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Post by Brad Lewis on May 12, 2007 17:33:31 GMT -5
JOKE What is the workers view on sex between men workers? Answer, "They don't care, their message is Jesus" Ha hah haa ha Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 12, 2007 17:39:47 GMT -5
Why didn't the workers survive the flood? Answer - They built their ark 2x2. But Noah survived. He said to his sons "go-pher wood" Get it? Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 12, 2007 17:41:42 GMT -5
What do you call a 2x2 with a big mouth and a wide nose? Answer - Well he evolved from and ape and a duck so the workers call him "Bill" Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 12, 2007 17:43:56 GMT -5
A 2x2 convention burnt to the ground. The workers and elders came to the insurance company and demanded that their church be rebuilt. The insurance company said they were not obligated to pay and so they refused. "Why" they all cried. The manager replied, "It was an act of God" Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 12, 2007 17:45:21 GMT -5
Did you hear about the 2x2s who went to worship with other Christians on the national day of prayer? Neither did I. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 22, 2007 1:51:48 GMT -5
Did you hear about the blind 2x2 who went to apply for his driver's license? They failed him immediately and asked him why he even applied. Guess what his reason was? He said his blindness was just symbolic. Brad
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Post by The Punissher on May 22, 2007 15:11:38 GMT -5
come on you guys, admit it, 2x2 or not...... this is hilarious!! Keep it coming!! Shouldn't workers go out in fours? 2x2=4, right?
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Post by quotingbrad on May 22, 2007 15:28:00 GMT -5
come on you guys, admit it, 2x2 or not...... this is hilarious!! Keep it coming!! Shouldn't workers go out in fours? 2x2=4, right? And I'm sure you find the jokes on popsicle sticks just as entertaining and hilarious. What is so funny about mocking the friends with such bitter hate?
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 3:49:20 GMT -5
It's not for the funnies. It's for the purpose of helping 2x2s see how ridiculous they are so that they weel feel ashamed. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 3:52:38 GMT -5
A new Christian and a 2x2 are bragging to each other. Christian -"I've read my Bible straight through from front to back" 2x2 worker - "Well, I know my Bible backwards" Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 3:53:53 GMT -5
Why did the new 2x2 worker study past notes so carefully? Answer - He wanted to look up the original meaning of the words in the Bible. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 3:56:17 GMT -5
Why did the workers make sure that hymn books are exactly nine inches tall? Answer - So that they could use them to measure how far dresses must be from the ground. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 3:57:41 GMT -5
Why did the stranger quit coming to meetings? Answer - He found out that they were the real serpents of God. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:01:10 GMT -5
come on you guys, admit it, 2x2 or not...... this is hilarious!! Keep it coming!! Shouldn't workers go out in fours? 2x2=4, right? And I'm sure you find the jokes on popsicle sticks just as entertaining and hilarious. What is so funny about mocking the friends with such bitter hate? I don't remember jokes being on popsickle sticks. If you list some popsicle stick jokes, then I could tell you if I think they're funny. Nothing is funny about mocking cultis with bitter hate. That's why we use jokes. Love as always, Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:03:40 GMT -5
Why do 2x2s prefer rooms with vaulted ceilings for meetings? Answer - So their prayers go up higher. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:05:11 GMT -5
Why are there so many coats of paint on 2x2s houses? Answer - They like to "repaint" at least once a year, just in case. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:06:40 GMT -5
Why do the workers shake hands with everyone after the meetings? Answer - They don't want to miss any money. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:07:59 GMT -5
Did you hear about the man who couldn't speak that went to meetings? Followup- Now he's both blind and dumb. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:08:51 GMT -5
Why did little Johnie 2x2 argue with the teacher? Answer - He was the truth and the teacher couldn't see it. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:10:19 GMT -5
Directions: Use circular reasoning Question: If 2x2's evolved from rocks, then what did rocks evolve from? Answer : 2x2s. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:12:29 GMT -5
Question: Why don't 2x2s discuss and debate doctrine? Answer - They all wanted to be led by a spirit. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:14:48 GMT -5
A man went to meetings. The worker preached that Jesus said that all that came before him were thieves and robblers. THe worker then said that Jesus was the good shepherd and everyone else were hirleings. The worker concluded that since they didn't receive payment, they were not hirelings. The man concluded that the workers were good shepherds. What was wrong with the man's reasoning? A) He went to meetings. b) He didn't believe what Jesus said. c) both of the above Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:20:56 GMT -5
Why did the Unitarian go to meetings? Answer - He wanted to hear more beliefs. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:21:49 GMT -5
Why can workers preach freely in the US? Answer : Freedumb of religion. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:23:03 GMT -5
Why did the 2x2s dig a hole at convention? Answer - So that the workers could fill it up. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:27:54 GMT -5
Why was the sister workers sent for 9 months to a foreign field to labor? Answer 1 - What part of 9 months and labor aren't understood? Answer 2 - I don't know. Nobody knows but the overseer. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:28:56 GMT -5
Why do Christians have kids while 2x2 workers go out in pairs? Answer - Some misunderstanding about multiplying on the face of the earth. Brad
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Post by Brad Lewis on May 23, 2007 4:47:20 GMT -5
How did the young 2x2 get into the work? Answer - His testimoney. Brad
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