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Post by plainjane on Jan 6, 2006 13:32:16 GMT -5
As you will also notice Mrs Tindrucvionging, that when I get particularly excited about politics, I forget there's a spell check. But do take note: Old plain old Jane may have mis-spelled pronouce, but in no way have I misspelled your name!
Whew, please Mrs Tindrucvionging, please, I beg you not to take offense at plain old words like prnounce. Who cares how it's really spelled? May I suggest that you relax about "little" things like spelling. Goodness knows you have to worry about enough with a name like Tindrocvionging. 'Sall I can say is you must have REALLY loved the guy to take on a name like that! Describe what's so great about Mr. Tindrucvionging please and no yes or no answers on this one!
But the last thing I want to be doing on these boards is offending anyone, so if anyone is offended, I extend to you my very deepest regrets. (Take note: This apology doesn't give anyone the license to not vote. Voting is mandatory!)
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Post by BC on Jan 6, 2006 13:52:29 GMT -5
Dearest Jane, I was pleased to note your pronounced enjoyment of my forthcoming second and of course I will tell the nations, in fact if it wasn't for the steepness of the pitch I would shout it out from the roof top, wouldn't want a repeat bounce on the posterior and cause further disruption to this thread.
Am so sorry to disappoint my many fans but was taught that one should never butt in to others private times.
Yes you are so right about my loving and wise Wife, she is one in many million and I make it my daily pleasure to tell her so.
Also methinks that our friend Mrs tin-truck-voing-ing is wanting us to experiment with the pronunciation of her "name" and reveal the conundrum??
Better Butted Barti
Hmmm perhaps I even like my new shortened version, but this in no wise indicates a shortness of person
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 6, 2006 14:17:47 GMT -5
Actually Jane, there are three words or phrases that I hate being mis-spelt ! Okay, this is maybe a weekness of mine, but it is something I could go to war over ! The three words or phrases are :-
1) mispronouncing (other derivitives of the word don't affect me !)
2) nine, by the river, up towards (this does not make sense, but when I see it mis-spelt in a sentence I go loopy !)
3) Id-diddi-liddig-iddidi-griddig (say it fast-spell it right !)
Out of the 13 usages of my name in your last two posts, you mis-pronounced 8 of them ! Pitch too low, the "s" sound more of a rattle than a hiss (wrong end of the snake) and the "p" is too deep ! Good tries though, I'll give you that.
I will not interfere in your ballot. It's none of my business, even if it is ! As for Nosaj Nathan, well he can get on with eating Ghantor Faust.
Best wishes
Emily Tindrucvionging (see how it is pronounced)
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 6, 2006 14:39:11 GMT -5
BC, I rejoice in your joy ! You are a true stalwart and deserve your great wife and family !
You are probably aware that I belong to a religious group commonly referred to as the "4 - 3's." We are a very closed sect who believe that once pioneering preachers have established the message in a new area, a solitary (married or single) preacher should remain as shepherd of that area's flock. In many circumstances, but not always and not as a rule, our preachers often move into areas in their fours. Once our sect is established in that area, three will move on and pioneer a new area along with a new convert preacher from the now established area and one of the original preachers is left behind to look after the flock.
We believe in the church on the inside (of dwellings) although we do not look upon the "outward" appearance, so we have nothing against outdoor churches. In fact we often participate in such.
Our only doctrine is to believe in the right doctrine.
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Post by nathan7 on Jan 6, 2006 22:48:58 GMT -5
I have a question for you. ;D How about you Greg? since you registered your name Greg, have you post under different unregistered alias names? Yes or No. Doesn't matter if I have or not. I'm not subject to your "Yes or No" requests. So, you have. ;D I thought so.
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 7, 2006 5:52:59 GMT -5
nathan7, do you think I should register and post under my name, "Mrs Tindrucvionging ?"
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Post by plainjane on Jan 7, 2006 12:50:20 GMT -5
I'm not Nathan7, but I'll take the bait. No. No, I don't think you register and post in your name Mrs T (I refuse to type the old 14/15th rest of your unregistered name until you take back that terrible name you called me.) Why don't you post and register under you name Mrs T? ?? Just a yes or no will suffice Jane
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 7, 2006 14:01:28 GMT -5
Plainjane, I truly, sincerely, genuinely, honestly and humbly (and any other appropriate descriptive term) apologize for calling you that horrible "C" word ! Whatever was I thinking off ! Big, big, big smacked wrists for me, and a hot botty !
