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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:21:17 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you have to forbid certain "troubling" 2x2s not to speak on certain parts of the Bible. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:22:00 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when everybody else is just stupid and gets in your way. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:22:51 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you listen to other peoples problems: not to help them, but just so you can stay in touch with reality. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:23:45 GMT -5
YOu know you're a worker when all your relatives have left the group , are happier, but you refuse to listen because they're "unsaved" and "lost" Christians. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:24:14 GMT -5
YOu know you're a worker when you start to listen to Christians and so the overseer moves you to another field. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:25:27 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when so many of your followers are on medication for depression and there are a lot of suicides and YOU think that it's horrible "what the world is coming to". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:26:54 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when you think God doesn't care about your secret sins even though God knows how many hairs you have on your head. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:27:45 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you think sin is "wearing eyeliner" or wathching "a footbal game on TV". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:29:08 GMT -5
YOu know you are a man worker when you tell woman not to wear pants because it is immodest, yet you refuse to wear a dress. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:32:23 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker if you think that some gays bring a lot of "bread" to the meeting. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:36:08 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you would rather die than keep on living. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:37:14 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you call conventions a miracle from God and forget that the Ku Klux Klan have meetings too. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:37:57 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you're confused about what to believe because you've heard so many different things from different workers. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:38:57 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when you tell people that radios are evil but the next year that they're OK. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:39:31 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you hear the latest teachings and you feel like you're on the cutting edge of the Bible. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:39:58 GMT -5
YOu know you're a worker when you just discover email and think that others should know about it. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:41:20 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when you tell people not to search on the internet about William Irvine because stuff on the internet cannot be true and the Impartial Reporter didn't tell the truth because he was a Christian. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:42:03 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when 2x2s try to reach out to the Mexican community with the gospel and you feel like they are "getting out of place". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:43:15 GMT -5
You know that you are a worker when home schoolers are "caught up in a cause" and aren't good learners because "they don't listen to what I tell them". And you feel that parents shouldn't teach their children. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:44:25 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you have to label your underwear at convention so it doesn't get lost when the sister workers do the laundry. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:46:09 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when people like Brad are just .....just.....just...justt... he's justt.tt..justss.. bitter!!!! Awww, come up with something original. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:46:58 GMT -5
You know your a worker when you've prayed to God for years and still nothing happens. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:47:53 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when more people go out into the ministry and you say that God is blessing the ministry, but when they all leave plus one or two more, that it is just "sad what this world is coming to". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:48:18 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when nobody wants to walk in your shoes because they stink! Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:49:26 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you flinch when you hear the word "doctrine". And you think it is an evil Christian religious term. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:50:03 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you think "THOU SHALT NOT HAVE A TV" is one of the commandments. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:50:57 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you've read the Bible for 30 years and cannot recite the 10 commandments and think the Old Testament law given by God was "negative". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:51:41 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you feel uncomfortable and want to gag when even thinking about worshipping Jesus. Brad
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