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Oct 24, 2021 19:50:50 GMT -5
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Post by Qxmen on Oct 24, 2021 19:50:50 GMT -5
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.
I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
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Post by Qxmen on Oct 24, 2021 21:53:17 GMT -5
When I applied for Australian citizenship the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”.
Somewhat surprised, I replied, “No, is that still a requirement?”.
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Oct 26, 2021 21:17:26 GMT -5
Post by Qxmen on Oct 26, 2021 21:17:26 GMT -5
A lady accidentally locked herself out of her car just outside of Boston.
Luckily, a passing soldier notices her and assures her that he can help. First, he takes off his pants. He then rolls them into a ball and rubs them against the car handle.
Almost immediately, the car door unlocks.
“That was amazing! How did you do that?” The woman asks.
“Well, it’s simple”, the soldier replies, “these are my khakis.”
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Oct 26, 2021 21:22:56 GMT -5
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Post by verna on Oct 26, 2021 21:22:56 GMT -5
A lady accidentally locked herself out of her car just outside of Boston. Luckily, a passing soldier notices her and assures her that he can help. First, he takes off his pants. He then rolls them into a ball and rubs them against the car handle. Almost immediately, the car door unlocks. “That was amazing! How did you do that?” The woman asks. “Well, it’s simple”, the soldier replies, “these are my khakis.” I think you need to say this with an Australian accent. |
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Oct 27, 2021 19:44:15 GMT -5
Post by Qxmen on Oct 27, 2021 19:44:15 GMT -5
Why are there only 239 beans in Irish bean soup?
One more and it would be too farty.-(with Irish accent)
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Oct 28, 2021 22:53:44 GMT -5
Post by Qxmen on Oct 28, 2021 22:53:44 GMT -5
I farted in an Apple store and everyone got mad at me.
I told them it was not my fault they didn’t have windows.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2021 23:38:36 GMT -5
Christ is not a fable, myth, superstition or fantasy. I'll be ole Hypatia is wishing she had never said that and is looking for some water to this day even from the tip of a finger. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2021 23:42:05 GMT -5
Over a few trillion coincidences and counting? You would have to be blind to not see God and God's work all around you... |
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Nov 13, 2021 23:50:45 GMT -5
Post by matisse on Nov 13, 2021 23:50:45 GMT -5
Christ is not a fable, myth, superstition or fantasy. I'll be ole Hypatia is wishing she had never said that and is looking for some water to this day even from the tip of a finger. She predated Jesus by hundreds of years. Are you assuming she would have pegged Christianity as a myth? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2021 0:00:32 GMT -5
Christ is not a fable, myth, superstition or fantasy. I'll be ole Hypatia is wishing she had never said that and is looking for some water to this day even from the tip of a finger. She predated Jesus by hundreds of years. Are you assuming she would have pegged Christianity as a myth? She was talking about ALL religions past, present, future but, XNA wasn't presenting to Jews/Hindu's/Buddhist's but to Christians on this forum. Everyone else knew what he was referring to. keep up... |
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Post by Grant on Nov 14, 2021 1:25:06 GMT -5
Christ is not a fable, myth, superstition or fantasy. I'll be ole Hypatia is wishing she had never said that and is looking for some water to this day even from the tip of a finger. Nathan turns it into a fantasy with his Jesus lives inside Venus and that someone saw him there. |
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Post by xna on Nov 14, 2021 4:43:56 GMT -5
Christ is not a fable, myth, superstition or fantasy. I'll be ole Hypatia is wishing she had never said that and is looking for some water to this day even from the tip of a finger. I bet someone told her back then;: “You just wait until you are dead, you will find out the truth then, the gods are not myths”. |
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Post by xna on Nov 14, 2021 4:45:41 GMT -5
Over a few trillion coincidences and counting? You would have to be blind to not see God and God's work all around you... How about that rainbow, that’s proof right there, the Bible explains it all. ;-) |
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Post by xna on Nov 14, 2021 4:47:10 GMT -5
She predated Jesus by hundreds of years. Are you assuming she would have pegged Christianity as a myth? She was talking about ALL religions past, present, future but, XNA wasn't presenting to Jews/Hindu's/Buddhist's but to Christians on this forum. Everyone else knew what he was referring to. keep up... Persecution complex at work here |
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Nov 14, 2021 14:48:32 GMT -5
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Post by Dan on Nov 14, 2021 14:48:32 GMT -5
I bet someone told her back then;: “You just wait until you are dead, you will find out the truth then, the gods are not myths”.
I agree with Hypatia, that Alexandrian chick had it all going on in regards to fables & myths. But Christ was neither, a superstition doesn't walk among you, perform miracles, and then literally leave the earth.
