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Post by eyc on Aug 17, 2007 11:20:06 GMT -5
Breakfast conversation (the names have been changed to protect the innocent)
Sally was out last night, she was the only stranger there. John, the new worker, certainly had the goods last night, he is so good to have in the field. Poor Sally, she seems so soft but yet willing to stay on the outside. If she made her choice it would then be a devided home. I think if she keeps coming, she will be touched eventually. You know that George was coming out for a while but has stopped.
Does this mean:
Sally was out drinking in a bar where she knew no one at all until she met John who brought by the weed that he has been growing on the farm where he was recently employed. It is really good stuff. I feel sorry for Sally, she’s not very atheletic yet she insists on doing outdoor activities She’s got the City to approve her plan to make her home into a Duplex but she hasn’t recorded the plat. If she keeps (whatever) she will probaly go insane. You know her boyfreind George, who was becoming openly gay has now changed his mind.
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Post by too much caffeine or on Aug 17, 2007 11:28:25 GMT -5
I think it is you who has sampling the weed. ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2007 11:28:28 GMT -5
Breakfast conversation (the names have been changed to protect the innocent) Sally was out last night, she was the only stranger there. John, the new worker, certainly had the goods last night, he is so good to have in the field. Poor Sally, she seems so soft but yet willing to stay on the outside. If she made her choice it would then be a devided home. I think if she keeps coming, she will be touched eventually. You know that George was coming out for a while but has stopped. Does this mean: Sally was out drinking in a bar where she knew no one at all until she met John who brought by the weed that he has been growing on the farm where he was recently employed. It is really good stuff. I feel sorry for Sally, she’s not very atheletic yet she insists on doing outdoor activities She’s got the City to approve her plan to make her home into a Duplex but she hasn’t recorded the plat. If she keeps (whatever) she will probaly go insane. You know her boyfreind George, who was becoming openly gay has now changed his mind. No, but it is a wonderful example of the smuggness and exclusive self-righteousness that leavens the 2x2 lump.
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Post by mirror at ya on Aug 17, 2007 11:30:30 GMT -5
No, but it is a wonderful example of the smuggness and exclusive self-righteousness that leavens the 2x2 lump. Would that be similar to the smugness of an ex-worker who would use the phrase "leavens the 2x2 lump" rather than talking in plain English?
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Post by no name on Aug 17, 2007 11:34:45 GMT -5
No, but it is a wonderful example of the smuggness and exclusive self-righteousness that leavens the 2x2 lump. Would that be similar to the smugness of an ex-worker who would use the phrase "leavens the 2x2 lump" rather than talking in plain English? Quite so! EYC, your post made me LOL! That was funny.
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Post by ranman77007 on Aug 17, 2007 11:36:56 GMT -5
ding ding.... back to your corners.... get ready for round 2.... interpret that..hehe
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Post by diet coke on Aug 17, 2007 12:24:29 GMT -5
ROFL!! eyc wins post-of-the-month. Like good humor, it brings an immediate chuckle and then, hidden deep inside, leaves a message that makes you think.
In a different world than mine, this interpretation is just as valid and caring as my interpretation in my world.
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Post by What I heard on Aug 17, 2007 12:47:11 GMT -5
Sally was out last night, she was the only stranger there. John, the new worker, certainly had the goods last night, he is so good to have in the field. Poor Sally, she seems so soft but yet willing to stay on the outside. If she made her choice it would then be a divided home. I think if she keeps coming, she will be touched eventually. You know that George was coming out for a while but has stopped.
Sally went out last night. Everybody was friends, but poor Sally was the only one who didn't know anyone. John, a new employee who was also out.... brought some drugs along. They enjoy working with him. (Perhaps because he gets them all high). Sally is a nice person but can not really relate to the people around here. Therefore, she had difficulty fitting in. Perhaps she is seeing someone there that she shouldn't be. Is she cheating on her husband? If she acted on her feelings she would be a home wrecking. If she keeps hanging with these particularly crowd she will cheat eventually. George (her current husband) is struggling with being a homosexual. He wants to come out of the closet, but is afraid of the consequences, so he keeps it all in.
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Post by ranman77007 on Aug 17, 2007 15:32:31 GMT -5
Sally was out last night, she was the only stranger there. John, the new worker, certainly had the goods last night, he is so good to have in the field. Poor Sally, she seems so soft but yet willing to stay on the outside. If she made her choice it would then be a divided home. I think if she keeps coming, she will be touched eventually. You know that George was coming out for a while but has stopped.Sally made it to gospel meeting last night. she was the only one not professing there. the new worker sure spoke with the Spirit, it so nice having him in our area...Sally sure seems to have a soft heart, yet she is not yet ready to make her choice to follow Jesus, maybe she has fears about living in a home where the others would not be sharing the same beliefs. i think that if she keeps coming to meetings, that God will eventually win her heart. you know that George was coming to meetings for a while, but has not been lately. i had no trouble understanding it. maybe you folks have missed too many breakfasts. (does anyone need it translated into spanish?)
