Mrs Tindrucvionging
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 12, 2006 16:06:54 GMT -5
Plainjane, many thanks for your words of kindness (reply #78). I really don't know how to thank you adequately. However, you should not disguise your appreciation behind a vile attack upon my character.
Although you have typed/spelt out "Cornsilk did NOT call you a fat old slag, you fat old slag you," you have very clearly pronounced this "Cornsilk is just a windy ratbag, compared to you Emily, you very nice lady and genuine salt of the Earth you !"
I would like to thank you again plainjane. Best wishes your sincere friend Emily Tindrucvionging
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 12, 2006 17:45:31 GMT -5
My dearest Em, *thinking now of auntie em from Kansas* Paleeze........I am not the simpleton you assume me to be. Yes, I will admit that I typed the post numbered here at 69, but in no means was the infliction upon my digits meant to infer you to be anything but the dear kind sweet woman we all have grown to know and love......every finger was on the precise key! SEE? "QWERTY" Now, I'm assuming that you know the imposter jane who has indeed placed me in a very precarious imposition! (Imposters and impositions and posters and positions).......quirky little words are they.....Would it be possible for you to find it within the kindness of your huge heart to intercede on my behalf before the REAL jane beheads me? As you stated, I am, indeed, innocent of any wrong doing here or anywhere else for that matter.....what a boring life I lead! As for this imagined phrase you claim I've typed, perhaps a quiet repose of tarts, tea and harp music would be in order.....to sort out this mess we seem to have made....I'm really not a bad sort at all, Auntie Em...... as ever, cornsilk
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Post by JP on Jan 12, 2006 18:13:22 GMT -5
WIIZZY...////
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Post by plainjane on Jan 12, 2006 21:14:59 GMT -5
Just between you and me Cornsilk, I'm glad the imposter left. Besides sort of stealing my name, she used such screwy words that I couldn't understand what she was getting at and then everything on this thread went to hell in a hand basket. Good riddance! (She laughs too much anyways)... As a result I completely missed your insult. Please remind of the nasty things I said to you.--or the mean things you said to me, doesn't matter, either way will be fine.
Now this Mrs T is starting to really impress me. Only the most enlightened people are able to see appreciation right in the middle 60 rounds of insults hurling their direction. Wowie!! O--la-la.... That's incredible insight Mrs....
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 12, 2006 23:39:50 GMT -5
In allll sinceriousness of all sinceriouslynesses>>>>> I cain't git much clear'n this here right hare! CUZ hare is where i's longs to impressss, presss, presss 'upon thee harts of ya'll's luggynuts j'es howie mushy I is now all squishy squashy. My hearts is gittin' scrunched and trodd on it's 'bout ta break agin. don' know's that i kin take mucchh mor'en this;;;;;;;hep me hepp me hepp me. I's is hurtin' real bad cuz yous keep on a fightin' like this
purty soon I's gonna make ya take it outside and show us some real shirt sleeve 'ligion.
***Mr. tintrucvionging*** mite j'es haf ta com along and be a ref err some sorta intermediattter.
so hep;s me cuz I's bein' herded and track'd bye pack o' sheperd wolves an they's is closin' in on me. I got's ta find sum shelter PDQ or it is toasty toaste. i's a gonner.
I gotta fire in my e;yes and a burnin' in my gutter myocard.
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Post by Mr Tindrucvionging on Jan 12, 2006 23:58:59 GMT -5
Now now dear ones:::you need to behave or you will have to go to bed after I spank you with my buggy whip. I am warning you. Stop being so naughty to each other it's really starting to BUg me.;
The Mrs. t and I are trying to settle down to some sweet tea and crumpets, then we plan of getting in our nighty night clothes and sleep a long slumber. In the morning when we take our showers we expect to find you up already and eating your morning porridge just like good folks do. And no coffee::::: OR tea until you have said you are sorry to each other and really mean it.
good night
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 13, 2006 2:55:59 GMT -5
Mr T, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN IMPOSTER ! You see the real Mr T is my EARLY husband (as opposed to a "late" husband !), therefore it is impossible for you to be he !
NOW for the real stuff. I see that both plainjane and Cornsilk (my genuine insulters) are now beginning to mellow and pronounce their posts (and my name) the correct way. We now have a platform to build on and I feel I can really grow to like both of my genuine accusers. Every dark cloud has its silver lining !
As for you IMPOSTER, Tindrucvionging is not pronounced Tindrovolodoviczski ! See how the wicked are so easily caught out, eh ! Go take your buggy whip to yourself. You are a definite candidate for "Jasonification !" Perhaps you should even be "Nathanized ??" What sayed ye Cornsilk and plainjane (my newest best friends !) ?
