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Post by imnx2 on Apr 30, 2007 0:07:55 GMT -5
Just pathetic.
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 30, 2007 0:09:13 GMT -5
Oh, I 've got a great one. I'm in the convention ground's main house at Boring OR, and Duncan Hunter says to Craig Jacobsen, "I got this great revelation this year and I'ld like to pass it by you". So Craig says "OK" Duncan goes on to say that he thinks (to my best recollection) that Jesus said to Peter "Lovest thou me more than these" because Peter didn't leave behind his fishing boat (Aha, what a riot) And Craigs say something like"Umm, well I don't think so" and it gets kinda quiet. It was really weird at the time, another special revelation from God that year, but now it makes a lot of sense. Their minds are constantly searching for affirmation for the 2x2 doctrines and failing in vain. My greatest revelation as a 2x2 was that the Bible was God's word written for me to obey. Of course that would explain why I'm worshipping my blessed Saviour now and not the overseer. I would like to add that I've heard it said that Duncan Hunter was against the workers hiding the origin of the 2x2 group and perhaps it was the reason he gave up the convention grounds. I feel sorry for Duncan Hunter's confusion and if someone has his contact information, I would like it. Brad
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Post by imnx2 on Apr 30, 2007 0:13:57 GMT -5
Of course that would explain why I'm worshipping my blessed Saviour now and not the overseer. Why did you worship your overseer? Did you worship your companions, too? How'd it go with Everett Swanson?
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 30, 2007 0:14:14 GMT -5
What do 2x2s want to be when they group up? Answer - It doesn't matter. They don't want to grow up. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 30, 2007 0:15:49 GMT -5
Of course that would explain why I'm worshipping my blessed Saviour now and not the overseer. Why did you worship your overseer? Did you worship your companions, too? How'd it go with Everett Swanson? I didn't worship the overseer. That's why Harold Bennet doesn't like me. I didn't worship my companions. Perhaps that's why I'm not in the work. I don't understand your last question. Can you rephrase it or give some background to put it in context? Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 30, 2007 0:22:40 GMT -5
What do you call an upset 2x2 woman in heat? Answer - Hot cross buns (play on words from an old Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme) Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 30, 2007 0:24:10 GMT -5
I heard this story. A little girl asked her mommy "Did Howard [Mooney] go in the work because no one would marry him?" Brad
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Post by nutcase on Apr 30, 2007 8:22:07 GMT -5
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. Someone needs to explain to Brad the difference between good and bad taste. A stint at charm school would be a great place to start.
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Post by las logged out on Apr 30, 2007 10:16:53 GMT -5
What do you call a 2x2 in deep thought? Answer - Nothing silly, they can't think Brad Brad must of got all those jokes from somebody else Eh? Brad I wonder who?
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Post by timber on Apr 30, 2007 10:34:05 GMT -5
I'm sure Duncan would be delighted to know that you posted that story, Brad.
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Post by Lester on Apr 30, 2007 11:34:15 GMT -5
I think most of these jokes are funny, and it is amazing how Brad has been able to put the 2x2 characterizations into jokes.
I used to be a 2x2 so I most definetely understand the irony behind the jokes.
Lester
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Post by Sad joke on Apr 30, 2007 11:51:06 GMT -5
What do you call a 2x2 in deep thought? Answer - Nothing silly, they can't think Brad Belittling statements reveal much more about the writer than the target.
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Post by Sadly Brad on Apr 30, 2007 12:01:45 GMT -5
Do you think people now need to go check that the sun actually rises. (hopefully a No here too) This is my point. You are illogical. And you are incorrect. It is good for all that some people actually did check to see if the sun actually rises and discovered that it doesn't. This is my point: Sometimes what seems like very obvious and well accepted fact turns out to be wrong. Humans are not always the best judge of events.
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Post by Mistaken on Apr 30, 2007 12:13:44 GMT -5
Why did the overseer ask the gay worker to leave the work? Answer - Too many people found out about it. Brad I thought you left because of your beliefs.
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Post by Diachronic on Apr 30, 2007 13:39:55 GMT -5
Brad didn't make these jokes up, las did.
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Post by las logged out on Apr 30, 2007 16:31:05 GMT -5
I would like to add that I've heard it said that Duncan Hunter was against the workers hiding the origin of the 2x2 group and perhaps it was the reason he gave up the convention grounds.