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Post by Sylvestra on Aug 17, 2007 16:05:42 GMT -5
Sally was out last night, she was the only stranger there. John, the new worker, certainly had the goods last night, he is so good to have in the field. Poor Sally, she seems so soft but yet willing to stay on the outside. If she made her choice it would then be a divided home. I think if she keeps coming, she will be touched eventually. You know that George was coming out for a while but has stopped.Sally made it to gospel meeting last night. she was the only one not professing there. the new worker sure spoke with the Spirit, it so nice having him in our area...Sally sure seems to have a soft heart, yet she is not yet ready to make her choice to follow Jesus, maybe she has fears about living in a home where the others would not be sharing the same beliefs. i think that if she keeps coming to meetings, that God will eventually win her heart. you know that George was coming to meetings for a while, but has not been lately. i had no trouble understanding it. maybe you folks have missed too many breakfasts. (does anyone need it translated into spanish?) Yes, crd, I could also understand it. But it needs to be translated for Christians who don't go to the F & W meetings. But, I guess you really already know that, huh? Edy
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Post by Listening to the workers on Aug 17, 2007 17:36:49 GMT -5
Sally was out last night, she was the only stranger there. John, the new worker, certainly had the goods last night, he is so good to have in the field. Poor Sally, she seems so soft but yet willing to stay on the outside. If she made her choice it would then be a devided home. I think if she keeps coming, she will be touched eventually. You know that George was coming out for a while but has stopped.
Sally passed out in one of the bedrooms last night. She was the only one there that John, that new construction worker, hadn't had yet. He was plastered too, and hot as hell. He drug her outside. He likes it on the grass. It makes him even hotter. She came to, just as hot and ready as him. She wanted him to make it last but he was already done. Or was he? Turns out, he had a trick or two up his sleeve. She kept coming until she could no more. She was touched. It was quite a thing to watch. I got tired of coming and stopped.
-George
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Post by Matt on Aug 17, 2007 17:46:27 GMT -5
Brilliant eyc. d**n brilliant!
We sure could do with a little bit more of that around here ...
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Post by IDontGetIt on Aug 17, 2007 18:08:01 GMT -5
Sally passed out in one of the bedrooms last night. She was the only one there that John, that new construction worker, hadn't had yet. He was plastered too, and hot as hell. He drug her outside. He likes it on the grass. It makes him even hotter. She came to, just as hot and ready as him. She wanted him to make it last but he was already done. Or was he? Turns out, he had a trick or two up his sleeve. She kept coming until she could no more. She was touched. It was quite a thing to watch. I got tired of coming and stopped. -George I don't get it? Could someone please explain more graphically?
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Post by recentarriver on Aug 17, 2007 18:35:54 GMT -5
Breakfast conversation (the names have been changed to protect the innocent) Sally was out last night, she was the only stranger there. John, the new worker, certainly had the goods last night, he is so good to have in the field. Poor Sally, she seems so soft but yet willing to stay on the outside. If she made her choice it would then be a devided home. I think if she keeps coming, she will be touched eventually. You know that George was coming out for a while but has stopped. Does this mean: Sally was out drinking in a bar where she knew no one at all until she met John who brought by the weed that he has been growing on the farm where he was recently employed. It is really good stuff. I feel sorry for Sally, she’s not very atheletic yet she insists on doing outdoor activities She’s got the City to approve her plan to make her home into a Duplex but she hasn’t recorded the plat. If she keeps (whatever) she will probaly go insane. You know her boyfreind George, who was becoming openly gay has now changed his mind. EYC I am afraid your thread is going down the drain but I just wanted to say thanks for what you posted. It's good for everyone to have a chance to laugh at themself occasionally. You're right on target that within the 2x2 fellowship we have ldeveloped our own secret codes and means of communication. Good illustration you created of this. RA
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Post by sec on Aug 19, 2007 0:48:36 GMT -5
how true...some of us are shocked at EYC's stroke of comedic genius.
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Post by eyc on Aug 19, 2007 10:31:41 GMT -5
Ok.. shoo all you perverts and meanies, out of my thread. Gee, I took a day off and the content belongs in something porclain. It was just meant to be funny, something this crowd could use... you wouldn't be shocked at the comedy if you knew me, just the genius. hmm maybe you do Anyway what about all the deep thinkers on here, are you going to let my little thread die. What about the broken home part, I am enduring one.. my wife is singing hynms to me while I try to be a open minded ex poster.
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Post by ithascome on Aug 19, 2007 11:53:14 GMT -5
Yep the 2x2s are a bunch of Wildtalkers.
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