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 13, 2006 7:52:32 GMT -5
I smell "exclusivness" here......jane? What do You think? Now I'm getting worried.....
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Post by janeyplainy on Jan 13, 2006 9:02:06 GMT -5
I's still thinks that I's the o'rignal janeyjaneplainjane! an ya not only stole me NICK , butttt ya done stole the ticker tockin' tickin' tocker clock mah grrrrategrraate gramma gave me ta use fer gettin; up in the morn ON TIME!!!!! an you knowed it ALL along, so's I had's me a huncha buncha I's knowed it 'fore you did. neener neener>>>>>>>so thar , ya grease ball'n Calamity sucker.
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Post by plainjane on Jan 13, 2006 10:26:21 GMT -5
Brownish, I'm not going to reply to you any more, just so you know....
Mrs T, there will be no exclusiveness in my group of friends. I gave that up long ago and so don't you go eliminating Rats from our little exclusive group and don't forget Bartie while he's off having a baby either. It's not just you, me and the Cornsilk anymore Mrs T, so broaden your perspective of life and include other people or I'll go back to insulting you again. I just won't stand for exclusiveness!
We must acknowledge that if it wasn't for Rats we wouldn't have been able to iron this thing out between us girls. Thanks Rats for your suggestions--wise dude that you are.
Jane
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 13, 2006 13:37:01 GMT -5
Okay newest best friends, let's have lots of newest best friends ! Let's not stop at Rats, let's include Ratso the Dwarf, BC et al ! I'm game for a Dude inclusion board, except for those who have difficulty with their pronunciation !
Looks like we're hitting 5 ball now !
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Post by BC on Jan 13, 2006 16:08:26 GMT -5
Hi (Yawns) Still no signs of Barty junior. Bedroom wallpapered, me tired and stuck here at work for another day. Good to see that wholesome conversation hasn't died in my short absence. Luv ya's
Barty Corns (shortened and abridged)
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Post by CalamitousCowpie on Jan 14, 2006 0:56:53 GMT -5
We species of the bovine type are not EXXX-clusive. WE are all INNNclusive. If we were toooo exclusive we could not be herded by the Great Shepherd in the sky;
We love to take care of each other's calves, so when BC has that baby, I wish to be the first to know and then we will tell the entire herd; how hard it is to extract that information about the calving.
As we bed down for the night we will chew our cuds as we count the sheep and gaze at the moon. We do yawn once in a while, but only when the bull is not looking.
We love CORN ; DON'T TELL cornsilk.
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Post by Urntidlelgsnint on Jan 14, 2006 4:20:13 GMT -5
"Pritrendinscrald !"
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Post by Mr Tindrucvionging on Jan 14, 2006 14:17:31 GMT -5
To the Mrs: I am indeed THE Mr. T...and I am greatly affronted that you would ASSUME otherwise. Why, didn't I give you some extra special attention after we put the kids to bed last evening? I am most CONFUSED, with a capital "C", and wish that we could come to some sort of positive meeting of the minds about this dire situation.
I just loathe when you are agitated with me and just run off somewhere in a storm of mixed emotions; feelings out of sorts, because you know that I really do wish only for your long lasting love and greatest happiness as is entirely possible. If I could give you what you really wanted, you know I would; I know that you know this, so why are you so angry with me this morning? And where did you drive off to last night in such a big huff? I was WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!
Please come home or as least call me when you decide you can.
MUCH love and GREAT regards, Mr. Tindrucvionging
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 14, 2006 14:58:48 GMT -5
Okay Buddy boy ! Let's call your bluff ! Let's unpin your brooch ! Let's see if I'm your squaw !
Please "spell out" how you "pronounce" your surname !
Get it right and we're between the sheets. Get it wrong and you are meat for plainjane and cornsilk !
Let's get on with the test !
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 14, 2006 15:15:33 GMT -5
um.....leave me out of this domestic squabble, please....i have rather important things to attend, such as laundry and toilet cleaning.....
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 14, 2006 15:25:08 GMT -5
Well Mr Fake T, It's down to the sheets or ol' pj !
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Post by Maizecotton on Jan 14, 2006 15:44:56 GMT -5
Hey Corny pops ! Ya 'fer scubbin an' a'tubbin' to yappin', d'ya ??
Okay, go ahead. Have a good flush out !
