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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:18:27 GMT -5
What caused William Irvine to have these special revelations? Answer - He needed more money. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:20:51 GMT -5
Ask a worker: "Who is William Irvine?" worker - It doesn't matter. "What were William Irvines two revelations" worker - It doesn't matter. "Why doesn't it matter?" worker "I will only talk about the Bible not what happens in the group." Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:22:43 GMT -5
What's the difference between Mormons, JW and 2x2s? Answer - They've all got better revelations than each other and God. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:23:48 GMT -5
Are workers honest and open about their secret beliefs? Yes, the last worker I talked to openly told me that he didn't want to talk about it at meetings. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:24:20 GMT -5
Are all the doctrines of 2x2s public? Yes, but some of them shouldn't be discussed in meetings. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:25:08 GMT -5
Why did the 2x2's bird want to become a parrot? Answer - He was jealous of them. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:26:57 GMT -5
What do workers do to stay flexible and limber despite their lethargic lifestyle? Answer - They alternate which foot they put in their mouth. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:28:04 GMT -5
Why did all the other patients in the room know the man was a worker? Answer - The doctor recommended he brush with athlete's foot powder. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:28:59 GMT -5
Why did the worker line his underwear with toilet paper before gospel meeting. Answer - He wanted to be prepared in case he leaked something. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:30:48 GMT -5
Why do 2x2s suffer so much from depression? Answer - It's from the stress of being over-joyed in meetings and then coming back down to the real world. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 29, 2007 22:32:24 GMT -5
You know you are a 2x2 if you put the workers before yourself. Brad
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Post by SToopid on Jul 29, 2007 23:11:25 GMT -5
Brad, your jokes are stupid.
You know the reason why you really professed was to restore the circulation to your feet.
Stoopid
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Post by janet on Jul 30, 2007 18:16:00 GMT -5
Brad, your jokes are stupid. You know the reason why you really professed was to restore the circulation to your feet. Stoopid Hey perhaps that was a good reason at the time for him. It worked for him. At least he got circulation instead of blockage and numbness. Lets see now circulation and growth or numbness and stagnation. Nope I take circulation and growth anytime-- Have a nice day mate ;D
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Post by ranman77007 on Jul 30, 2007 18:26:37 GMT -5
What's the closest resemblance to eternity that a 2x2 can relate to? Answer - The last 7 minutes of a convention meeting. Brad thats not very nice. again, if one was professing, it could be a harmless joke. but not by you brad. tsk tsk unless you are secretly professing...
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Post by Brad Lewis on Jul 31, 2007 0:58:53 GMT -5
You know you are a 2x2 when a policeman pulls you over and you tell him "The Law is NEGATIVE!" And then call the police officer a name. Brad
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Post by because on Jul 31, 2007 10:03:32 GMT -5
Why? are you TWISTING? my quotes. [/color][/quote] ROFLMAO Because that's what you do to others, nateboy!!! p.s. No, I am not Bryan. Or Greg. p.p.s. You're still pathetic.
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Post by A point on Jul 31, 2007 15:21:14 GMT -5
Nathan still doesn't like the law.
The commandments of God say that you are not to bear false witness against others.
Nathan has accused Brad of being a thief and of being mental.
Nathan has accused many of being mental.
Yet Nathan has no support for these statements.
He constantly bears false witness.
No matter what he says, what is written is written. And his actions show that he doesn't like the law.
I believe he doesn't like the law because it condemns him, therefore he says it is negative.
Nathan uses one lie after another to try to cover up.
Nathan, adding blood to blood will not clean your garment. You are covered in filth and blood and it shows that you hate your neighbors.
Let everyone beware of the man Nathan Barker who falsely accuses and lies to coverup.
-A point
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Post by uh oh on Jul 31, 2007 15:33:00 GMT -5
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Post by ranman77007 on Aug 2, 2007 3:10:48 GMT -5
Why don't 2x2s try to get elected to government positions? Answer - You're not supposed to mix religion and politics. Look what happened to John the Baptist. Brad i guess that means i have a government position. along with joseph, david, jonah, ummm....moses, i'm just trying to think of names here...solomon...ummm...there are so many...daniel..... brad asks "why don't 2x2s do something...i just do it...lol
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Post by ranman77007 on Aug 2, 2007 3:16:05 GMT -5
how did you change the link name?
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