But she was right, children are taught about Santa Claus (myth), and I can tell you first hand that it was a painful tragedy last year for me to discover he was nothing but a fraud.
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Nov 14, 2021 16:06:15 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Nov 14, 2021 16:06:15 GMT -5
She predated Jesus by hundreds of years. Are you assuming she would have pegged Christianity as a myth? I would agree with all religions past and present. She was informed by science and logic, not myth and superstition. Hypatia was know for her work in mathematics among other things. Her philosophy was Neoplatonist and was thus seen as “pagan” at a time of bitter religious conflict between Christians, Jews, and pagans. She is one of the greatest females of all time. In 415 in the city of Alexandria Hypatia was murdered by a mob of Christian men. Agora is a great movie about a very sad time in history where religon tired to destroy science. short version Long version |
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Nov 14, 2021 16:19:27 GMT -5
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Post by Annan on Nov 14, 2021 16:19:27 GMT -5
She was talking about ALL religions past, present, future but, XNA wasn't presenting to Jews/Hindu's/Buddhist's but to Christians on this forum. Everyone else knew what he was referring to. keep up... I would agree with all religions past and present. She was informed by science and logic, not myth and superstition. Hypatia was know for her work in mathematics among other things. Her philosophy was Neoplatonist and was thus seen as “pagan” at a time of bitter religious conflict between Christians, Jews, and pagans. She is one of the greatest females of all time. In 415 in the city of Alexandria Hypatia was murdered by a mob of Christian men. Agora is a great movie about a very sad time in history where religon tired to destroy science. short version Long version I’ve read a lot about her. Indeed a great woman. |
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Post by xna on Nov 14, 2021 16:47:16 GMT -5
I agree with Hypatia, that Alexandrian chick had it all going on in regards to fables & myths.
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But she was right, children are taught about Santa Claus (myth), and I can tell you first hand that it was a painful tragedy last year for me to discover he was nothing but a fraud.
I agree with this But Christ was neither, a superstition doesn't walk among you, perform miracles, and then literally leave the earth. How do you know the Jesus dude was real? All you have for evidence that he was real is the NT bible, which was written several generations after his death, no physical or 1st hand reports, and then there is the internal contradictions within the different gospels. There is no evidence of any of the "miracles", and no other writings about him during his life. Much of the NT was attributed to Paul who doesn't claim to have met Jesus. Extraordinary claims; like raising the dead, flying off into heaven or when zombies roamed the streets of Jerusalem, require extraordinary evidence . If they really happened, they would have been recorded during those days, not generations after. Jerusalem was near the Silk Road route and many people traveled in this area. If even some these bible miracles happened, you would expect the stories to show up in the writing of other cultures of that day, and they do not. Many other miracles have much more evidence than the NT miracles. Are you a believer? How about those Islamic miracles? According to the Quran, Muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse from the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem. It is recorded in the Quran and billions believe this miracle. Or how about when the dude Muhammad split the moon in half. Is this sufficient for you to believe? How about those RCC miracles? Are you a believer? 1600's St. Joseph of Cupertino levitated over crowds, — one time in front of Pope Urban VIII 1917 in Fatima, Portugal, Virgin Mary appeared, sun was blocked, thousands witness the event. 1968, people in Cairo Egypt saw the Virgin Mary walking on the roof of a Coptic church. Do you believe every miracle story you can read? If not, what makes you believe dude Jesus miracles more than dude Muhammad, or chick Mary miracles? |
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Post by xna on Nov 14, 2021 17:05:27 GMT -5
Christ is not a fable, myth, superstition or fantasy. I'll be ole Hypatia is wishing she had never said that and is looking for some water to this day even from the tip of a finger. She predated Jesus by hundreds of years. Are you assuming she would have pegged Christianity as a myth? I double checked. Hypatia, (born c. 355 CE—died March 415, Alexandria), |
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Nov 14, 2021 19:14:29 GMT -5
Post by Qxmen on Nov 14, 2021 19:14:29 GMT -5
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”
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Nov 14, 2021 19:31:44 GMT -5
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Post by dmmichgood on Nov 14, 2021 19:31:44 GMT -5
I bet someone told her back then;: “You just wait until you are dead, you will find out the truth then, the gods are not myths”. I agree with Hypatia, that Alexandrian chick had it all going on in regards to fables & myths. But Christ was neither, a superstition doesn't walk among you, perform miracles, and then literally leave the earth.
But she was right, children are taught about Santa Claus (myth), and I can tell you first hand that it was a painful tragedy last year for me to discover he was nothing but a fraud.
Still making sexist remarks, I see!
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