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Post by Bob Magowan on Jan 8, 2006 22:18:33 GMT -5
Voting for only those of legal age? think about it. I have not been in a classroom for over twenty years, but I definitely remember six year olds voting by show of hands or by standing up for what they wanted.
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 9, 2006 8:25:15 GMT -5
ah.....but Bob......do your students raise a leg to vote? THAT in itself indicates maturity! Thanks for the laughs jane and Emily.......i've enjoyed the gentle banter and respite.....Now, ON TO MONDAY......i owe, i owe, so off to work i go.....*sigh*
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 9, 2006 17:06:55 GMT -5
Jason, Not sure what we, I mean "you" mean referring to the opening thread. Please help me to help us, I mean you ! My Father was indeed Cambodian ans amazingly my Mother was Welsh. They both met in Spitzbergen when they were refugees during the Maltese crisis a few years back.
Plainjane, true forgiveness does not allow us to have looooooooooooong memories. To forgive is to remember the forgiven deed no more ! I wonder if you are somewhat "Green" in this forgiveness thing, or was your state of being "Green" a thing of the past ? In any case let us move on. No more insult guns. The name is Mrs Tindrucvionging !
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Post by plainjane on Jan 9, 2006 19:36:54 GMT -5
Ohhh boy oh boy oh boy, here we go again...... sigh....can't you take a hint m'friend Mrs T and notice when I'm giving you the silent treatment? For goodness sakes m'friend take a hint...
Does your 4-3 religion teach you that you have to forget before forgiveness is complete m'friend? No wonder you haven't mastered this principle yet. No, of course I'm not green in this matter m'friend, I'm blue. Green is of earth and blue is of the heavens, therefore when a person becomes blue they's akin to being in graduate school m'friend Mrs T, not kindergarten greenish color. Ick!
When you get from green to blue, you will understand m'friend that forgiveness doesn't mean forgetting. How many times have I told you that I'm not Alzhiemer's? M'friend, did you forget that I said I want to not forget because I want to remember everything I've ever done, said, or thunk? What's the point in forgetting anyway? We wants a looooooooong memory. (At least us women folk, so you'd better start practicing remembering things m'friend, 'cause I've noticed you've been forgetting a bunch of late). Once you start the forgetting process, first thing you know you'll forget who you are and that'd be more of Calamity than shooting insult guns.
Besides m'friend, the way to tell whether a person has forgiven or not depends on the words they call each other. If I hadn't of truly forgiven ya, I'd be saying m'enemy, not m'friend. Go back and count how many m'friends are in this post and that's proof beyond doubt in any court room that I'm a blue and not a green.
Jane
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 10, 2006 14:31:45 GMT -5
plainjane effendy ! Have we met ? Do I know you ? I notice from some posts that you appear to be addressing me, and it appears I may have been addressing you with some posts ? However I cannot for the life of me ever remember having made these posts, nor recollect the ones you appear to have made to me ! This is all very strange. I know I'm over 14 years of age, but that is no excuse or reason for being forgetful ! Did these posts really happen ?
I wonder if senility is nature's way of guaranteeing true forgiveness before one leaves this temporal frame behind ?
Sorry what was your name again ?
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 10, 2006 15:17:47 GMT -5
plainjaney, you stole my nick, BTW, just thot i'd let you KNOW that!! Who's said anything 'bout fergettin'. ??/!??
you ain't and I aint' that thar mrs. TT aint eether, so i think you'd best be rethinkin' that 1. An 'nother thing___ You is COLOR BLIND! blue is blue and green is green and there ain't know other way around it. blue don't turn green and green don't usual turn blue, so I don't care where you have read that somewhere's, but you need to get the facts straight or someone is goin' ta come up behind ya and konk ya over the head with yer own insult gun.
tha's just how it is fer now 'ladies', so git used to it.
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Post by U R Forgiven on Jan 11, 2006 0:33:00 GMT -5
Ok, Ok, I FORGIVE YOU, I FORGIVE YOU, I FORGIVE YOU!!
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Post by BC on Jan 11, 2006 4:44:31 GMT -5
Err scuse' me . Butt I have been missin' for a few days caught up in the domestic bliss of renovating bedrooms so have just caught up with the insults that have been flying. "Sob", I am so disappointed in the both of you," Sob". how could you forget your Christian upbringing and sling pot shots at each other so carelessly with insult guns as if it were nothing and not even throw in a query as to what had happened to me? "Sob" I could have been lost in the "net" unable to find my way out .... but you didn't care. (Just as well a passer by hit the escape key.)