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Post by plainjane on Jan 14, 2006 17:27:12 GMT -5
I'm too busy doing my own dirty laundry, Tindrucviongings so you two are on your own with what appears to be serious marriage problems. Do you think I'm some kind of family counselor? Well, I'm not, but I can direct you to some on this board who are..... Meanwhile, I do have plenty of advice to give. Here it is..... just shut up and listen to each other.....
plain old plain jane.
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 14, 2006 18:52:59 GMT -5
Dear plain old plain jane, your unsolicited advice is extremely inappropriate. I am NOT married to the poster who claims to be a Mr Tindrucvionging, nor do I know him.
However, your mistake may be understandable in the circumstances so you are forgiven.
Yours, Emily
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Post by Mr Trindrucvionging on Jan 14, 2006 19:10:20 GMT -5
Dear MRS. Tindrucvionging, How can you seriously deny that we are married? After all these years! Going WAY BACK to the summer of 1983 when you called me up in most INAPPROPRIATE MANNER and asked me the most INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION over the phone about that "M" word. THAT'S when it all started, you know. Females are not supposed to make the first move, males are; and YOU called ME!! But you got it going and you knew you would.
And that thoroughly disgusting gutter talk you started; you were shameless and I still think you are shameless after ALL THESE YEARS but you know I love it when you are that way; just the way you are.
You need to open your eyes, HONEY and look around you and THINK and LISTEN to your OWN 'still small voice' inside your own heart and do the RIGHT THING!!
I am here waiting for you to decide if you still want me as your man or not. I am not going anywhere. I am true and faithful, as always. And we should not have to tell each other how to pronounce the other's name, you KNOW what my name is and you've GOT MY NUMBER! YOU KNOW IT. YOU KNEW IT FROM THE START. There's no denying how we feel. So let's just deal with it. I'll listen to you if you listen to me!
Do we have a deal?
ever yours, Mr. T
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Post by Mr Tindrucvionging on Jan 14, 2006 19:11:45 GMT -5
And just for the record, since you do not think I am who I am, I am going to register myself aS THE Mr. Tindrucvionging just to prove that I am the one; the VERY ONE!!
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Post by MAIZYCRAZY on Jan 14, 2006 19:14:04 GMT -5
I think you are all a bunch of IDIOTS!!!!!!
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 14, 2006 19:16:46 GMT -5
what's all this fussin' and fightin' four?!!!? Ya'll needs ta kiss on one 'nother and make up fer lost time, cuz it's perty PLAIN ta see ya luv's each other waaaay down deeeep inside ya'll's innards.
If'n that don't git ya in the gizard, don' know what will.
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 14, 2006 19:36:37 GMT -5
"Spin, Spin, Spin," Mr. T ! Yo ain't worth the other 14 ! Unless you abandon your diversionary tactics and properly "spell out" the correct pronunciation for "Tindrucvionging !" You know I got you by the short an' curlies on this one, boy, I ain't half ! Get it right an' the sheets come apart. Get it wrong and you're disgraced before this board.
Furthermore, if you really are "he," (which you ain't), please explain what I mean by my "Early husband !" The real Mr Tindrucvionging could answer that one straight off ! I reckon you're gonna have some difficulty here. No more diversionary crap. Properly spell out the pronunciation for Tindrucvionging an' what is meant by the term "my early husband ?"
Got ya boy. Boy a got ya !
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Post by Mr Tindrucvionging on Jan 14, 2006 19:52:52 GMT -5
Dear Dear Dear Mrs. Tintyper, Please don't think I still do not love you because your hair is turning colors. Is this what this is all about? Please forgive me if I made any reference to YOUR HAIR!! I love your hair and I hope you still love mine, despite how gray it is getting. And it's going to get more and more gray if you don't come to some sort of understanding about HOW I FEEL.
Yes, men do have feelings, afterall. Do NOT ASSUME [like you always accuse me of doing], THAT MEN DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS. Women are better at gut feelings, but men do have BIG feelings and tender hearts.
So even though mine is breaking in two right now, I still forgive you a thousands times a day.
Love, Your dear husband. (early or late)
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Post by janeyplain on Jan 14, 2006 19:56:43 GMT -5
ya'lls talkin' bout stuff hare that makes no sense whatsever! Whatcha mean, Mrs. T about gittin' the boy. Gotss what? Got MILK. ?? Y'alls need ta be a little more PLAIN lick me is. I jes' tell it like it is, and ain't no better way to slice it or cut it up, so 's ya "C"", ya reeeeellly ain't go nottin' honey. An you jes haff ta catch 'em if ya can. no can do, uhhnnnuhh. no sirrrreee!!
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