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Post by snow on Sept 5, 2022 14:12:15 GMT -5
I think I see the problem. There should only be 3 strands securing the broom not 5. That 4th one makes it overheat and you then have these types of problems... |
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Post by help on Sept 5, 2022 15:48:09 GMT -5
I hope that wasn't Annan's broom!.
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Post by snow on Sept 5, 2022 15:58:46 GMT -5
I hope that wasn't Annan's broom!. Nah she would know better than to fly too close to the sun on a broom bound 5 times! |
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Post by Annan on Sept 6, 2022 7:28:58 GMT -5
I hope that wasn't Annan's broom!. Nah she would know better than to fly too close to the sun on a broom bound 5 times!  |
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Post by help on Sept 6, 2022 17:09:17 GMT -5
When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them: I have two gifts to give you - one is to pee standing up and... Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming: M E..! M E..! I want it, please Lord... please... please... please... This would make life a lot easier! Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her. So God gave Adam the gift. Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, peeing on every tree. He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand. He lit a fire and played fireman.. God and Eve stared at the mad man with happiness until Eve asked God: and... what is the other present? And God answered: A Brain Eve ... The brain is yours... And that my friends, is how it all started. |
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Post by xna on Sept 6, 2022 18:53:42 GMT -5
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Post by help on Sept 10, 2022 15:42:50 GMT -5
“For better digestion – I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.”
“When do you drink water?”
“I’ve never been that sick.”
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2022 17:02:24 GMT -5
There may be more to that, then what we are understanding....just sayin' |
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Post by xna on Sept 11, 2022 19:38:57 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 11, 2022 21:32:21 GMT -5
There may be more to that, then what we are understanding....just sayin' Well said.  |
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 14, 2022 15:21:17 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Sept 14, 2022 15:28:43 GMT -5
Doesn't watching Boebert and Greene just makes you feel so lucky.... Can you even imagine being that stupid? Trouble is it's really sad and I imagine they can't help it, but they should not be in any positions that require thinking that's for sure. |
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 14, 2022 15:46:46 GMT -5
Doesn't watching Boebert and Greene just makes you feel so lucky.... Can you even imagine being that stupid? Trouble is it's really sad and I imagine they can't help it, but they should not be in any positions that require thinking that's for sure. And to realize that these people get elected !! |
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Post by snow on Sept 14, 2022 16:09:53 GMT -5
Doesn't watching Boebert and Greene just makes you feel so lucky.... Can you even imagine being that stupid? Trouble is it's really sad and I imagine they can't help it, but they should not be in any positions that require thinking that's for sure. And to realize that these people get elected !!That's the really scary part. That just shows how far people will go to support their party no matter how stupid the candidate is. Not smart. |
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 14, 2022 16:13:32 GMT -5
And to realize that these people get elected !!That's the really scary part. That just shows how far people will go to support their party no matter how stupid the candidate is. Not smart. With another few elections we'll be able to tell just how much karma they're adding to their accounts. |
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Post by snow on Sept 14, 2022 16:22:57 GMT -5
That's the really scary part. That just shows how far people will go to support their party no matter how stupid the candidate is. Not smart. With another few elections we'll be able to tell just how much karma they're adding to their accounts. The sad thing is that if they get the country the Republican party have in store for them, they will hate it. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2022 18:25:42 GMT -5
So if the lefties can call out incorrect English and its fine, but I a righty callout incorrect English spelling on TMB(a gift from Gene) and its childish does anyone know what Hypocrisy means? |
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Post by help on Sept 14, 2022 20:23:33 GMT -5
An old lady with a cane walked past a young man at a bus stop singing loudly: “21 today, 21 today.”
The young man laughed at the old woman and yelled: “You’re not 21, you crazy old bat.”
She turned to him and with a mighty swing, cracked him over his head with her cane.
Then she walked away singing: “22 today, 22 today.”
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2022 21:27:23 GMT -5
So if the lefties can call out incorrect English and its fine, but I a righty callout incorrect English spelling on TMB(a gift from Gene) and its childish does anyone know what Hypocrisy means? But Wally you need to understand, your grammar and punctuation is not in the same league as Gene. I don't recall him making regular mistakes in his posts. It's an insult to him by claiming 'your English' is a gift from Gene. Oh, I just realised this is in the humour ( humor American spelling) thread  I did not claim that, it's the act of spelling correction was his gift. |
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Post by guest8 on Sept 14, 2022 23:06:53 GMT -5
Clementine, Sir Winston’s wife was talking to a street sweeper for a while. “What did you talk about for so long?” asked Sir Winston. She smiled, “many years ago he was madly in love with me.” Churchill smiled ironically, “so you could have been the wife of a street sweeper today.” “Oh no, my love, Clementine replied. “If I had married him, he would have been Prime Minister today.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2022 0:11:13 GMT -5
I did not claim that, it's the act of spelling correction was his gift. Gene was a rather gracious person in his interactions with others. I doubt he would of corrected a simple little word when it was obvious, just a finger hitting a wrong letter on a cellphone but the meaning was clear to readers. That would be incorrect.... |
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 15, 2022 0:50:53 GMT -5
So if the lefties can call out incorrect English and its fine, but I a righty callout incorrect English spelling on TMB(a gift from Gene) and its childish does anyone know what Hypocrisy means? The joke would be just as funny if it were you who lost the election. |
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 15, 2022 17:47:10 GMT -5
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Post by openingact34 on Sept 15, 2022 23:07:03 GMT -5
Awesome street preacher confronts families visiting Santa at Christmas time
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Post by help on Sept 24, 2022 18:41:03 GMT -5
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
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Post by help on Sept 25, 2022 6:23:14 GMT -5
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
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