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Thanks for speaking up Brad
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Post by las logged out on Apr 30, 2007 16:33:47 GMT -5
Answer - It doesn't matter. They don't want to grow up. Yup them 2x2's be brainwashed for sure Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 30, 2007 23:26:15 GMT -5
Do you think people now need to go check that the sun actually rises. (hopefully a No here too) This is my point. You are illogical. And you are incorrect. It is good for all that some people actually did check to see if the sun actually rises and discovered that it doesn't. This is my point: Sometimes what seems like very obvious and well accepted fact turns out to be wrong. Humans are not always the best judge of events. Whoa dude! Now you're saying that the sun doesn't rise? No wonder you want to remain anonymous. You know you are a 2x2 when you doubt that the sun rises but not that the 2x2 group is a cult. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on Apr 30, 2007 23:27:15 GMT -5
Why did the overseer ask the gay worker to leave the work? Answer - Too many people found out about it. Brad I thought you left because of your beliefs. I did leave because of my beliefs. I am not gay/homosexual. I was never asked to leave the work. I left myself. If you would like witnesses, you can call my mom at 503-666-3685 Brad
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Post by the reality on Apr 30, 2007 23:28:47 GMT -5
I see. It's clear to me now why you receive little regard around here. Great, I KNOW why I receive little regard around here. 2x2s reject clear thinking and sound doctrine. I didn't know that this was a secret or hard to figure out. Brad No, sir. You receive little regard from other exes. I'm giving it to you straight, just like you prefer it.
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 1, 2007 1:22:19 GMT -5
Great, I KNOW why I receive little regard around here. 2x2s reject clear thinking and sound doctrine. I didn't know that this was a secret or hard to figure out. Brad No, sir. You receive little regard from other exes. I'm giving it to you straight, just like you prefer it. I'm not surprised that many exes don't regard me. About 2% of exes become Christians. Many of them leave because they want to do their own thing. Many leave out of disgust for the 2x2s but haven't researched why the 2x2s are disgusting according to God. So I 'm not surprised if exes don't regard me. What percentage of them don't regard me? Have you taken a poll or is this based on your feelings? Do you believe I should be concerned how exes judge me? I am concerned about what Christians say to me directly. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 1, 2007 1:25:24 GMT -5
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. Someone needs to explain to Brad the difference between good and bad taste. A stint at charm school would be a great place to start. Nutcase, I haven't left my day job Can you show me several good examples of 2x2 jokes and explain what you think makes a 2x2 joke good? I feel kinda weird talking to "nutcase". Thanks, Brad
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Post by Dieffenbachia on May 1, 2007 2:15:13 GMT -5
One of the interesting things about the loudest Christians is how they actively try to prevent 2x2s from becoming Christians by joking about them.
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Post by OzE on May 1, 2007 8:34:57 GMT -5
About 2% of exes become Christians.Not true. In my area it's more like 90%, believe it or not Brad! How could you possibly know what happens in Australia?
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Post by las logged out on May 1, 2007 9:22:03 GMT -5
No, sir. You receive little regard from other exes. I'm giving it to you straight, just like you prefer it. I'm not surprised that many exes don't regard me. About 2% of exes become Christians. Many of them leave because they want to do their own thing. Many leave out of disgust for the 2x2s but haven't researched why the 2x2s are disgusting according to God. So I 'm not surprised if exes don't regard me. What percentage of them don't regard me? Have you taken a poll or is this based on your feelings? Do you believe I should be concerned how exes judge me? I am concerned about what Christians say to me directly. Brad You cannot fault a 2x2 Brad when they have been keep't in the dark concerninmg there history.I left the 2x2s a couple times myself prior to learning about the history
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Post by las logged out on May 1, 2007 9:23:44 GMT -5
Brad anybody that accepts Christ is a Christian...they don't need to belong to any group
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Post by the reality on May 1, 2007 11:43:07 GMT -5
About 2% of exes become Christians. Have you taken a poll or is this based on your feelings? Many of them leave because they want to do their own thing. Have you taken a poll or is this based on your feelings? Many leave out of disgust for the 2x2s but haven't researched why the 2x2s are disgusting according to God. Have you taken a poll or is this based on your feelings? Do you believe I should be concerned how exes judge me? What I believe is of little consequence to you, obviously. I am concerned about what Christians say to me directly. You do a poor job of demonstrating this concern.
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Post by ii on May 1, 2007 18:42:51 GMT -5
Why did you worship your overseer? Did you worship your companions, too? How'd it go with Everett Swanson? I didn't worship the overseer. That's why Harold Bennet doesn't like me. I didn't worship my companions. Perhaps that's why I'm not in the work. I don't understand your last question. Can you rephrase it or give some background to put it in context? Brad is easy to see why you are not liked it's because you are obnoxious
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