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Another Texas sign:
Dear Vegans, if you are trying to save the animals stop[ eating their food...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2023 0:23:40 GMT -5
Even funnier Texas sign:
Guns don't kill people
Fathers with pretty daughters kill people
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2023 15:56:19 GMT -5
So I just asked ChatGPT to write the first book of the bible in the style of Snoop Dogg. I was not disappointed!
Yo, what up everybody? It's your boy Snoop Dogg, and I'm about to lay down some straight fire for y'all. Now, back in the day, when God was creating the universe and all that, He was chillin' up in the heavens, kickin' back and relaxin'. And He was like, "Let there be light," and boom, there was light. That's how powerful God is, ya feel me?
Now, God didn't stop there. He went on to create the heavens and the earth, the oceans and the land, and all the creatures that inhabit them. And on the seventh day, He rested, because even God needs a little downtime sometimes.
Now, let me tell you about Adam and Eve. God created Adam out of the dust of the ground, and then He made Eve from one of Adam's ribs. They were livin' it up in the Garden of Eden, kickin' it with all the animals and whatnot, when God told them not to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
But you know how it goes, right? Eve got tempted by the serpent, and she ate the fruit. Then she gave some to Adam, and he ate it too. And that's when things started goin' downhill.
God was ticked off, and He kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden. They had to work the land and stuff, and life wasn't as easy as it used to be. But God still had big plans for humanity, and He wasn't about to give up on us just yet.
So that's the story of how it all began, folks. From the creation of the universe to the fall of Adam and Eve, it's all laid out for you right here in the first book of the Bible. Keep it real, stay blessed, and keep on keepin' on. Peace out.
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Mar 28, 2023 15:58:38 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2023 15:58:38 GMT -5
And now, the first book of the bible in the style of a drunk Irishman
Hiccup, top o' the mornin' to ya! Gather 'round, lads and lassies, and I'll tell ye the story of how it all began, way back in the day when the world was still young.
So, there was this almighty bein' called God, ye see, and He created the heavens and the earth and all the creatures therein. And on the first day, He made light, and it was good. On the second day, He made the sky, and that was grand too.
But things really got goin' on the third day, when God created the land and the sea, and all the plants and trees that grow upon it. It was a beautiful sight, let me tell ya.
And then, on the fourth day, God made the sun and the moon and the stars, and they were so shiny and sparkly that it made me want to reach out and touch 'em.
Now, on the fifth and sixth days, God really went to town, if ye know what I mean. He made all the fish and the birds and the animals that walk upon the land. And then, on the sixth day, He created man and woman, in His own image, no less.
But things went a bit pear-shaped after that, didn't they? Adam and Eve went and ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge, and that was a bit of a blunder, to be sure. God got angry and kicked them out of the Garden of Eden.
But ye know what? Even though we're all a bit of a mess, God still loves us. And that's the moral of the story, folks. So let's raise a glass to the Almighty, and drink to His good health. Sláinte!
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Mar 28, 2023 16:16:31 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2023 16:16:31 GMT -5
and now, in the style of an impatient toddler 
Ok, so like, in the beginning, God made everything, like the sky and the earth and the stars and stuff. And it was really cool and all, but it took like FOREVER to get to the good part. Then finally, God made people, like Adam and Eve, and they lived in this garden with all these yummy fruits, but God was like, "Don't eat from this one tree or you'll get in big trouble." But of course, they did it anyway because they just had to know, and then they got in trouble and had to leave the garden. And that's pretty much it, but like, I don't get why it took so long to get to the part with the people and the garden and stuff.
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And lastly, in the style of a businessman having a bad day
In the beginning, there was just chaos. And then, somehow, God decides to make a bunch of stuff: light, sky, water, land, plants, and stars. I mean, who has time for all that? And then, finally, God decides to create some people, but He can't even get that right. He creates Adam and Eve, puts them in this fancy garden, and tells them not to eat from this one tree. What do they do? They eat from the tree, of course! And then they get kicked out of the garden. It's like dealing with kids, I swear. And don't even get me started on all those names and genealogies. Who cares? This whole book is a mess, and it's giving me a headache.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2023 16:21:17 GMT -5
ok - one more - in the style of a person increasingly becoming paranoid of being attacked by an ostrich
In the beginning, there was like, nothing. And then all of a sudden, God makes all this stuff, including these giant birds called ostriches. And let me tell you, those things are scary. They can run really fast, and they've got these huge claws that could totally rip you apart. But it gets worse. God creates these people, Adam and Eve, and puts them in a garden with all these tasty fruits. And what do they do? They eat the fruit from the one tree they weren't supposed to touch. And then, they get kicked out of the garden and have to fend for themselves in a world full of dangerous animals, including those dang ostriches. I mean, I'm getting scared just thinking about it. This book is like a nightmare.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2023 16:23:48 GMT -5
really... last one - someone high on mushrooms
Okay, so like, in the beginning, there was nothing, man. And then, God made everything, and it was trippy as hell. He made the sky and the earth and the plants and the animals, and it was all so beautiful and weird. And then, He made these people, Adam and Eve, and put them in this garden with all these crazy fruits. But like, there was this one tree they weren't supposed to eat from, and when they did, things got really freaky. Suddenly, they were seeing all these demons and stuff, and they had to leave the garden and go out into the world. It was like they were on a bad trip or something. And then, there's all these crazy genealogies and names and stuff, and it's like, whoa, man, my brain can't handle this. This book is a wild ride, let me tell you.
