Mrs Tindrucvionging
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 15, 2006 4:14:30 GMT -5
Okay Mr T assuming Dude ! Stick out your right hand. Extend your thumb and forefinger straight out in parrallel lines. Okay, ya got that !
Now the real Mr Tindrucvionging used to try and convince me that the distance between these two fingers was 6" ! In fact we had big arguments about it !
Now, Fake Mr T guy ! Do you agree that distance is in fact 6" ?
Now ah know the real Mr T didn't have a hand like no shovel. His was a very average sized male hand. But he did have a real good reason for insisting that distance was 6" - "shame !"
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Post by mrtindrucvionging on Jan 15, 2006 11:40:36 GMT -5
Woman, don't you know that precise measurements DO NOT MATTER?!? How can we have a decent conversation about this when you are going to get so hung up on size. I told you time and time again that I don't care what size you wear. You need to remember that the more there is the more there is to love.
So if you are a little bigger than average, it's okay; in fact it's JUST DANDY! Because, you see, I can handle YOU in any amount whatsoever.
Women! I will never understand them.
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 15, 2006 13:22:16 GMT -5
So you've registered eh ! Mr 6 centimetre vionging ! Size DOES matter ! C'mon hubby dubby what's your first name ? and what's your birthday ? We're all waiting to hear Mr 6 centimetre evasive ionging man !
You may be able to handle me in any amount whatsoever, but think about poor me ! How could I possibly handle you in any amount whatsoever if there's no amount to handle in the first place ?
Anyway Hubdub you sure are sticking with it. Much more'n I can say 'bout corneypops and Pee Jay !
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Post by one who cares on Jan 15, 2006 17:22:19 GMT -5
Dear Mr., & Mrs. Tindruviggonging. Don't worry about the size of Mister's male parts. It's how he uses them that counts. If there is a problem regarding Mr. T's possibly less than humongous size, in the masculine sense, you two might consider counseling. If there is a potency issue...a urologist might be in order.
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Post by one who cares on Jan 15, 2006 17:23:49 GMT -5
...but try Viagra first.
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Post by mrtindrucvionging on Jan 15, 2006 20:13:32 GMT -5
To whom it may concern: I do appreciate one who cares and shows concern, however, it's the Mrs. here who brought up the size issue, so maybe she is the one who has a problem with it....after all these years, maybe she has not been happy afterall; if I had only know this perhaps we could have gone to counseling a long time ago. It's going to be up to her what we are to do next; I cannot even get her to acknowledge this IMPOSSIBLE situation.
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Post by mrtindrucvionging on Jan 15, 2006 20:20:49 GMT -5
My Dear Madam T., You know how I feel about you. If I agreed to counseling, would you come home and try to work things out? It's just not the same here without you! There is a great big void. Sometimes you do not realise how valuable someone is until they leave and you seem to have left me for an indefinate amount of time now and will not even admit that I am your husband.
Instead, you bring this size (complaint?), and insist that I somehow have BRAINWASHED you into believing that everything is 6 CM long. NOT SO AND NOT TRUE, MRS. T. You have got to stop making stuff up like that or people will start gossiping! And they won't just be gossiping about you and me, but about our whole family and I know you do not want that to happen.
So, please accept my heartfelt apology for not being there for you when I should have been there for you, whether it be in spirit or in thought. Just as God welcomes ALL THE LOST SHEEP back to His fold, you know I would welcome you back home with open arms.
So, take care my love and do be careful.
Your loving sugardaddy.
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Worried about Jason
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Post by Worried about Jason on Jan 16, 2006 10:46:36 GMT -5
Has anyone heard from Jason (or his many counterparts) recently? His obvious lack of contributions to this board lately worries me. Has something happened to him? I hope he shows up soon so we can put our fears to rest. It's just not the same with out him and his cohorts...
Come back soon, Jason, and relieve our anxiety about your well-being.
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Post by how helpful is this on Jan 16, 2006 12:43:23 GMT -5
Holy Smokes!
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Post by baby phat tindrucvionging on Jan 16, 2006 13:45:31 GMT -5
Has anyone heard from Jason (or his many counterparts) recently? His obvious lack of contributions to this board lately worries me. Has something happened to him? I hope he shows up soon so we can put our fears to rest. It's just not the same with out him and his cohorts... Come back soon, Jason, and relieve our anxiety about your well-being. Papa Tindrucvionging is Jason.
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Mrs Tindrucvionging
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 16, 2006 14:49:43 GMT -5
Dear Fake Mr Tindrucvionging, you have continuously failed to answer the questions that I have asked of you to show if you are moi gruesonier de voilat ! Therefore I have no alternative but to condemn you to the registered Mr Tindrucvionging board ! As you know I do visit Maryland for my chicken but not on Fridays !
Anyway, I don't like being called Emily (my Christian name) because it sounds too much like Jack !
Son friends do call me "Jason Storebo," and it is purely coincidental that this is spelt the very same way as another poster on this board. However, in my case the name is pronounced so much differently, i.e. "Val Dindipliphig." I do not mind this because it reminds me of my favorite TV programme, "The Eighth Ninth !"