Perhaps even more than you detest the "C" word, I loathe being called "M-- -." This is why I cannot register under that name and why a "yes" or "no" will not suffice !
Many posters register under or simply use their name. Why can't I ?? Is there some kind of nomenclature discrimination on this board ?
I wish you well plainjane. Hopefully you will understand my position. As far as I am aware there are no other "4-3's" on this predominantly "2x2" board. Mr Nathan is probably the soundest poster on this board in respect of his beliefs, presentation of argument, and reliability of character. It is because of this personal reputation that I am requesting his assistance and advice as to whether I should register or not !
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Post by plainjane on Jan 7, 2006 15:23:32 GMT -5
How quickly we humans forget the insults we throw at one another! Shame on us. We should all be keeping a log of every single insult someone has said about us, whether it's to our face on these boards or behind our backs and comes back to us from another. It's the log that's important because then we have ammunition to insult someone who has once insulted us. I think it might even be Biblical---do to others as they've done to you (or something like that)...
Let me refresh your memory Mrs Tindrucvionging. You did not call me the horrible C word, so your apology for such is NOT accepted. There is nothing to accept because it didn't happen. Do not misunderstand me Ma'am because it's misunderstanding the purpose of my words that fires me up most certainly----- more than anything in this world!! When you misunderstand me, I pull out my insult gun and shoot more rounds in quick succession than the you have ever done to me to begin with. That's what Jesus said to do I think. So beware Mrs T. I can be your friend one moment and the very next moment start firing my insulting gun!
If you remember correctly Mrs Tingalong, it was the B word you called me and I have a witness to verify this. Thankfully, Mister BC called your insult to my attention and therefore it's safely logged in my "insult folder" and memory, so don't think I'm going to let you get away with such travesties. I'll never forget, and I'll NEVER forgive you until and unless you are willing to publicly confess your sins and tell me you are sorry. A few tears would help the cause as well..
And what exactly do you mean by the M word? I need to know so that I can load a round of the M words in my insult gun for future reference....
Jane
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 7, 2006 15:56:01 GMT -5
Well, the car overflowing with clowns has been let loose! Such prattle is good for the soul...as I SIT in my chair with both feet raised....chuckling way too hard to remember which foot is supposed to be raised! (thanks alot, jane!) ---and rather than end up like BC on his wrinkled butt, I chose to remain within the safety of my chair. (You crack me up, BC!) Welcome to the board, Emily! ....and how DO you pronouce that awful last name? (such antics, tsk tsk) Happy Saturday!
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Post by all cons should register on Jan 7, 2006 16:32:43 GMT -5
BC, I rejoice in your joy ! You are a true stalwart and deserve your great wife and family ! You are probably aware that I belong to a religious group commonly referred to as the "4 - 3's." We are a very closed sect who believe that once pioneering preachers have established the message in a new area, a solitary (married or single) preacher should remain as shepherd of that area's flock. In many circumstances, but not always and not as a rule, our preachers often move into areas in their fours. Once our sect is established in that area, three will move on and pioneer a new area along with a new convert preacher from the now established area and one of the original preachers is left behind to look after the flock. We believe in the church on the inside (of dwellings) although we do not look upon the "outward" appearance, so we have nothing against outdoor churches. In fact we often participate in such. Our only doctrine is to believe in the right doctrine. Doesn't David says so in the Bible.............
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 7, 2006 18:29:36 GMT -5
Plainjane, how right you are about how quickly we humans forget ! I cannot trace the offending "B" word, but nevertheless I deeply and humbly and sincerely apologize, craving your loving forgiveness in the process ! Also I cannot locate the "M" word that you refer to either. However the "C" word that I was referring to, for which I have already apologized, repented of and sought cleansing for, is "Calamity !" as in Calamity Jane. Of course you have indicated that this terrible slip on my part did not offend you, nevertheless I now find it offensive and repent further.
