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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:10:09 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker if April 15th is just another day off for you. Brad
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Post by _ on Dec 30, 2006 4:10:59 GMT -5
brad.... I think that's enough... your going overboard here...
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:11:56 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you think everyone in the field loves you and should provide a place for you to eat and sleep and someone else should provide you a car and someone else should pay for the insurance and someone else should pay for your medical, your dental, someone who works should pay for your vision tests and glasses and that you don't need to worry about being fat because you're not married. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:13:40 GMT -5
brad.... I think that's enough... your going overboard here... Not yet, I've got at least 9 more to go. This is so much fun. I love it. Ministering to the 2x2s through humor and truth. yours truly, Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:14:50 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if the followers politely listen to garble for half an hour, stand to sing, sit for another half hour, walk away dazed, shake your hand and smile but don't like you anyway. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:15:26 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you have to wear a suit and tie a lot of the time so people in your group know who you are so they can "respect" you. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:16:20 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when the "way" is more important than family, friends, the Bible, God the father, Jesus or the Holy Ghost. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:16:53 GMT -5
You know you are an unpopular worker when you get shipped off to Montana. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:17:50 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when you give people who laugh and make jokes (at convention or meetings ) the evil eye and frown disapprovingly Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:18:25 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when people have to leave the meeting to follow a Godly train of thought. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:19:04 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when your only righteousness is that you sold everything and gave it to the workers and that earns you a specialler place in heaven than the rest. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:19:22 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you can spend half an hour talking about one sentence in the Bible you don't understand. Brda
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Post by _ on Dec 30, 2006 4:19:30 GMT -5
brad.... I think that's enough... your going overboard here... Not yet, I've got at least 9 more to go. This is so much fun. I love it. Ministering to the 2x2s through humor and truth. yours truly, Brad What you call fun looks quite sad from my viewpoint... However, if this is the only form or outlet for your anger then I understand...
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:20:21 GMT -5
You know you're a great speaker when you can speak for half an hour and it all cannot be summarized in one sentence. But only because a sentence is a whole concept. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:21:13 GMT -5
You know if you are a worker if you are good at threats, bluffing, deception, intimidation, fear mongering and gossip. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:21:30 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you pray that others would be like you. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 4:22:25 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if during conversations you are always asking if other people are "professing?" Brad
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Post by Gene on Dec 30, 2006 4:23:56 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you go to WalMart to relax.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2006 7:55:17 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when someone like Brad Lewis gives you 3 pages of questions and he finds out you can easily answer them - but the answers are not taken on board, and the questions are dropped.
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Post by Andrew M on Dec 30, 2006 8:20:56 GMT -5
You know you are a "true" worker when you are leading by example in fulfilling the two greatest of commandments given by Jesus, to love God and to love your neighbor as yourself, for all of the law and the prophets are draped on this !
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Post by wowie on Dec 30, 2006 12:43:07 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you have bitter souls like Brad Lewis taking potshots at you, but you have the grace to put them behind you (and pray for them) and you continue to live a Christ-like life.
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:38:29 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you tell your followers how to wear their hair
Brad:)
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:39:42 GMT -5
YOu know you're a worker when you tell other people sell everything and give it to the workers but you cannot find the verse for it in the Bible where the apostles did that. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:40:33 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when you exercise 14 days out of the year and call it a convention. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:41:21 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when ignorant 2x2s prefer to listen to you preach because you haven't been educated on the Bible. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:42:02 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you get upset at being in a field a second year because now you have to come up with more than a years worth of sermons. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:43:46 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you tell people everything you know and they still don't know anything. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:44:41 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you have to act like you're happy and pretend you understand the Bible and it makes you sad and wonder if there is a God. Brad
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