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Post by BobWilliston on Mar 28, 2020 20:44:20 GMT -5
It is not boring at all to stay in the house. But how come one bag or rice has 7,436 pieces and the other bag has 7,323?
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Post by ant_rotten on Mar 29, 2020 7:45:10 GMT -5
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Post by Annan on Mar 29, 2020 9:09:23 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Mar 29, 2020 16:02:38 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Mar 29, 2020 19:09:26 GMT -5
Sounds like Leviticus 26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2020 20:18:40 GMT -5
Sounds like Leviticus 26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. that was more of a prophecy than a commandment...still ew and gross....
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Post by xna on Mar 29, 2020 20:32:39 GMT -5
Sounds like Leviticus 26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. that was more of a prophecy than a commandment...still ew and gross.... There are many more .... Deuteronomy 28:53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. Deuteronomy 28:57 And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them. Ezekiel 5:10 Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers. -- 2 Kings 6:28-29 This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him. Ezekiel 24:10-12 Heap on wood, kindle the fire, consume the flesh, and spice it well, and let the bones be burned. Then set it empty upon the coals thereof, that the brass of it may be hot, and may burn, and that the filthiness of it may be molten in it, that the scum of it may be consumed. She hath wearied herself with lies, and her great scum went not forth out of her: her scum shall be in the fire.
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Post by snow on Mar 30, 2020 12:39:28 GMT -5
Sounds like Leviticus 26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. Catholics apparently think they are doing it all the time.
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Post by xna on Mar 30, 2020 12:44:08 GMT -5
Sounds like Leviticus 26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. Catholics apparently think they are doing it all the time. In times like these you got to get free food any way you can. Just watch your stuff as you stand in line.
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Post by Annan on Mar 30, 2020 14:16:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 2:22:57 GMT -5
Q. What do you call a Dinosaur fart.
A. A blast from the past.
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Post by xna on Mar 31, 2020 15:39:07 GMT -5
Shelter in place ......... Thanks for your understand
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Post by curlywurlysammagee on Apr 2, 2020 13:48:16 GMT -5
Whether you approach salvation through so-called science or religion, this mocks our need of it. I don't know of any scientific approach to "salvation" have you a link to something worth reading?
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Post by xna on Apr 2, 2020 15:42:18 GMT -5
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Post by 1chinesewhispers on Apr 3, 2020 14:15:51 GMT -5
Robbed Safeway or not ? You decide
Perhaps some humour today .
The year is 1988 in Calgary Alberta Canada 🇨🇦 . I had been given tickets to Howie Mandel by another trade worker . It was a Thursday and I had set up arrangements for my beautiful girls . Mom and dad took them over to the family home . My bestie and I arrived at the jubilee auditorium early , so we bought drinks . We sat down and Kym dropped her drink 🍷 . Miracle most falls back into the glass . Soon it was show time , we headed out to our seats .
Now my bestie has a small problem when she laughs 🤭 . She snorts very well and extremely loud That clicks in my head as we get our seats . Oh my gosh I forgot about that because it was normal to me . However the rest of the row had some extra laughs 🤭 because of her snorting. It was a great show , totally enjoyed it .
We had to stop at Safeway to grab a few things . So off to Safeway we go . Grab 2 carts 🛒 and start shopping 🛒 . We finished with our shopping and headed for the cashier . We waited and waited , no one comes . We hit that bell 🛎 🔔 many times . So we wander to the back thinking 💭someone must be there . No one around . We went up and down all the aisles . Not a soul there . We went in the coolers , every space someone could be . Not a squeak .
THEY HAD NOT LOCKED UP THE STORE . So the ANGELS that we are ,my bestie and I !🤪$(6);$;;1)&( !!!!! We started shopping 🛒 .
We backed the car up and filled it full with baby stuff and meat . ....,...,,. Including smokes . Basically whatever we wanted or needed . Clean get away !!! Ironically Kym worked for Calgary Police . We will be bestie’s forever and we were just borrowing from Safeway but we forgot to go back . BW we hit Vegas 2 times a year ! We have so much dirt on each we could blackmail each other !! Well my oldest took robbing up ! Hereditary ? Happy Friday
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I VISITED A MONASTERY AND AS I WALKED PAST THE KITCHEN I SAW A MAN FRYING CHIPS. I ASKED HIM “ARE YOU THE FRIAR?” HE REPLIED “NO, I’M THE CHIP MONK…
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stupid forum bug...bump
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