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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 3:58:21 GMT -5
What did one worker say to other worker?
Answer - "Who died, went to hell and made you overseer?"
Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:01:05 GMT -5
One worker to another... "Why did you go in the work" other worker "I needed to vent my frustrations" Brad
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Post by another one on Apr 29, 2007 4:02:45 GMT -5
Q. What did Brad say to himself?
A. Posts 1 and 2 in this thread.
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:03:49 GMT -5
After meeting, a worker is crying up at the front. Another worker walks up behind him. The crying worker is surprised to see that someone cares, so he cautiously says "What are you here for" The other worker "murder". Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:05:14 GMT -5
Why didn't the 2x2 cross the road? Answer - Because THEY are the way. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:06:27 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross a 2x2 with a plank? Answer - A warped board. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:07:15 GMT -5
What do you call a weird 2x2? Answer - a 2x2 Brad
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Post by yup on Apr 29, 2007 4:08:46 GMT -5
brad,
I'm getting GIT-ja vu reading your crap
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:09:14 GMT -5
What do women 2x2s say when their attracted to a male 2x2? Answer - "Some-bunny loves you" Brad
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Post by ii on Apr 29, 2007 4:09:38 GMT -5
enjoying yourself? you may as well while you can ;D it won't last past the grave
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:15:21 GMT -5
Why can't 2x2s afford church buildings? Answer - because meeting in one 4 days a year is expensive enough. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:16:25 GMT -5
Why don't 2x2 workers study the Bible? Answer - Because they told their god what to believe already Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:19:15 GMT -5
Why do the workers play house once a year? Answer - because they don't want to become disconnected from the friends. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:20:33 GMT -5
Why do conventions always have huge fans in the ceiling? Answer - To let all the hot air out. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:22:22 GMT -5
What do you call a devoted 2x2 repentant before God? Answer - I don't know, I've never seen it. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:23:22 GMT -5
What did the tax man say to the grounds owner? Answer "What? You bought an air conditioner for your cows?" Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:24:01 GMT -5
Why do workers sit together at conventions meals? Answer - Cause they only have one trough. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:26:35 GMT -5
A young 2x2 kid went to Sunday school. The Sunday school teacher asked the young boy, "Can you list the ten commandments Jimmy?" He thought a little and then replied "Thou shalt go to meetings. Thou shalt listen to your parents, Thou shalt give your testimony, though shalt not have a TV." he pauses a little, and says "And the rest doesn't matter because knowledge is nothing, it's only what's in your heart that matters" And then he sat down. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:28:10 GMT -5
Why didn't William Irvine go to seminary? Answer - There weren't any sister workers there. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:28:49 GMT -5
Why did William Irvine let women go into his ministry? Answer - They made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Brad
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Post by brad is on Apr 29, 2007 4:29:16 GMT -5
blah blah blah blah blah no blah blah blah better blah blah blah than blah blah blah blah git blah blah blah blah
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:30:53 GMT -5
How do you know when a 2x2 is throwing a tantrum and doesn't want to listen? Answer - They stick a finger in each ear and say "blah blah blah blah blah blah " Brad
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Post by nope on Apr 29, 2007 4:31:55 GMT -5
that's where you're wrong brad.
I'm not a 2x2.
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:32:19 GMT -5
What's the most likely time you're hear a 2x2 say "Praise God"? Answer - When the workers at meeting utter "in conclusion" Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:33:24 GMT -5
What's the closest resemblance to eternity that a 2x2 can relate to? Answer - The last 7 minutes of a convention meeting. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:34:23 GMT -5
Where did the workers get the idea for the name "Special meetings" Answer - Well, the Special Olympics of course. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 4:35:31 GMT -5
What do you call a 2x2 that tells the truth? Answer - A contradiction in terms. Brad
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Post by the reality on Apr 29, 2007 4:36:32 GMT -5
the blah blah post was mine. I am not a 2x2, obviously.
brad, I find your posts disgusting and hateful. This is just a guess, but I'm confident that many other non-2x2s will join me in saying this.
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