Never mind now, must run along ! Toodle-pip !
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Post by plainjane on Jan 16, 2006 16:27:22 GMT -5
Does the 4-3's church that you belong to allow TV's?
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 16, 2006 18:49:29 GMT -5
Weell, i is 1 personified person who diggs the Tindruc's. they is right fine peeple and hav hepped me in lots o' sichiations of insanitary condishuns. my momma said, she say honey chile, yo gots ta git ya an EARLY rising husbban , not one that is late gittin up in the morn. he need ta git up by 9 'clock am sharrp! if'n he don't then ya gist take yor fryin' pan an let'n hav it. that'll fix'm four shore. affer that he won't be a gittin' up late anymore after that.
an nother thingit; don' ever eva evva evva let'm figger ya out; gottsa keepim' guessin' I guueesss....>>>>>>
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Post by mrtindrucvionging on Jan 16, 2006 22:39:28 GMT -5
Wife, You KNOW that I am an early husband; we've only been married for 23 years and you still don't know that I am never late, always early or on time. Early or on time. That's my motto. You know this because we have had many many arguments about!! How could you forget something we argued about so much. You are late and I am early. Ring a bell, sweetheart?? Remember the time you let me sleep in until 10 in the morning? How ticked I was at you because I never sleep past nine and usually am up and about by 8. Please, REMEMBER. I HOPE you do not have the beginnings of senility.
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvioning on Jan 17, 2006 16:35:52 GMT -5
plainjane, the 4-3's have no problem with TV except the monochrome and multi-color versions which are completely forbidden. All others are acceptable though because it is believed they do not have the same capacity to corrupt. Aural TV and radio are also banned, but other versions are perfectly acceptable. However things are slowly changing. One of our pals (members) was taken to task by one of our ministers over having a radio set in his home. On proving that the radio was broken and thus not capable of seducing our aural members he was excused and allowed to keep his set. So you see there is understanding and compassion in the application of our policies.
Another pal had a whopper of a color TV in lounge. He needed this because he had a surplus of ornaments and had nowhere to put them. He was even allowed to switch on the TV occasionally because one of the ornaments was one of these water things that changes color with the surroundings and light. Operating TV really enhanced this ornament so he was allowed to keep the TV so that he could fully enjoy the ornament sitting on top of it. We often were invited round to watch the ornament anfd it was fascinating how the changing light and colors of the TV influenced the water. Even the volume of the TV caused vibrations which made colored ripples through the water. Beautiful stuff. One of our ministers even suggested all the pals should have a similar set-up in our houses.
Understanding and compassion ! Hallmarks of the 4-3's plainjane !
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvioning on Jan 17, 2006 16:40:07 GMT -5
Here is your final chance to prove your real self Mr alleged T !
Over in KY in 4-3 circles what does TV really mean ?
Fail this and you're out on top of your 6 centimetres !!
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Post by plainjane on Jan 17, 2006 16:45:14 GMT -5
Ummm.... I don't mean to come between you two fighting spouses, but Mrs T, I need to ask a question concerning reply #130....
Couldn't your pal just as well moved the ornament that makes light and color change--yeah that ornament-- from off the top of the TV so that he could safely remove and eliminate all reasons for corruption?
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 17, 2006 16:58:04 GMT -5
No you miss the point plainjane ! In fact you miss two points !
In the 4-3's the term "pal" is "synonymous with the 2 by 2 term "friend." Both mean member of their respective churches. When you refer to the "friends" you mean those who fellowship with you in the 2 by 2's. We use the name "pal" or "pals" in identical fashion. We chose to avoid the term "friends" because we might have been labelled "Cooneyites !"
The TV when switched on really enhanced our enjoyment of the water ornament, so it had a two-fold purpose; 1) a place to sit the ornament on, and 2) the colors it gave off really made the ornament a fascinating thing to watch (despite all the guff going on below it !)
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Post by plainjane on Jan 17, 2006 17:48:25 GMT -5
oh, well that explains that. I completely understand the reasoning behind the decisions to keep the large color TV in the home, pal....
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Post by mrtindrucvionging on Jan 17, 2006 23:41:42 GMT -5
My dear dear dear wifey, Your twisted logic astounds me once again. Where has your brain left off and your thinking started? I 'd really like to know how I could get you to come back home so we can actually sit down and enjoy watching our favorite T.V. shows and I hope and pray for your safety and best welfare because frankly my dear you have got me really really worried these days.
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Post by mrtindrucvionging on Jan 18, 2006 12:46:49 GMT -5
Mrs. T. I do believe that you are THE smartest person on this board. Which keeps me further flabbergasted as to why you seem to have lost part of your BRAIN! You are so smart. So intelligent. That's a big part of why I took an interest in you all those years ago, my dear. At the same time, you frustrate me to no end by your constant :::::THINKING:::::. My dear, I wish you would just FEEL for a change, instead of think and then you would know that it will all work out just the way it is supposed to. We just need to put the Lord first like we always have and He will take care of things. I will continue to pray that His way and not our way will be the winner in this great squabble we are having. Take care, my dearest smart lady; for I worry about your safety constantly and I don't want you to get totally lost so that you could never ever find your way home to where you belong.