We "ladies" should get along !
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 7, 2006 18:34:27 GMT -5
plainjane pet, I did not mean an "M" word !! I said "I loathe being called M-- - !" This stands for Mrs T (AS YOU KNOW THIS CAUSES ME GREAT PAIN TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU !) I absolutely hate it. My name is "Mrs (Emily) Tindrucvionging" which is what I insist on being called ! I usually omit the "Emily" as it sounds too much like "Jack !"
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Post by plainjane on Jan 7, 2006 20:52:32 GMT -5
I'm going to give you the silent treatment for awhile now...... How long will determine how many bullets I load into my insult gun.
Jane
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Post by plainjane on Jan 7, 2006 21:01:20 GMT -5
Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Tindrucvionging!
(Consider you've just been hit with 9 rounds of insults!)
One more insult like the P word out of you and next time I'll do it 10 times! Maybe I'll get really spiritual and do it 7 times 70.
Have you forgotten where on the TV thread you called me the B word? I should have known you'd forget!Well, I might be middle aged, but I don't have Alhiemers yet, so I'm keeping my usual insult log on you Mrs T and it's filling up fast.
I'm not Calamity Jane! Any one that sees me knows full well I'm plainjane! I'm not your Babe and I'm not your Pet Mrs. T.
I'm your friend darn it! Don't forget this in the future!!
We ladies shall get along as soon as you say I'm sorry and mean it. AND, I'll be the one who decides whether you really mean it, IF you ever say it.
(pssst cornsilk, it's the right foot if you think Mrs. Tindrucvionging is rude for having such a long name. But you won't need to share the details if your birthday suit is a bit baggy or wrinkly. Spare us please).
Jane
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 8, 2006 4:46:24 GMT -5
Plainjane dear, I really think you misheard me (not mis-read !). I did not say "babe," I said "babe !" BC obviously misheard me also. Furthermore I said "pet," and not "pet." Nevertheless, I will take full responsibility for my quite obviously misinterpreted words and do humby and sincerely apologize for using these "offensive" words in my posts to you !
No more "pets," no more "babes" and no more "Calamity's" from me . It's "plainjane" from now on ! Please note how I pronounced each of these terms. I think I got "plainjane" right wouldn't you say ?
Anyway, once more I deeply regret anything that I have posted which may have been, or has been taken as, offensive to you !
No need to load your insult gun. I've taken enough rounds already and if not already "mortally" wounded, I am certainly "morally" wounded !
And plainjane, please hear my appeaL on this day of all days. No more "Mrs T." Even when pronounced correctly it's
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 8, 2006 5:21:00 GMT -5
rats48, there is nothing "absolutely hilarious" about this matter ! No, not even "hilarious !" This is a very serious discussion between two highly respectable ladies and one in which our differences must be resoled amicably and to the satisfaction of both parties. Your intejection has the potential to demean the sensitivity of the issues involved further troubling the quite raw injuries suffered by both parties.
Notwithstanding this, I do appreciate the low key emphasis in the way you pronounced "Absolutely hilarious !!!" but this was offset by the admission of "laughter !"
Hopefully we can all learn from the ongoing issues here and may a better relationship be founded upon a resolved solution.
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Post by cornsilk on Jan 8, 2006 9:00:11 GMT -5
JANE! I was referring to Mr. BC's birthday suit!!!!!! Surely not my own!!! sheesh
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Post by plainjane on Jan 8, 2006 12:15:03 GMT -5
This is no laughing matter Rats48! This is deadly serious business. You don't want to come on here and interject some silly humorous response Rats--(no laughing at other people), because I've spent the whole night loading up my insult gun. Beware. (I only warn people once before I start firing). One word out of you and you'll be next!
I know cornsilk. I know that you were fantasizing about BC's birthday suit.
Now back to business at hand. That Emily!
Okay, I think you've done a fair job of covering your tracks and apologizing. Well, at least in a round-about sort of way. I still haven't heard you come right out and admit that you are sorry yet though. Come on Emily. It can't be that hard to just say..... "I'm sorry plainjane for thinking you could be like that Calamity Jane who kills people with guns and all". I'm sorry plainjane that I called you a babe---(anyone who knows me knows I ain't no babe.) I'm sorry plainjane for diminishing you to some kind of a animal." (I don't like ladies to pet me Emily.... or Jack as the case may be.) I still haven't heard what I'm listening for---I mean what I want to see in black and white words.
