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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2022 17:47:04 GMT -5
That was a TAD funny especially the beginning...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2022 17:50:51 GMT -5
Love military songs and bands. Gary Owen and the Ballad of the Green Berets are my top two favorites.
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Post by help on Sept 22, 2022 21:34:33 GMT -5
Old age used to be all in my head, but now it is in my joints as well.
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Post by help on Sept 23, 2022 18:02:09 GMT -5
I'm not getting old, I am just becoming a Classic.
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Post by Dan on Sept 23, 2022 20:51:34 GMT -5
George Burns once said, "First thing I do every day is get the morning paper and check the obituary section. If I'm not in it, I get out of bed and start my day"
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 24, 2022 16:25:50 GMT -5
George Burns once said, "First thing I do every day is get the morning paper and check the obituary section. If I'm not in it, I get out of bed and start my day" This quote has the same problem with it as does Genesis 1-2.
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Post by help on Sept 24, 2022 20:53:21 GMT -5
I lay down, I fall asleep.
I read a book, I fall asleep.
I watch a movie, I fall asleep.
I go to bed, I feel as energetic as a nuclear power plant.
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Post by help on Sept 30, 2022 3:39:11 GMT -5
Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidney; And a never ending supply of Gas 😃
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Post by help on Nov 11, 2023 17:07:32 GMT -5
Spend most of my time in Wonderland now. I've finally reached the Wonder Years.
Wonder where I parked the car. Wonder where I left the phone. Wonder where my wallet is. Wonder where my glasses are. Wonder what day it is. Wonder if I will wake up tomorrow. Wonder if I have gone to the toilet when I am in bed.
And the list goes on.
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