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Post by 1chinesewhispers on Jan 21, 2022 13:37:25 GMT -5
Hello. My name is Catherine.
I'd like to adopt a purebred cat
from your shelter. Preferably
British Shorthair. I don't like mixed
breeds for aesthetic reasons.
Do you have one?
Yes, we have one British Shorthair.
But he wants to live with only
British people. He doesn't like
mixed breeds for aesthetic
reasons.
WHAT?!
Provide us with your ancestry
documents to proceed
with the adoption.
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Post by 1chinesewhispers on Jan 23, 2022 16:04:20 GMT -5
When I get old I don't want people thinking
"What a sweet little old lady"..
I want
"ein saying
"Oh Crap! What's she up to now?
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Post by Grant on Jan 29, 2022 15:57:06 GMT -5
Someone wears shoes and socks in their zoom meeting? I don't usually wear shoes in the house. |
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Post by Grant on Jan 29, 2022 15:59:03 GMT -5
Cute. Wonder what we'd look like if it was reversed. Humans waking up to a bears morning. Perhaps out hunting at 5 in the morning and eating raw animals. Might suit curly. |
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Post by 1chinesewhispers on Jan 29, 2022 16:50:55 GMT -5
That is
Punxsutawny Phil's
Ex wife Phillis
who now lives in
Florida
She said, Phil is a
Compulsive liar
It’s on Facebook lol
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Post by xna on Feb 8, 2022 23:09:51 GMT -5
From Facebook
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.
But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.
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Post by xna on Feb 12, 2022 21:34:17 GMT -5
How can a 6,000 year old earth have a 8,000 year old wall?"Walls of Jericho, massive stone walls surrounding an ancient Neolithic settlement in Jericho, built about 8000 BCE. These walls, at least 13 feet (4 metres) in height and backed by a watchtower or redoubt some 28 feet tall, were intended to protect the settlement and its water supply from human intruders."BTW: Jericho is a very nice example of an oasis town, with lots of dates and great fruit. The last time I was there the wall remains were being excavate. We drove by Yasser Arafats house in Jericho, but we had to put up the steel rock screens over the windows to protect us from the incoming rocks. IDF vehicles didn't get a warm welcome in Jericho. Not sure how things are there now.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2022 22:13:11 GMT -5
How can a 6,000 year old earth have a 8,000 year old wall?"Walls of Jericho, massive stone walls surrounding an ancient Neolithic settlement in Jericho, built about 8000 BCE. These walls, at least 13 feet (4 metres) in height and backed by a watchtower or redoubt some 28 feet tall, were intended to protect the settlement and its water supply from human intruders."BTW: Jericho is a very nice example of an oasis town, with lots of dates and great fruit. The last time I was there the wall remains were being excavate. We drove by Yasser Arafats house in Jericho, but we had to put up the steel rock screens over the windows to protect us from the incoming rocks. IDF vehicles didn't get a warm welcome in Jericho. Not sure how things are there now. Poor dating methods... |
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Post by dmmichgood on Feb 13, 2022 20:10:44 GMT -5
How can a 6,000 year old earth have a 8,000 year old wall?"Walls of Jericho, massive stone walls surrounding an ancient Neolithic settlement in Jericho, built about 8000 BCE. These walls, at least 13 feet (4 metres) in height and backed by a watchtower or redoubt some 28 feet tall, were intended to protect the settlement and its water supply from human intruders."BTW: Jericho is a very nice example of an oasis town, with lots of dates and great fruit. The last time I was there the wall remains were being excavate. We drove by Yasser Arafats house in Jericho, but we had to put up the steel rock screens over the windows to protect us from the incoming rocks. IDF vehicles didn't get a warm welcome in Jericho. Not sure how things are there now. Poor dating methods..
Wally, are you only following the "dating methods..." to suit you due to your inability to accept what is really true?
Do you also deny the age of trees and how they can be dated?
The oldest trees in the world are the bristlecone pines (Pinus longaeva) of California's White Mountains, USA.
The oldest named individual tree, christened "Methuselah", was found by Dr Edmund Schulman (USA) and dated in 1957 from core samples as being more than 4,800 years old (4,852 years as of 2020); this age was later cross dated and confirmed by dendrochronologist Tom Harlan (d. 2013) at the Laboratory of Tree-Ring Research at the University of Arizona. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2022 20:14:00 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2022 20:17:08 GMT -5
Wally, are you only following the "dating methods..." to suit you due to your inability to accept what is really true?
Do you also deny the age trees?
The oldest trees in the world are the bristlecone pines (Pinus longaeva) of California's White Mountains, USA.
The oldest named individual tree, christened "Methuselah", was found by Dr Edmund Schulman (USA) and dated in 1957 from core samples as being more than 4,800 years old (4,852 years as of 2020); this age was later cross dated and confirmed by dendrochronologist Tom Harlan (d. 2013) at the Laboratory of Tree-Ring Research at the University of Arizona.If push came to shove I might accept a 13,000 year old earth but humans are only 6,000 years old... |
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Post by dmmichgood on Feb 13, 2022 20:35:14 GMT -5
Wally, are you only following the "dating methods..." to suit you due to your inability to accept what is really true?
Do you also deny the age trees?
The oldest trees in the world are the bristlecone pines (Pinus longaeva) of California's White Mountains, USA.
The oldest named individual tree, christened "Methuselah", was found by Dr Edmund Schulman (USA) and dated in 1957 from core samples as being more than 4,800 years old (4,852 years as of 2020); this age was later cross dated and confirmed by dendrochronologist Tom Harlan (d. 2013) at the Laboratory of Tree-Ring Research at the University of Arizona.If push came to shove I might accept a 13,000 year old earth but humans are only 6,000 years old...
O ye of little faith!
It is amazing wally, that you need to believe in an almighty deity, -yet at the same time you also need to bring him down & box him into a time frame that suits your own cramped time frame. |
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