I want to see you say "I'm sorry", and if you don't.....
We can't get along as lady friends! It's as simple as 1-2-3. If we can't patch this situation up, then we'll just have to agree to disagree. But be aware. If I agree to disagree with you Emily that means 5 more dark marks against you in my log book. Only my friends who totally agree with me about everything including religion are the ones who don't get black log marks.
Your religion sounds pretty dang strange to me Em....
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Post by Mrs Tindrucvionging on Jan 8, 2006 12:43:06 GMT -5
Dear plainjane, I HAVE most sincerely apologized to you in the most profound terms, YET, you diminish my humblest appeals for forgiveness to the type of dirt that pigs love to wallow in !!!! I will try once again and if that doesn't work then I will expose my full frontal corpulent constitution as a target for your insult gun ! Okay here we go, plainjane "I'm sorry." In fact "I'm sorry plainjane for thinking youcould be like that Calamity Jane who kills people with guns and all," "I'm sorry plainjane that I called you a babe." However I will not say sorry for (allegedly) "diminishing you to some kind of a animal " (your exact words)" I never did this, never inferrred it, nor even intended to !" However, if the species homo sapiens (to which I presume you belong) is not some kind of "a" animal," then pray tell me what it is ?
Now MY turn ! Let's just see if you can keep your insult gun holstered long enough to hear my complaints.
"EMILY !" Provocatively used and designed to insult a Tindrucvionging ! A large case to answer here ! Full and sincere apologies expressed in the next post please, or I'll refer this matter to JASON !!
"JACK !" Of all things you brought this up like your penultimate meal (i.e. the one that's passed beyond the stomach !) A double genuine grovel is required in your next post, or I will arrange for you to go to a full term of Gospel Meetings ! I'm serious about this !
"Religion !" What is "pretty dang strange" about the "4-3's ?" I agree it's "purty" alright," but I require a full explanation in your next post showing how you arrive at this assessment. I will defer judgement on this issue through fairness to yourself meantime, but your report had better be good, or I'll consider taking this matter up with Nate !!"
Finally, we CAN get along as lady friends, as simply as 1-2-3 ! All that needs to happen is for you to accept my full, sincere and heartfelt apologies, AND then meet my demands over the issues I've raised !
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Post by plainjane on Jan 8, 2006 13:15:49 GMT -5
So you wanna play hard ball eh Jackie? It's hard to forgive someone else when you are trying to pretend you are asking for forgiveness isn't it? Yeah, I got your number m'friend...
Okay, you are forgiven for your outrageous statements about me---those you said directly to my face and those statements you've made behind my back in the pig stalls. Don't think they go aheard 'cause Santa Clause knows everything you think and say...
You are forgiven for calling me a Calamity and you are forgiven for your mis-perceptions of believing I'm some kind of a babe. I'm a full grown adult middle-aged non-Alheizmers woman. How many times must I tell you that? Are you deaf? You must repent of ALL your sins, not just 1/3 of them!
You not only called me a pet in an earlier post, but now you've reduced me to being in a pig-pen. Well, I'm here to tell you I keep a very tidy house Mrs Pig-Pen Maker! I don't live in a pig pen, but I've shouted a few words at a few kids before because their rooms looked like pigs had lived in them. Whew! I'm glad they have all left the pigpen.....
Okay back to pets.... Whatever kind of pet could you have been referring to had it not been an animal? Oh. I digress. Maybe I misunderstood your pet comment. That could be entirely possible. Some people have rocks for pets---was it that kind of pet you wanted to pet?
HA! Since when do you think humans are animals? Is that another strange belief from your religion? Hahahahahahahaha. The Bible says humans are humans, not animals nor pets. Where in the Bible does it say human beings are animals? Did Jesus mention this or did Paul? Did Moses say it or was it Abraham? Ha! Prove it big mouth.... I want specific verses.
I declare you asked to be called by your first name Emily. Prove that you didn't....
