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Post by openingact34 on Oct 21, 2018 23:24:07 GMT -5
Don't waste your money on any more flu shots this year!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2018 23:30:03 GMT -5
I will seek and find you ... .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg .
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
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Post by snow on Oct 23, 2018 14:13:52 GMT -5
I had mine!!! I had to be brave and not cry because my grandsons were watching.... My son is an RN and he is busy this time of year. Where he works he is one of only 3 nurses that are certified to vaccinate children. So he's not at all popular right now ha!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2018 14:18:15 GMT -5
I had mine!!! I had to be brave and not cry because my grandsons were watching.... My son is an RN and he is busy this time of year. Where he works he is one of only 3 nurses that are certified to vaccinate children. So he's not at all popular right now ha! had mine too a couple weeks ago... update: just got the second shot for the shingles i had in march? yep had to wait almost 6 months for it after the initial shot....made me pretty sick for a few days....thought my head was going to explode.... |
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Post by snow on Oct 23, 2018 14:41:18 GMT -5
I had mine!!! I had to be brave and not cry because my grandsons were watching.... My son is an RN and he is busy this time of year. Where he works he is one of only 3 nurses that are certified to vaccinate children. So he's not at all popular right now ha! had mine too a couple weeks ago... update: just got the second shot for the shingles i had in march? yep had to wait almost 6 months for it after the initial shot....made me pretty sick for a few days....thought my head was going to explode.... Yikes, that doesn't sound like any fun! Hope you're back to feeling better. |
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Post by xna on Dec 1, 2018 16:07:09 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2018 16:52:20 GMT -5
Should have gone to Specsavers. |
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Post by xna on Dec 1, 2018 18:13:41 GMT -5
Should have gone to Specsavers. I think this was the original ad  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2018 18:49:12 GMT -5
Great people at Specsavers. Some time ago I had a fall, broke my glasses frame. So I put it back together with Araldite. Done the job, but my Wife never liked the look. So we happened to be passing a Specsavers shop the other day, and she talked me into going in. I was expecting to be relieved of $150 for new frames. Almost fell over again when the Lady said that will be $9. Made my day.
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Post by snow on Dec 2, 2018 13:34:31 GMT -5
You know what they tell racing car drivers. You tend to drive in the direction of your focus. Maybe that's true...  |
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Post by snow on Dec 2, 2018 14:29:36 GMT -5
There has to be a 2x2 moral of the 'picture' here. Keep your eyes on the goal! ha
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Post by BobWilliston on Dec 2, 2018 16:18:22 GMT -5
There has to be a 2x2 moral of the 'picture' here. Keep your eyes on the goal! ha It wouldn't be the first time I heard a story about female breasts being spiritualized in Sunday morning meeting. |
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Post by xna on Dec 2, 2018 17:57:47 GMT -5
There has to be a 2x2 moral of the 'picture' here. Keep your eyes on the goal! ha It wouldn't be the first time I heard a story about female breasts being spiritualized in Sunday morning meeting. I see how it could be another justification for going 2x2. :-) |
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Post by bendle on Dec 8, 2018 13:43:42 GMT -5
I will seek and find you ... . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg . I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! Redback, i had your Australian flu last christmas and into the new year. I can attest to the accuracy of this; if you'd have told me there was a pile of fifties in the corner of the room and i could have as many as i wanted i still couldn't have summoned up the energy or enthusiasm to do anything about it. The ridiculous excuse for a person in the video has clearly never had flu! |
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Post by curlywurlysammagee on Dec 28, 2018 19:01:29 GMT -5
Don't waste your money on any more flu shots this year! What a joke, and to think people give her money. |
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Post by sharingtheriches on Oct 19, 2019 18:32:31 GMT -5
You know what they tell racing car drivers. You tend to drive in the direction of your focus. Maybe that's true... A few years ago, I worked for a company out of Arizona during flu shot season. We have pneumonia shots as well as shingles vaccines. When I had a client this small, I’d have them sit sideways on their parents lap and facing away from me. I’d line it up to where they wouldn’t see the vaccine bottle nor the syringes. Then I’d tell them I was going to wipe their arm with the alcohol pad and it’d be cold. Then as I reached behind them to pick up the syringe, I’d tell them they needed to watch their parent in case their parent started to cry. I never had one child cry after I gave them their flu shot. They’d be so watchful of their parent they wouldn’t hardly know when I gave them their shot. Of course, when I wiped their little arms off with the alcohol pad I never moved my left hand off their arm. I had one little 4 y/o boy ask me, “ Well! When are you going to give me my shot?” I’d already given it and was putting the bandaid on but I never moved my left hand off the child until the bandaid was on. He said, “Mama didn’t cry, but I thought there for a bit she was goin’!” I told him , “See now why I wanted you to watch her? If you hadn’t watched her, then if she’d gone ahead and cried it would have scared you because you wouldn’t have been expecting her to cry.” He said, “That’s right. I’m glad I was there to keep her from crying!” 😀 |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2019 21:24:51 GMT -5