But on to important matters, Plainjane my Friend you have missed an important fact that is evident to my passing glance and that is that 'Emily twinkletoes Tinkleboingboing errr umm Tindrucvionging is infact a very well known figures mother, no other than Mrs E.T. Now to me this makes perfect sense when we analyze her religion and weird pronunciations of words otherwise plain to you and I. I suspect she may be one from another of the four corners of the universe. **nods his head sagely**
Dear "Cornsilk" (love your name by the by, reminds me of soft silky hair that you can run your fingers through, **don't exactly know why**) Umm now where was I. ahhhh oh yeah thats right. umm I noted a comment about wrinkly butt in one of your posts. Now I tried not to get upset or feel insulted by this slurr on my anatomy but my control is slipping sum what (not unlike my musclely chest) If you would be so kind as to go back through my posts you will see that I said Now I was trying to truthfully build up a portrait of myself to substantiate any pertinent points I would make in the future and through your misinterpretation of what was written this is now in jeopardy. Character assassination is fun for the perpetrator but very harmful and hurtful to the victim. Please abstain from further negative comments about my Butt. All positive ones are of course well received.
Bob Magowan, Sir to you I would say that voting on issues as complex and important as those that Plainjane has brought before us, should on no occasion be left to 6yr olds. Just think of the mess this world would be in if we allowed a bunch of children vote on important issues such as these. I hope you will not continue with this erroneous point of view.
Regards to all Wrinkless Bartemieous Cornoculious
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Post by plainjane on Jan 11, 2006 12:05:06 GMT -5
Now don't go getting your shorts in a knot on your wrinkless butt Bartie Cornball. I did in fact wonder where you went even if I didn't come right out and ask. Thought maybe you were in the hospital welcoming the new little kid, but I didn't want to come right out and ask such a personal question on these boards---wouldn't be respectful....
And for the planeyjane guest, you need to get your insult gun greased up. Any person who has any sense at all knows that green and blue are related colors. Nobody told me this, so don't go blaming anyone else for my words. I figured out the green and blue thing all by myself..
Mrs T has gone off in netherlands of memory loss, but I haven't. I keep my insult log regularly on a daily basis. Like for instance, I didn't steal your name, I stolt someone else's name because plainjane or JaneyPlane is not my name at all, just as guest is not your name. Now, here comes my insult gun (just a little warning in advance)...
You are the one stealing names janeyplain guest. Lemme guess, is your real name Howard?
Time for another vote. All those who think this guest planeyjane is Howard say Ai.
Jane Just between me and you BC, we've been redoing our bedroom of late also. It's turning out beautifully blue! Seriously. Are you making the baby's bedroom pink?
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 11, 2006 12:41:28 GMT -5
SERIOUSLY, planes, trains and plainyjanes, <<and janeyplains>> have lots in common togathers 'cuz they's all things that GOES BYE By, ever now and a-gin+++ so's ya C....even tho you stolt MY NICK 1st, I is sort of TAKIN IT BACK!!
AN jus' so's ya know, I ain't no Howie baby; and thas' a facktor in all a dis stuff>>>
As to that thar baby stuff, don' go gettin' all sofft on me now, an senimenal.>> theys' babys born ever day, just like I tole ya and tole ya. I herd 'nuff of a "SOB" story from that thar BC person with the big but. Now, ya jist be a mindin' yer own bizness and I mind mine and we keeps are guns reddy and WILLIN'. i GOT mine greased, how 'bout yers?
an' 1 other thing::::: blue is blue and green is blue 2! so THAR! SO YOO HOO TO U.
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Post by BC on Jan 11, 2006 12:43:17 GMT -5
Hi Jane My Friend, No I thought to myself, self I thought, you know that Jane wouldn't forget you that easy, any one who can be so thoughtful of ones misbutting discrepancy would not forget one. So it must be the expectant dad syndrome making me overly emotional.
