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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2021 12:45:00 GMT -5
okay i snorted Gatorade Zero all over myself on this one...
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Mar 5, 2021 17:14:14 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Mar 5, 2021 17:14:14 GMT -5
okay i snorted Gatorade Zero all over myself on this one... You can add that one to your bag of tricks, Wally.
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Post by xna on Mar 5, 2021 17:28:00 GMT -5
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Mar 5, 2021 17:35:20 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2021 17:35:20 GMT -5
okay i snorted Gatorade Zero all over myself on this one... You can add that one to your bag of tricks, Wally. don't worry i'm not limited to liquid tricks i have plenty more to keep everyone entertained...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2021 18:17:14 GMT -5
You can add that one to your bag of tricks, Wally. don't worry i'm not limited to liquid tricks i have plenty more to keep everyone entertained... Have you tried turning Water into Wine instantaneously.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2021 3:09:36 GMT -5
Satnav – A poem by Pam Ayres.
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life. It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five". It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene. It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear. And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device. For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice. It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught. So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed. It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff, I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.
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Post by xna on Mar 6, 2021 15:48:07 GMT -5
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Post by Dan on Mar 6, 2021 19:47:07 GMT -5
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Mar 6, 2021 21:47:01 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Grant on Mar 6, 2021 21:47:01 GMT -5
[quote author=" Dan" source="/post/951871/thread" You haven't given us the answer to this pic yet. What's the answer, if there is one?
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Mar 6, 2021 23:54:00 GMT -5
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Post by Dan on Mar 6, 2021 23:54:00 GMT -5
You haven't given us the answer to this pic yet. What's the answer, if there is one? I believe matisse got the correct answer... Kids use to play outside and parents always told them to come home when the street lights came on.
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Mar 6, 2021 23:55:41 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Mar 6, 2021 23:55:41 GMT -5
There isn't any black dot. The eye movement creates them for us.
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Post by Dan on Mar 7, 2021 0:32:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2021 17:35:31 GMT -5
the cat/bird thing is a bit freaky....
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Post by xna on Mar 10, 2021 13:36:50 GMT -5
Not what you expected
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