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Post by Cheers on Dec 5, 2003 19:44:42 GMT -5
Irish Cemetery: Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave,God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good man, here's a fella that got to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
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Post by Brick on Dec 6, 2003 16:27:21 GMT -5
Sort of like the simpleton who became lost downtown and phoned his brother for directions. Brother asked him the names of the street signs that he saw on the corner. Simpleton replied, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk." ;D
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Post by Cheers on Dec 6, 2003 18:01:50 GMT -5
You'er a brick, Brick.
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Post by Brick on Dec 6, 2003 18:58:54 GMT -5
Brick you very much ;D
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Post by Cheers on Dec 6, 2003 19:11:18 GMT -5
Say my friend. Do you have any little brickets?.
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Post by Brick on Dec 6, 2003 19:13:47 GMT -5
A pair of 'em. They don't fit together so well, so I'm not sure that they really are bricks. How 'bout you?
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Post by slow to see on Dec 6, 2003 20:14:08 GMT -5
or like the (insert nationality of your choice) guy who phoned the police department and in a very distraught voice said he had found a corpse , on the boulevard in front of his house. "What street do you live on" was the question. "Sycamore street". Pardon me? SYCAMORE street" How do you spell that? SY, uh, SYK, uh SIC, uh SICUM okay okay, forget it, I pull him over to OAK street.
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Post by Brick on Dec 6, 2003 20:25:50 GMT -5
Wise man. Keep it simple ;D
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Post by Cheers on Dec 7, 2003 19:42:11 GMT -5
Yea hi Brick. I have three, One boy and two girls, all at school. The boy Samuel is the eldest and down at convention at this time. The two girls Rebekah and Hannah. Rebekah at intermediate, for you junior high. Hannah at primary, for you your junior school.
Where is the place that you live?
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Post by Brick on Dec 29, 2003 12:12:31 GMT -5
PA, in the US.
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Post by Cheers on Dec 31, 2003 3:58:07 GMT -5
Cold at this time?
Loverly hot days here at this time.
Down to the beach for a dip, or into the pool if don't want to go out.
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Post by Brick on Jan 1, 2004 10:18:55 GMT -5
It's a bit nippy now. Not as cold as it usually is this time of year. We're going skiing today when I get off of work.
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