Prove that your strange religion is Biblical Mrs animal. We need proof, proof, proof on these boards.
Jane
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Post by Mrs Emily Tindrucvionging on Jan 8, 2006 15:55:54 GMT -5
plainjane, these boards may require "proof,proof,proof," but "the strange religion of the Bible" lives on "Faith !" That "is" Biblical. The just shall live by faith (not proof, proof, proof !). We in the "4-3's" live by Faith, not proof, proof, proof !
I offer you the chance to start living by faith, rather than "proof,proof,proof!" How about having "faith" that I have truly repented of all wrongs (both perceived and real) that I have caused you. How about having "faith" that my apologies are for real ? I cannot offer "proof, proof, proof !"
Homo Sapiens are recognized (by man admittedly) as being part of the "animal kingdom !" Humans i.e. homo sapiens are therefore part of the animal kingdon in the eyes of biological science !
Oh what a Calamity this is all causing !
Mrs Emily Tindrucvionging
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Post by plainjane on Jan 8, 2006 18:52:32 GMT -5
You should be very thankful today Mrs Tindrucvionging that Rats voluntarily chose to interceed for you. Thanks for playing Proxy Rats. Because of you all has been forgiven for the Mrs over there... I humbly accept your apology Mrs T, directly from the fingertips of Mister Rats48. Emily, you have been forgiven because you usually have no idea what you are doing or saying anyway, so I might as well throw in the towel and forgive you.
I've even forgiven that Emily lives on faith and notproof or facts. Facts are more factual you see, but if a person wants to believe in something they cannot prove in scientific terms what kind of an animal would I be to tell them they are wrong? However, seen through scientific "facts", you Mrs Tindrucvionging might be an animal, but I still want to go on record as having been a human!
The only calamity here will be if that T woman brings any of this crapola up in the future---this crapola we've discussed on this thread that is now past...........and pesters me with it again. Dr. Phil says us women have looooooooooong memories, and believe me, he knows what he's talking about!
All has been forgiven...... All has been forgiven
(i think)........ Jane PS Now lets do what Rats48 suggested. Let's insult people about the dress code. Get on with it guys.
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Post by is pet plainjane on Jan 8, 2006 19:42:43 GMT -5
Aha! So "pet" is actually plainjane?
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Post by jason storebo on Jan 8, 2006 19:47:13 GMT -5
Mrs. Trinduvininging are you Cambodian...or Welsh? I don't know what you are referring to in your opening question on this thread. Please be more specific as to what you mean.
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Post by jason storebo on Jan 8, 2006 19:54:01 GMT -5
Scotswoman, I categorically, & vehemently deny that I am Mrs. Tindivigoringing (sp). My aliases are as follow:
John Kladstrop Thomas Engelbart Robert Foxbridge
...do you see a Mrs. vindicugoginiging among that list?
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Post by jason storebo on Jan 8, 2006 19:58:48 GMT -5
CORRECTION: It was not Mrs. T who asked if it "was Jason". It was actually Thetruth. Sorry.
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Post by plainjane on Jan 8, 2006 22:14:58 GMT -5
No Guest, plainjane is always plainjane. I have never disguised myself on these boards under other names---even the name of guest. I did this once in the very beginning of my time here, but since then decided against that for personal reasons of my own. When I write, I always log in and write under the name of plainjane. This is something I feel that I need to do to honor my personal integrity, especially if I'm not willing to share my real birth name.
Anyway, here I want to take responsiblity for any words I express (ridiculous or serious). I am responsible for all of plainjane's words---and no one else's. Generally I don't like to respond to people who sign in as guest because of this integrity thing, (I don't know who you are and sometimes people signing in under guest really do provoke insults and run. I don't want to give them any attention when that's the case). I truly am not into attacking or personally offending anyone and that's why my idea of an insult gun was absolutely hilarious (mostly to myself). I've laughed so hard these past few days my stomach actually hurt. Yes, I like to play and have fun and sometimes I think we (at least I) take ourselves too serious. But I only joke with people who already indicate they are willing to joke around.
The reason I'm responding to you Guest in my serious mode is because it's important for me to make one thing clear here. I don't sign or write in any other name but the one alias I use.
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