The bedroom is actually our master bdrm as we are at present in the neutral coloured room for baby. Bubs is due officially today so as I head home from nightshift I'm hoping maybe he/she is going to delay the event for a day or to to let poor old dad off the hook and allow me to finish the project therefore saving face with mummy.(after delaying the start of said project because of many unforseen more imortant things that took my attention)
Luv and regards Butt Barty Corns
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 11, 2006 13:00:16 GMT -5
1000 lashes for me BC to have misread your more than eloquent posts! Perhaps Emily gave a sneeze and i caught the senility bug from her! As i PLAINLY see now (no pun intended, jane, dear) that you stated "no DEFINABLE wrinkles" *groans softly as my face turns a delicate fuchia*.....a much nicer color than green or blue....although, i would have to agree that elementary art would tell you that indeed, the two colors are related....and if there is to be a vote on my own behalf, i would vote in favor of jane's point of view.....after all, men are usually color blind, are they not? AND, furthermore, BC, putting off the renovations!!!!! i'm aghast that you should ignore the nesting instincts of your better half.....now much more the best half, i'm sure......sitting on your stretched out birthday suit whilst time is a ticking.........pray oh pray that the wee one doesn't arrive early..........and congratulations!!!
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 11, 2006 14:23:00 GMT -5
Cornsilk, I don't think you are very funny ! Calling me a "fat old slag" is way below the belt and I demand an immediate apology. Hopefully the administrator will remove your posts from this board !
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Post by janeyplainey on Jan 11, 2006 14:40:00 GMT -5
cornysilky, so whilst that BC feller is hangin' out in 'neutral zone'; US reglar folks is havin' quite time in the blu and green areas'. NO, NOT gray regions religions, I say blue and green netherparts of the worldly places and so forth. so, we'll jus let 'im hang our fer now and we knows that them rennovations is needed before that thar baby comes. it might take longer than he planned, but we knows his good intentions is not fergettin to let his kin in on whats boilin' in the pot stirrer's club west of the the great divide.
BC is a good'n, he spects him mum and knows to keep her smilin' is ###1 and ma taughts us manners, good ones; so we'd best be a keepin' em. My mama say, if yo don' got nottin' nice ya say, keep yer trap sshhhutt.
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Post by AlanC on Jan 11, 2006 14:47:32 GMT -5
Hi Jane My Friend, No I thought to myself, self I thought, you know that Jane wouldn't forget you that easy, any one who can be so thoughtful of ones misbutting discrepancy would not forget one. So it must be the expectant dad syndrome making me overly emotional. The bedroom is actually our master bdrm as we are at present in the neutral coloured room for baby. Bubs is due officially today so as I head home from nightshift I'm hoping maybe he/she is going to delay the event for a day or to to let poor old dad off the hook and allow me to finish the project therefore saving face with mummy.(after delaying the start of said project because of many unforseen more imortant things that took my attention) Luv and regards Butt Barty Corns Hey Bro all the best with the up coming though the event may have been by the time the little one comes forth. Regards to the wife. Alan.
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Post by plainjane on Jan 11, 2006 16:37:29 GMT -5
In MY HUMBLE OPINION, not just myself and cornsilk, but also the two "strange" women who insist on posting here SHOULD be getting all soft and squishy as we celebrate the almost arrival of Cornball's baby. Why not janeyplain? Don't you remember that feeling when your first little squiddling was born and you saw the beauty of it's precious little face---eyes looking into yours? Oh my, oh my. There is no thrill quite like it JP. Probably Mrs T has long forgotten, but I was hoping that JP would still have some vague memories of those days.
soft, soft, soft, soft, precious, precious, precious, love, love, love, mama, mama, mama, dada, dada, dada, gooshy, gooshy, gooshy, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.....
I hope you name stealing, garble-dee-gook speaking woman considers this a finely oiled grease gun! You MUST remember what this thread is all about JP----Notice the title? It says Mrs. Tindrucvionging. Do you know what that means? It means it's a WOMAN's thread so we women get to feel soft and squishy about babies. There, I said it!
Meanwhile, back to my good friend Mister Cornball. Be sure and let us know if we should be thinking pinkish or bluish. Greenish is out for the time being. Who's going to tend the older little rugrat while Dada and Mama is preoccupied meeting their new little family member? Send him to me Bartolia and I'll watch him. I'll make sure nobody abuses your precious little offspring!
Baby talking, gun toting, grease ball throwing...... Jane
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 11, 2006 17:11:57 GMT -5
errrr......Emily? Did I offend? I don't seem to remember YOU being the butt of my jokes.......*pun intended* PALEEZE elaborate, m'dear, so we can get to the "bottom" of things, as it were......below the belt? ? Perhaps YOUR own precious posterior is in dire need of an iron? hmmmmmmm? At any rate, I need proof of the injustice i've been accused of meting........*thought it was meeting* ....and my posts are not funny??.....deja vu..........i'm callin' Jason!
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 11, 2006 17:16:05 GMT -5
jainyplainy........think you've mistakenly taken in too much moonshiney! Glad to see that *ahem* constipation thing is over, with you bein' regular and all......makes for better days when the plumbing's in good workin' order! Seize the day!
