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“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sheila she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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Jan 29, 2024 22:08:51 GMT -5 xna said:

A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sheila she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

Does he know that he should sell his ticket for the going cheapest price today and have $4,300 profit to supplement his honeymoon plans?

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Feb 1, 2024 20:19:16 GMT -5 BobWilliston said:

Jan 29, 2024 22:08:51 GMT -5 xna said:

A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sheila she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

Does he know that he should sell his ticket for the going cheapest price today and have $4,300 profit to supplement his honeymoon plans?

Crazy prices

“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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Feb 1, 2024 20:28:53 GMT -5 xna said:

Feb 1, 2024 20:19:16 GMT -5 BobWilliston said:

Does he know that he should sell his ticket for the going cheapest price today and have $4,300 profit to supplement his honeymoon plans?

Crazy prices

65,000 seats @ $6,800 minimum - - I am planning to avoid that part of town next weekend.
There are traffic problems already in the area because the nearby interchange on I-15 is
undergoing a major reconfiguration.

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While playing in the backyard, little Johnny kills a honeybee.
His father sees him killing it and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.

Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach ran across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps it dead.

Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

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“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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Post by xna on Mar 22, 2024 8:24:51 GMT -5

“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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Heads up. PSA

If you see a lot of people rising up in the sky soon after the eclipse in North America ******* THIS IS NOT THE RAPTURE ******

It has been discovered people are buying blowup dolls and filling them with helium to be released just after the eclipse..

“Since I doubt, I think; since I think, I exist”- Descartes
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” - Ayn Rand
“Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true, but many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.” ― Thomas Sowell
"Mystery is made a convenient cover for absurdity" - John Adams

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Apr 7, 2024 15:19:01 GMT -5 xna said:

Heads up. PSA

If you see a lot of people rising up in the sky soon after the eclipse in North America ******* THIS IS NOT THE RAPTURE ******

It has been discovered people are buying blowup dolls and filling them with helium to be released just after the eclipse..

lol ands it's going around the internet that since Christians think this will be the rapture atheists should be spreading random clothes around... let the conspiracy theories thrive haha

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“A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.”

Trust is built in drops and lost in buckets

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Apr 7, 2024 15:36:55 GMT -5 snow said:

Apr 7, 2024 15:19:01 GMT -5 xna said:

Heads up. PSA

If you see a lot of people rising up in the sky soon after the eclipse in North America ******* THIS IS NOT THE RAPTURE ******

It has been discovered people are buying blowup dolls and filling them with helium to be released just after the eclipse..

lol ands it's going around the internet that since Christians think this will be the rapture atheists should be spreading random clothes around... let the conspiracy theories thrive haha

There was an episode of the TV show Six Feet Under where a truck full of inflated blow-up dolls wrecked and the dolls started floating upwards. A lady was so excited thinking it was the rapture that she ran into the street and died from being hit by a car. Guess she got where she hoped. Maybe.