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Post by ant_rotten on Apr 4, 2020 21:19:43 GMT -5
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Post by Grant on Apr 4, 2020 21:42:36 GMT -5
Maybe he read it wrong and it meant for 2 to 4 year olds.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2020 3:27:07 GMT -5
Your Duck is Dead...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.
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Post by xna on Apr 5, 2020 8:41:15 GMT -5
Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked through the house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, and a bottle of Baileys
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Post by Annan on Apr 5, 2020 9:29:42 GMT -5
Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, and a bottle of Baileys A man after my own heart.
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Post by Annan on Apr 5, 2020 9:38:16 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Apr 5, 2020 12:44:08 GMT -5
Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, and a bottle of Baileys A man after my own heart. View AttachmentOkay how many 'projects' did you finish ha!
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Post by Annan on Apr 5, 2020 13:54:23 GMT -5
Okay how many 'projects' did you finish ha! Bailey's and Malibu coconut rum are my main stay. The problem is that my daughter spends a lot more time at my house now that the liquor stores are closed. I have a fully stocked bar. Or I did. I'm going to start charging.
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Post by xna on Apr 5, 2020 15:29:30 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Apr 5, 2020 16:55:17 GMT -5
Okay how many 'projects' did you finish ha! Bailey's and Malibu coconut rum are my main stay. The problem is that my daughter spends a lot more time at my house now that the liquor stores are closed. I have a fully stocked bar. Or I did. I'm going to start charging. Well here's a song for you lol!
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Post by ant_rotten on Apr 5, 2020 23:11:07 GMT -5
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snow likes this
Post by Annan on Apr 7, 2020 8:22:49 GMT -5
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Post by curlywurlysammagee on Apr 15, 2020 22:26:03 GMT -5
Maybe he read it wrong and it meant for 2 to 4 year olds. Really!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2020 17:41:36 GMT -5
forum bug...bump
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