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Post by Dan on Apr 28, 2021 0:53:17 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Apr 28, 2021 16:56:37 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Apr 28, 2021 16:57:36 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Apr 28, 2021 23:48:46 GMT -5
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual …
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away.
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Post by xna on Apr 29, 2021 12:55:39 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Apr 29, 2021 12:58:53 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Apr 29, 2021 17:28:40 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Apr 29, 2021 17:29:11 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Apr 29, 2021 17:30:08 GMT -5
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Apr 29, 2021 17:33:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2021 18:19:37 GMT -5
okay took a second to get that...it is a little funny... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2021 18:30:17 GMT -5
oh i pray alright, for him and his side-kick and a couple other side-kicks plus several others to be removed from office(legally, for those of you from rio linda). |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2021 18:39:29 GMT -5
ummm 2 Kings 6:29 is not a commandment last i knew...just sayin' |
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Post by matisse on Apr 29, 2021 18:42:58 GMT -5
ummm 2 Kings 6:29 is not a commandment last i knew...just sayin' To think it was EVER put into words as a possibility in your holy book, commandment or otherwise....just saying. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2021 18:49:33 GMT -5
ummm 2 Kings 6:29 is not a commandment last i knew...just sayin' To think it was EVER put into words as a possibility in your holy book, commandment or otherwise....just saying. lots of evils that people do are mentioned in the bible why not that? i take it as a warning that people do evil all the time and to not do that. |
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Post by xna on Apr 29, 2021 21:00:41 GMT -5
oh i pray alright, for him and his side-kick and a couple other side-kicks plus several others to be removed from office(legally, for those of you from rio linda). Psalms 109:8 'Let his days be few; and let another take his office.’ |
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Post by dmmichgood on Apr 29, 2021 21:14:28 GMT -5
okay took a second to get that...it is a little funny... |
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Post by Dan on Apr 30, 2021 22:48:45 GMT -5
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Post by Dan on May 1, 2021 12:35:02 GMT -5
Oh Boy, they've really got the goods on Trump now!
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2021 17:35:30 GMT -5
There are two ways to collect semen from a Bull. The preferred method is to use a mount animal and an artificial vagina, or AV. ... The Bull ejaculates in the AV, and the semen flows by gravity into a vial at the other end of the AV. This is how the vast majority of semen is collected in Bull studs. Much harder than milking a Cow a job for experts.
Never had a problem milking Cows, enjoyed pulling tits, but never tried a hand job on a Bull. Think that might be fraught with danger.
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Post by 1chinesewhispers on May 2, 2021 1:00:57 GMT -5
Good one redback , laughed . I am going to share a joke , it’s actually a true story , hope it’s a good bus tale Route 3 articulated bus .
Rush hour
Pull into China town . Last guy gets in
Doesn’t put money in fare box I ask him because sometimes they don’t know .
He played the I don’t speak English trick I tapped the fare box
Still doesn’t answer me .
One last time I get the I-don’t understand English trick . However I let him ride
But .................
My turn
I am driving and staring forward
I said , OMG did someone drop that $50 dollars on floor .
He looks down quickly , he looks at me
I am like dude you do speak English
Get off my bus !!! He left some passengers laughing
It could be any human !
Anything you can imagine happens on a bus 🚎
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