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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:45:17 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when 2x2s have to be told not to follow certain parts of the Bible. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:45:56 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you have to double check what you preach at meetings fits in with the overseers beliefs. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:47:07 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when being celibate means you can sleep with sister workers and the 2x2s wives but you just cannot marry! Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:47:44 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you feel offended when people encourage you to follow the Bible. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:48:25 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when people ask if you knew that Jehovah's witnesses go out in pairs too and you have to remind them "I'm not stupid". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:49:12 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when people listen to you at gospel meetings to show support and be saved and tune into Christian radio to learn about God. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:50:29 GMT -5
YOu know you are a 2x2 when you rebuke offenders for offending and rebuke the person who confronted the offender for having a "wrong spirit". Because if they're both wrong, that makes you more right ! Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:51:05 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when the shoe fits but you would still rather go barefoot. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:51:53 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when people anxiously listen to hear what YOU'RE going to get out of the parable of the sower and the seed. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:57:49 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when you liken yourself to the donkey that Abraham 's servant rode on to find a wife for Isaac. Only after the meeting to realize it's because you are very much like a donkey and Abraham's servant actually took 10 camels for the trip. But it's OK, because people still enjoyed the "spirit of the meeting" so it must have been of the Lord. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 13:59:07 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you walk by the door where the overseer is talking with your older companion and you hear yet another story about what an overseer did with some kids in the middle of the night. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:06:36 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you it disgusts you that more 2x2s are reading the NIV and the proboards than the KJV Bible. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:06:58 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you like the porn in your email. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:07:38 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you buy a laptop computer so you can read your email in private and its handier to store and edit your sermons. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:08:09 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you don't know what to speak on Sunday because your laptop is in the shop. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:09:10 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you go to the airport 12 times a year to say hi for an hour to workers that have just flown in. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:10:12 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you can tell how faithful a family is by whether they wash the bedsheets for you or not. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:10:40 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when other people wash your underwear. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:11:41 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when it makes you upset that other people are laughing at these jokes and you don't think they're funny. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:12:49 GMT -5
You know you're a worker when someone asks you about the living witness doctrine and you say you don't want to talk about it because Paul the apostle said not to get caught up in endless genealogies. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:13:57 GMT -5
You know you are a younger worker because people ask you questions about the Irvinites, Cooneyites and you don't know what they'r talking about and your older companion does not want to talk about it. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:14:45 GMT -5
You know you are a worker because the overseer told you that you are an ordained minister of God and you believed him. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:15:12 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you have to interpret the Bible for 2x2s. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:16:10 GMT -5
Thanks to all the workers for their 2x2 garbage that makes these jokes so funny. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:17:02 GMT -5
YOu know you are a worker when you can get two different meanings from a parable in the same day and they're both right! Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:17:59 GMT -5
YOu know you're a worker when you speak on the tares in the field and you liken the field to the 2x2 group only to find out later that Jesus had given the meaning of the parable, but it didn't matter anyway because no one seemed to notice. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:18:32 GMT -5
You know you are a worker when you liken your overseer to a high priest or to Abraham or Moses !
Brad :!
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Post by Brad Lewis on Dec 30, 2006 14:20:45 GMT -5
You know you are a worker if you only have to deal with sin that is talked about. Things become a sin when others find out. And touching young girls in "certain places" isn't really that bad of a crime because they're in the work for the "gospels sake". Brad
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