You know what they tell racing car drivers. You tend to drive in the direction of your focus. Maybe that's true... A few years ago, I worked for a company out of Arizona during flu shot season. We have pneumonia shots as well as shingles vaccines. When I had a client this small, I’d have them sit sideways on their parents lap and facing away from me. I’d line it up to where they wouldn’t see the vaccine bottle nor the syringes. Then I’d tell them I was going to wipe their arm with the alcohol pad and it’d be cold. Then as I reached behind them to pick up the syringe, I’d tell them they needed to watch their parent in case their parent started to cry. I never had one child cry after I gave them their flu shot. They’d be so watchful of their parent they wouldn’t hardly know when I gave them their shot. Of course, when I wiped their little arms off with the alcohol pad I never moved my left hand off their arm. I had one little 4 y/o boy ask me, “ Well! When are you going to give me my shot?” I’d already given it and was putting the bandaid on but I never moved my left hand off the child until the bandaid was on. He said, “Mama didn’t cry, but I thought there for a bit she was goin’!” I told him , “See now why I wanted you to watch her? If you hadn’t watched her, then if she’d gone ahead and cried it would have scared you because you wouldn’t have been expecting her to cry.” He said, “That’s right. I’m glad I was there to keep her from crying!” 😀 i had so many shots as a kid i learned to hate needles....still do to this day....there was one nurse though that would pinch my butt real hard while she stuck me and i couldn't tell she was giving me a shot.... |
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Post by dmmichgood on Oct 19, 2019 22:15:22 GMT -5
Should have gone to Specsavers.    |
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Post by BobWilliston on Oct 19, 2019 22:24:06 GMT -5
A few years ago, I worked for a company out of Arizona during flu shot season. We have pneumonia shots as well as shingles vaccines. When I had a client this small, I’d have them sit sideways on their parents lap and facing away from me. I’d line it up to where they wouldn’t see the vaccine bottle nor the syringes. Then I’d tell them I was going to wipe their arm with the alcohol pad and it’d be cold. Then as I reached behind them to pick up the syringe, I’d tell them they needed to watch their parent in case their parent started to cry. I never had one child cry after I gave them their flu shot. They’d be so watchful of their parent they wouldn’t hardly know when I gave them their shot. Of course, when I wiped their little arms off with the alcohol pad I never moved my left hand off their arm. I had one little 4 y/o boy ask me, “ Well! When are you going to give me my shot?” I’d already given it and was putting the bandaid on but I never moved my left hand off the child until the bandaid was on. He said, “Mama didn’t cry, but I thought there for a bit she was goin’!” I told him , “See now why I wanted you to watch her? If you hadn’t watched her, then if she’d gone ahead and cried it would have scared you because you wouldn’t have been expecting her to cry.” He said, “That’s right. I’m glad I was there to keep her from crying!” 😀 i had so many shots as a kid i learned to hate needles....still do to this day....there was one nurse though that would pinch my butt real hard while she stuck me and i couldn't tell she was giving me a shot.... I have just such a nurse that pinches my butt regularly every two weeks. Interestingly, my tattoo remains unscathed. |
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Post by dmmichgood on Oct 19, 2019 22:49:38 GMT -5
Don't waste your money on any more flu shots this year!
Could it possible be she is with some evangelical group selling stuff?
Yep, she sure is!
She is wife of Kenneth Copeland, owner of Kenneth Copeland Ministries
Is Kenneth Copeland Ministries a business?
Sure is!
Kenneth Copeland Ministries sells books, videos, audios, -and only god knows what else! (pun intended)
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Post by openingact34 on Oct 20, 2019 8:24:10 GMT -5
Ever wonder why she is giving you all this advice?
Could it possible be she is with some evangelical group selling stuff?
Yep, she sure is!
She is wife of Kenneth Copeland, owner of Kenneth Copeland Ministries
Is Kenneth Copeland Ministries a business?
Sure is!
Kenneth Copeland Ministries sells books, videos, audios, -and only god knows what else! (pun intended)
Really? Is she selling something or just doing what Jesus says? According to a Pew poll, 93 percent of Evangelical leaders believe in divine healing today! www.pewforum.org/2011/06/22/global-survey-beliefs/Atheists are just jealous, and hospitals are full of people who lack faith. This pastor explains further |
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Post by Annan on Oct 20, 2019 9:26:54 GMT -5
Got my flu shot last year and had joint aches for a month. Didn't get the flu, though. When I did hospice, I had the flu 3-4 times a year. No fun. Got my flu shot this year. No side effects.