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 11, 2006 17:26:23 GMT -5
so, truth-out truthout, you stole my name cuz you wanted to take my face!!!!!>>>my 'precheuuss little face' with the --eye- into -eye-- moment not lost on one's who is of the mor seeing kinda peeoples.
R U slugggesssting that's I is sefishly inclined an I thinx this here thread board is all 'bout me? ! ? !?!? O KNOW U don't>>no no no ain't no way you is gettin' away with that thar kinda behavor, yo mamma is U ot to be 'shamed o' youseff, mistermisssu TTT.'s 4th cuz removed from T&&&
and no matter how far, don't know matter how near, that coyu7te-predates will track U down an' throe ya in the h oller to lay with the pigs in the sty.
so take that you gunbustin' son of a gunbun!!!
luvv and kick but, googlyeyed sharp shootin' monster .
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 11, 2006 18:06:08 GMT -5
Yes Cornsilk, you deeply offended me in your post (reply #69 line 1) by referring to me as a "fat old slag !" It's the "old" bit that I find particularly objectionable ! I'm only middle-aged ! Please apologize forthwith !
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Post by plainjane on Jan 11, 2006 18:17:25 GMT -5
Cornsilk did NOT call you a fat old slag, you fat old slag you!
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Post by plainjane on Jan 11, 2006 18:21:43 GMT -5
See Cornsilk, I'm regularly sticking up for my friends while you are busy trying to fabricate a story about my "regularity". That's sort of a personal subject Cornhusk that is prohibited from these boards because it isn't respectful to insult our friends.... Let's not bring up delicate subjects. Just stick to your guns and no hitting below the belt!
Jane
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 11, 2006 19:47:10 GMT -5
i'm so confused now i can't write right........jane.....it's not YOUR regularity i was referring to....it was janeyplain.....and as for Mrs T.....*wonder if she's married to Mr. T*........put on yer bifocals for goodness' sake.......i NEVER called you a thang!
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 11, 2006 19:55:04 GMT -5
and jane, for my error, i do profoundly apologize and hope for your forgiveness........
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 11, 2006 20:37:46 GMT -5
wen I quits laffing so much i mite jus' hav ta cum up with a good reply to the 2ply.
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Post by plainjane on Jan 11, 2006 23:07:19 GMT -5
I'm glad YOU'RE laughing Janeyplain because I'm not! I'm so confused I don't know who's saying what, to whom or why. You've got to choose a different name because when you entered the conversation it got really scrambled. Cornsilk doesn't know what's going on, I'm not exactly sure what we are even talking about, Rats is bringing out the iron, BC left to paint the neutral walls pink or blue, and Mrs T..... she got completely lost in the dialogue.
On top of all this chaotic chatter you should see my log book. It's an absolute mess! You've only written a couple of times---you name stealer---- and already I've got 39 insults racked up to your name.
So, I have the perfect solution to our dilemma. Ready to hear it? Okay. Here goes...
Let me suggest a new name for you.
How does Brownish Greenish Sugar sound for starters? Good. I'll just refer to you as Brownish from now on....
Jane
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 12, 2006 8:01:55 GMT -5
Well, jane, I for one, would like to get to the "bottom" of this mess and iron out ALL the wrinkles.......perhaps an investigation is called for! The idea of theft of one's identity is at stake! And suffering the slings and arrows directed at the person at fault......we need to search for the BEGINNING of all this! *deja vu again*
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 12, 2006 15:59:51 GMT -5
Cornsilk, my patience is at an end ! All this profound innocence stuff is doing my head in ! How can you dent calling me a "fat old slag ?" It beats me. Let's re-visit line one of post #69 ! I hane no doubt that you will readily agree that the second sentence in your post reads "Perhaps Emily gave a sneeze and i caught the senility bug from her." Well do you agree that you willingly typed and posted that remark ? Let's see if you have an honest heart in you ? Personally I have no objection to the way you spelt out that remark, it's the way that you PRONOUNCED it when you typed it !! You PRONOUNCED IT THUS :- "That fat old slag Emily gave a sneeze and i caught the senility bug from her !" See how your sins catch you out ! Now that your cover is blown, let's see if your plainjane pal sides with you now ? What does she think of you pronouncing such terms on this board about a fellow poster ? Thought you could hide behind the spelling, huh ?? No Cornsilk, it's going to have to be a good apology for me to overlook this one. The pronunciation was bad enough, but to deny it.....................!
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