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 18, 2006 12:53:17 GMT -5
Tindy, I'm sorry but you've failed ! In KY TV stands for nothing other than (as others have guessed !) "Tindruc Vionging !" As you fall headlong over heels for me, please ensure you come down flat on the 6 centimetres of yours !
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Post by mrtindrucvionging on Jan 18, 2006 13:59:09 GMT -5
Wife, Obviously, it's a little late for that falling stuff, as you have already ASSumed, you KNOW, that you KNOW. And what a TRICKSTER YOU ARE, my dear. Is your petticoat feeling a bit out of whack today? hmmm? Did we get up on the side of the bed this morning?hmmm? You are really needing to come to terms with this passive-aggressive nature of yours.......or maybe that would be the pot calling the kettle black again.
Anyways,::::I made that special dippingsauce that you liked so well; haven't made it in a couple of years; but today, just for you, my dear I made it AGAIN in hopes that you will forgive me for all the wrongs and offenses and insults I have thrown your way, EITHER knowingly or unknowingly. You C, we are a match made in neverneverland and , we can read each other's minds, which is a little scary at times. So just ponder on these things, my dear as your thoughts, are my thoughts, your mind, my mind........okay, not a Trekky, are we, so I'll stop with that now.
Buy Bye
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Post by Mrs Emily Tindrucvionging on Jan 18, 2006 15:00:36 GMT -5
Oh Tindy my love ! It IS REALLY YOU ! Only my dearest, loveliest Tindy would refrain from answering all the searching questions I have asked. Please forgive me my dear loving Tindy husband. My darling please grasp the sheets as only you know how ! Oh Tindy, you can make 6cm feel like 6 feet ! Oh Tindy.................................... please forgive me my early darling ! Tindy, oh my only Tindy.................................. Please come home ? Emms loves ya honey, truly she does !
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Post by mrtindrucvionging on Jan 18, 2006 16:59:09 GMT -5
As they say; She who is forgiven much, loves much. So dearest sweetie pie schnoookims, how about that dipsaus? Can we just move on and forget that incident 10 years ago with the buggy whip? I have forgotten what it was all about anyway. Well sort of. I am down to guessing what it was all about. But your memory isn't that bad afterall. Because you remember it better than I do. PLUS, you have always known more about me than I know about you. Which puts me at a VERY UNFAIR disadvantage. Consider that.
best to you
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 18, 2006 17:41:08 GMT -5
Tindy darling, it really is you ! You don't know how many carpets my knees have worn out since you left, just payin' yo'd come back !
Did you finish with that Chinese girl ? Li was her name wasn't it ? What about the two kids ? Yo payin' for them ?
I like to top sheet to be pulled back r-e-a-l slow ! Remember ?
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 18, 2006 17:54:39 GMT -5
See hare, Mrs. you ain't done a very good job o' keepin' yor end of the contract for usn's gals ta STICK TOGETHER! I reckon ya'll don' recall that'n now do ya!?! Butt I does and when you finely comes ta yor senses ya'll C just how sillllyy ya'll is fer thinkin' you husban done abandon ya. He ain't never left yor side jes like Jesus Lord Almighty aint' never left ya! AN he ain't never had no CHINA GIRL. But if'n he did, I wood jes forgiv'm anyways becuz men R men and they like gals. It's jes that simple and they has simple simple simple SIMPLE SIMPLE neeeeds. An then needs ta be on thare knees a prayin' ALL THE TIME.
Now C hare Mr. T. yo needs ta git a new rug, I reckon, already. But I is shore the Mrs. duz 'preciate yer prayin' on her b'half. Ya'll git along now, cuz I gots work ta do. and ya'll should git off this hare board s like them Sackett fellers who knows how ta stick ya them thar guns. jes member ta keep er nice an slow like........r e a l slooowww...............
What do ya say to that PLAINJANE!?
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Post by plainjane on Jan 18, 2006 18:09:20 GMT -5
I say that I'm not responding to janeyplain unless I call you Brownish Greenish Sugar, or just plain old Brownish for short. Did you happen to see someone posted a MayDay to the administrator? If that wasn't one of you Tinkels-Bonkers then we-all are going to be in a heap of big trouble for letting out our silly personalities on here. You do what you want Jasonizing yourself, but as for me and my silly goose personalities....
I'm lying low for the time being. I don't wanna get caught not being serious if you know what I mean. I'm a full grown middle age woman an....and.... I shouldn't be laughing and having so much fun with the TindroVolcans on this thread. It's like laughing in gospel meeting and having a Worker give you one of those really nasty looks that says without saying....SHUT UP!
I ain't taking any chances Brownish, so I'm not going to answer your question.... Jane
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