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Post by snow on Oct 20, 2019 12:11:31 GMT -5
You know what they tell racing car drivers. You tend to drive in the direction of your focus. Maybe that's true... A few years ago, I worked for a company out of Arizona during flu shot season. We have pneumonia shots as well as shingles vaccines. When I had a client this small, I’d have them sit sideways on their parents lap and facing away from me. I’d line it up to where they wouldn’t see the vaccine bottle nor the syringes. Then I’d tell them I was going to wipe their arm with the alcohol pad and it’d be cold. Then as I reached behind them to pick up the syringe, I’d tell them they needed to watch their parent in case their parent started to cry. I never had one child cry after I gave them their flu shot. They’d be so watchful of their parent they wouldn’t hardly know when I gave them their shot. Of course, when I wiped their little arms off with the alcohol pad I never moved my left hand off their arm. I had one little 4 y/o boy ask me, “ Well! When are you going to give me my shot?” I’d already given it and was putting the bandaid on but I never moved my left hand off the child until the bandaid was on. He said, “Mama didn’t cry, but I thought there for a bit she was goin’!” I told him , “See now why I wanted you to watch her? If you hadn’t watched her, then if she’d gone ahead and cried it would have scared you because you wouldn’t have been expecting her to cry.” He said, “That’s right. I’m glad I was there to keep her from crying!” 😀 My son is a public health nurse and he's busy this time of the year with school year regular vaccinations and the flu shots. He says the hardest is the little kids. I always go with my grandsons and we have a deal. If they don't cry I will try hard to not cry too. It's worked pretty good actually. |
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Post by snow on Oct 20, 2019 12:14:25 GMT -5
Got my flu shot last year and had joint aches for a month. Didn't get the flu, though. When I did hospice, I had the flu 3-4 times a year. No fun. Got my flu shot this year. No side effects. When I volunteered in hospice it was mandatory for me to have a flu shot. It's helped for the most part. Some years they don't get it quite right so I have had the flu in spite of the shot, but mostly I've been good. |
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Post by sharingtheriches on Oct 20, 2019 13:23:03 GMT -5
A few years ago, I worked for a company out of Arizona during flu shot season. We have pneumonia shots as well as shingles vaccines. When I had a client this small, I’d have them sit sideways on their parents lap and facing away from me. I’d line it up to where they wouldn’t see the vaccine bottle nor the syringes. Then I’d tell them I was going to wipe their arm with the alcohol pad and it’d be cold. Then as I reached behind them to pick up the syringe, I’d tell them they needed to watch their parent in case their parent started to cry. I never had one child cry after I gave them their flu shot. They’d be so watchful of their parent they wouldn’t hardly know when I gave them their shot. Of course, when I wiped their little arms off with the alcohol pad I never moved my left hand off their arm. I had one little 4 y/o boy ask me, “ Well! When are you going to give me my shot?” I’d already given it and was putting the bandaid on but I never moved my left hand off the child until the bandaid was on. He said, “Mama didn’t cry, but I thought there for a bit she was goin’!” I told him , “See now why I wanted you to watch her? If you hadn’t watched her, then if she’d gone ahead and cried it would have scared you because you wouldn’t have been expecting her to cry.” He said, “That’s right. I’m glad I was there to keep her from crying!” 😀 My son is a public health nurse and he's busy this time of the year with school year regular vaccinations and the flu shots. He says the hardest is the little kids. I always go with my grandsons and we have a deal. If they don't cry I will try hard to not cry too. It's worked pretty good actually. It works very well because kids aren’t used to parents just up and crying. So they just wanna be there for them. It actually has moved me to tears to watch little tykes and see them get really protective about their parents because they lose their fears about themselves. |
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Post by dmmichgood on Oct 20, 2019 18:21:17 GMT -5
Ever wonder why she is giving you all this advice?
Could it possible be she is with some evangelical group selling stuff?
Yep, she sure is!
She is wife of Kenneth Copeland, owner of Kenneth Copeland Ministries
Is Kenneth Copeland Ministries a business?
Sure is!
Kenneth Copeland Ministries sells books, videos, audios, -and only god knows what else! (pun intended)
Really? According to a Pew poll, 93 percent of Evangelical leaders believe in divine healing today! www.pewforum.org/2011/06/22/global-survey-beliefs/Atheists are just jealous, and hospitals are full of people who lack faith. This pastor explains further
Hospitals are also full of people who DO have "faith."
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Post by Annan on Oct 20, 2019 19:27:25 GMT -5
Atheists are just jealous, and hospitals are full of people who lack faith. Hmmm... So people of faith never die of disease or cancer? If they do die, did they not have enough faith? Did God say no to their prayers? I don't get it. Seriously I don't. I want to understand the thought process here. I admit I didn't watch the video, so perhaps I missed something. And what is it exactly that Atheists are jealous of? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2019 21:03:20 GMT -5
Atheists are just jealous, and hospitals are full of people who lack faith. Hmmm... So people of faith never die of disease or cancer? If they do die, did they not have enough faith? Did God say no to their prayers? I don't get it. Seriously I don't. I want to understand the thought process here. I admit I didn't watch the video, so perhaps I missed something. And what is it exactly that Atheists are jealous of? you have to understand openingact34 is just here to make fun of christians he's no longer a christian himself.... |
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