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"A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body."
ENJOY!!!
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Post by mrdobalina on Apr 3, 2023 16:14:38 GMT -5
"A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body." ENJOY!!! "The friends" will help you hide a sex offender . . . |
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Post by BobWilliston on Apr 3, 2023 16:48:24 GMT -5
"A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body." ENJOY!!! A real friend will be honest and honorable. A real friend will NOT abet one in a crime. They will together be only criminals, and neither a positive example to the other. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2023 19:41:49 GMT -5
"A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body." ENJOY!!! A real friend will be honest and honorable. A real friend will NOT abet one in a crime. They will together be only criminals, and neither a positive example to the other. It appears neither you or dob's has a sense of humor... |
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Post by mrdobalina on Apr 3, 2023 19:49:33 GMT -5
A real friend will be honest and honorable. A real friend will NOT abet one in a crime. They will together be only criminals, and neither a positive example to the other. It appears neither you or dob's has a sense of humor... I can't speak for Bob, but mine was certainly done in humor. |
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Post by BobWilliston on Apr 3, 2023 20:11:46 GMT -5
A real friend will be honest and honorable. A real friend will NOT abet one in a crime. They will together be only criminals, and neither a positive example to the other. It appears neither you or dob's has a sense of humor... Sorry. I'm much into irony. |
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Using artificial intelligence, asking it to write the first book of the Bible in the style of....
"In the beginning, there was me, Donald J. Trump, the greatest and most powerful leader the world has ever seen. I created the heavens and the earth, and I made them very, very good. Believe me, it was the best creation ever.
On the first day, I said, "Let there be light!" And there was light, and I saw that it was tremendous. I separated the light from the darkness, and I called it day and night. And it was fantastic, folks.
On the second day, I said, "Let there be a tremendous sky, a beautiful sky, the best sky you've ever seen!" And there was a sky, with clouds and sunshine and rainbows. I made it perfect, believe me.
On the third day, I said, "Let there be land and seas, the best land and seas you've ever seen!" And I created the oceans and the mountains, the deserts and the forests, and I saw that it was tremendous. I made everything bigly, with my own hands.
On the fourth day, I said, "Let there be lights in the sky, the best lights you've ever seen!" And I created the sun and the moon and the stars, and I put them in the sky to shine on the earth. It was a beautiful sight, folks.
On the fifth day, I said, "Let the waters be filled with living creatures, the most amazing creatures you've ever seen!" And I created fish and whales, dolphins and sharks, and I saw that it was tremendous. I made them all, and they were perfect.
On the sixth day, I said, "Let the land be filled with animals, the best animals you've ever seen!" And I created animals of every kind, lions and tigers, elephants and giraffes, and I saw that it was fantastic. I made them all, and they were yuge.
And then, on the sixth day, I created man and woman in my own image, in my own likeness, to rule over the earth and all its creatures. I created them to be winners, the best winners you've ever seen, with the ability to build walls and make deals.
And so, I rested on the seventh day, because I had created a tremendous world, the best world you've ever seen. I looked at everything I had made, and I said, "It's perfect, absolutely perfect." And it was tremendous, folks, believe me.
And that's how the world came to be, with me, Donald J. Trump, as its creator. It's a tremendous story, the best story you've ever heard. And I promise you, it's all true. No one creates like I do, nobody. The end."
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Post by 1chinesewhispers on Apr 12, 2023 14:50:33 GMT -5
We put a man on the moon years ago.
YEARS. I'm confused as to why we stopped.
We could have them all up there by now.
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Some humor for a break !
‘UMM!!!!!!!!HI, BANKY BANK LADY
ME: " I'D LIKE TO OPEN ONE OF THOSE JOINT ACCOUNTS, PLEASE." BANK: "OKAY, WITH WHOM?"
ME: THEM HOMELESS TRAMP PREACHERS THEY HAS LOTS OF MONEY."
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Imagine being so bad with money that you can steal 40% of other people's income and still end up with $30 Trillion of debt. -Unknown
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