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Apr 6, 2015 1:37:28 GMT -5
Post by dmmichgood on Apr 6, 2015 1:37:28 GMT -5
My understanding that Jewish pogroms were about race, not religion. And the Final Solution was about race, not religion as many, if not most, of the European Jews were not Orthodox, or even religious, at all. Simply put, God had placed a curse upon the Jew But as I mentioned here before, the promise of God was that in the latter day when that curse would be upon the Gentile, the Jews would be called out of the countries that had been their "graves." Geeze, bert, I've told you before, -you need to study some history!
Doesn't look as if you have taken my wise advise yet!
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Apr 6, 2015 1:44:42 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2015 1:44:42 GMT -5
Now Dimmichgood, adding such inane, unsupported, undefined comments in the humor thread might be seen by some as a joke. There's a new thread on this now titled "Are there Jews? Are they God's people?"
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Apr 6, 2015 2:26:20 GMT -5
Post by dmmichgood on Apr 6, 2015 2:26:20 GMT -5
Now Dimmichgood, adding such inane, unsupported, undefined comments in the humor thread might be seen by some as a joke. There's a new thread on this now titled "Are there Jews? Are they God's people?" Well some people didn't seem to find your post on the Humor thread very "funny."My response to your post may have sounded "inane, unsupported, undefined" that "you needed to study some history!"
However, it looks as it had it's effect, YOU took my advise!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 16:22:22 GMT -5
Two former Truth members are talking together "I see someone has come out with a book detailing other Truther churches before Irvine and his cohorts!" "Yes, sad really. But we still have CSA!"
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Apr 10, 2015 13:57:53 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Apr 10, 2015 13:57:53 GMT -5
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Apr 10, 2015 14:02:10 GMT -5
Post by Greg on Apr 10, 2015 14:02:10 GMT -5
Two former Truth members are talking together "I see someone has come out with a book detailing other Truther churches before Irvine and his cohorts!" "Yes, sad really. But we still have CSA!" Other Truther churches. That is funnny!! What is a Truth member?
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Post by xna on Apr 10, 2015 19:24:35 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Apr 10, 2015 19:26:19 GMT -5
That one nearly crossed the over the line.
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Apr 10, 2015 19:36:35 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Apr 10, 2015 19:36:35 GMT -5
That one nearly crossed the over the line. Sometimes not getting the joke turns out to be a compliment.
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Apr 10, 2015 19:37:24 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Apr 10, 2015 19:37:24 GMT -5
Two former Truth members are talking together "I see someone has come out with a book detailing other Truther churches before Irvine and his cohorts!" "Yes, sad really. But we still have CSA!" Other Truther churches. That is funnny!! What is a Truth member? Maybe a JW?
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Post by xna on Apr 10, 2015 20:25:48 GMT -5
That one nearly crossed the over the line. Sometimes not getting the joke turns out to be a compliment.
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Post by xna on Apr 10, 2015 20:33:01 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Apr 11, 2015 16:09:39 GMT -5
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Apr 11, 2015 17:45:44 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Apr 11, 2015 17:45:44 GMT -5
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and to send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied: "Yes. 'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman or Govenor."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 17:57:15 GMT -5
Hey!! Was that God's explanation to Job?
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Post by xna on Apr 11, 2015 18:45:38 GMT -5
Hey!! Was that God's explanation to Job? That's what Job said to his first kids too.
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Apr 12, 2015 21:32:26 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Apr 12, 2015 21:32:26 GMT -5
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Apr 12, 2015 21:32:55 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Apr 12, 2015 21:32:55 GMT -5
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Apr 12, 2015 21:42:44 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Apr 12, 2015 21:42:44 GMT -5
Nuggets of life:
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm older here's what I 've discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it? 7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. 8. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant; the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 9. I wish the buck really did stop here . I sure could use a few of them. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom. 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. 15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut, and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after". 19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded. 20. HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 2:10:11 GMT -5
A chaplain is having a home visit with an elderly couple. "And how long have you two been married?" "Sixty five years!" said the lady "And what's the secret to your long marriage?" asked the chaplain. "Well, when we got married we agreed that I would take care of the little things and he would take care of the big things." "And how did that work out?" "Well I take care of the kids, house, mortgage, holidays etc.. and he takes care of world poverty, hunger and climate change."
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Apr 13, 2015 2:12:28 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Apr 13, 2015 2:12:28 GMT -5
A chaplain is having a home visit with an elderly couple. "And how long have you two been married?" "Sixty five years!" said the lady "And what's the secret to your long marriage?" asked the chaplain. "Well, when we got married we agreed that I would take care of the little things and he would take care of the big things." "And how did that work out?" "Well I take care of the kids, house, mortgage, holidays etc.. and he takes care of world poverty, hunger and climate change." The longer I think about this the funnier it gets.
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Apr 13, 2015 2:14:06 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Apr 13, 2015 2:14:06 GMT -5
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Apr 13, 2015 2:15:20 GMT -5
Post by Mary on Apr 13, 2015 2:15:20 GMT -5
Bert is always funny. I rarely take him seriously but must admit he has started getting more serious these days. It must be age creeping up on him.
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Apr 13, 2015 5:08:11 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 5:08:11 GMT -5
Ah Bob! You have to be quick to spot this one, very funny!
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Post by xna on Apr 13, 2015 20:20:55 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Apr 14, 2015 20:08:34 GMT -5
Reminds me of what I read earlier this week about not hiring atheists to fly their planes because 'who would want a pilot that didn't believe in hell'
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