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Post by xna on Feb 22, 2021 21:15:12 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Feb 22, 2021 21:22:55 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Feb 22, 2021 21:26:49 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2021 21:29:42 GMT -5
ah the first whisper of someone the atheists might pray too?
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Post by xna on Feb 22, 2021 21:35:20 GMT -5
ah the first whisper of someone the atheists might pray too? Atheist don't pray. Bruno spoke truth to power. Burno is a hero to all thinking men.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2021 21:44:58 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Feb 22, 2021 21:51:48 GMT -5
Ok it looks like some do pray, up to 11%. But they are not “true atheists”.😀 It goes to show you the ONLY thing you can say about atheists is; they do not believe in a god or gods. Crazy has no limits.
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Post by xna on Feb 23, 2021 22:13:00 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Feb 23, 2021 22:22:22 GMT -5
And Don't Come Back
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2021 22:24:37 GMT -5
And Don't Come Back
LOL
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Post by xna on Feb 26, 2021 9:05:38 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Feb 26, 2021 9:25:58 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Feb 27, 2021 14:21:44 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2021 15:39:42 GMT -5
THE BANKER'S BALLS
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because "it’s a lot of money." After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president’s office. The bank president then asked how much she would like to deposit.
She replied, "$165,000.00." and dumped the cash out of her bag on to his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she had come by all this cash, so he asked her, " Ma’am, I’m surprised you’re carrying so much cash around, Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, " I make bets." He then asked, " Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, " well for example, I’ll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha", laughed the president, " that’s a stupid bet. You could never win that kind of bet."
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I’ll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square."The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is so much money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure" replied the president. That night, he became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror checking his balls, turning form side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president’s office. She introduced the lawyer and repeated the bet. "$25,000 says the president’s balls are square." The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then he noticed the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell’s the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 am today, I’d have the bank of Canada’s president’s balls in my hand.
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Post by xna on Mar 1, 2021 22:49:26 GMT -5
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Post by Dan on Mar 2, 2021 0:35:14 GMT -5
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Post by dmmichgood on Mar 2, 2021 0:47:04 GMT -5
I am losing it! I had to think way too long before I got that one!
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Post by dmmichgood on Mar 2, 2021 0:51:06 GMT -5
And Don't Come Back
Do you know why there is a grate over some graves?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2021 1:41:44 GMT -5
To stop body snatching. During the late-18th and 19th centuries, grave robbing became big business across Great Britain and the U.S. The fact that certain medical schools would pay for fresh corpses only fueled the practice.
I'm giving mine to a University for free.
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Post by xna on Mar 2, 2021 4:27:34 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2021 11:47:38 GMT -5
bump...stupid computers
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Post by Gene on Mar 2, 2021 20:25:49 GMT -5
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