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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:57:14 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when unattractive people look cute. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:57:38 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when you wake up with a man in your bed. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:58:00 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when others say "this is my wife..or this is my partner and you say "this is my companion". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:58:21 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when you're untrained but can tell whether other people are mental without even meeting them. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:58:45 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when an overseer tells you where to go every year. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:59:02 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you give away time for free without receiving any benefits. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:59:20 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you save up all your money to give it to older workers. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:59:41 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you sleep with a sister worker and they ship you to CANADA. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 3:59:57 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you have slept with 35 men in 35 years. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:00:12 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you work twice a week. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:00:30 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you are afraid to get a job. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:01:01 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you don't work but people feed you anyway. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:01:44 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you make less money and have less job satisfaction that the people with cardboard signs on the street corners. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:02:05 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you tell others to sell all they have and give it to you. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:02:32 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you play "house" with the sister workers once a year and call it a church convention. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:03:41 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you feel free and justified (you're ordained of God in fact) to share confidential marital issues of the 2x2s with all the workers in the state. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:03:58 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you despise your followers because they weren't called of God like you. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:04:16 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you tell people you are right because you are in authority over them. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:04:38 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you tell people to obey you instead of God. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:06:12 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when your way of dealing with problems is to tell everyone to shut up, forgive each other, be happy and quit talking. And if anyone starts talking about your methods , tell them they have the "wrong" spirit and threaten to disfellowship them. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:06:34 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when others choose their wives but the overseer chooses your "companion". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:06:57 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you use threats and slander to create unity of spirit. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:07:35 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you've memorized 7 more verses than the 2x2s you preach to. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:07:58 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you don't want to tell your real beliefs in public. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:08:20 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you are confused as to what you believe. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:08:42 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you're afraid to talk to Christian preachers. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:09:04 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you're afraid to give a newspaper interview. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:09:32 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you're homeless, poor and without real friends and think elections are a waste of time. Brad
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