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Feb 16, 2015 23:42:37 GMT -5
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Post by CherieKropp on Feb 17, 2015 13:35:13 GMT -5
The Question: WHY?
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers large fries and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why does the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
Why cant women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do practice?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isnt there mouse flavored cat food?
Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Post by BobWilliston on Feb 18, 2015 21:56:32 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Feb 19, 2015 12:26:36 GMT -5
Ash Wednesday
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Post by xna on Feb 19, 2015 15:36:01 GMT -5
... Attachments:
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Post by BobWilliston on Feb 19, 2015 17:15:25 GMT -5
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Feb 19, 2015 17:30:07 GMT -5
Post by dmmichgood on Feb 19, 2015 17:30:07 GMT -5
Absolutely true!
Once we are have been fooled I guess that it hurts our pride to admit that we have been fooled.
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Feb 21, 2015 12:16:56 GMT -5
Post by xna on Feb 21, 2015 12:16:56 GMT -5
Mother Russia
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Post by xna on Feb 21, 2015 16:26:06 GMT -5
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Feb 21, 2015 18:15:18 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Feb 21, 2015 18:15:18 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Feb 21, 2015 18:17:15 GMT -5
We already have our urn boxes ready.
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Feb 21, 2015 18:21:42 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Feb 21, 2015 18:21:42 GMT -5
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Post by Gene on Feb 21, 2015 18:30:49 GMT -5
We already have our urn boxes ready. Don't forget to make arrangements for the smoke. Some like hickory or apple -- I've arranged for Mesquite. If you don't specify what you want, they'll use leftover pine 2x4s from a construction site. You don't want all that pine resin seeping into your pores. Very bad for the complexion.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2015 19:47:27 GMT -5
Re 2x4's for a cremation. Would Workers prefer 2x2's for their cremation?
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Post by xna on Feb 22, 2015 19:34:45 GMT -5
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Feb 23, 2015 19:13:23 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Feb 23, 2015 19:13:23 GMT -5
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Feb 23, 2015 19:22:06 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Feb 23, 2015 19:22:06 GMT -5
Praise the Lard.
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Feb 23, 2015 19:32:13 GMT -5
Post by Gene on Feb 23, 2015 19:32:13 GMT -5
Do tatoo artists have to pass a literasy test?
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Feb 23, 2015 19:37:43 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Feb 23, 2015 19:37:43 GMT -5
Do tatoo artists have to pass a literasy test? I'm sometimes shocked at how high one can go without a literacy test.
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Post by BobWilliston on Feb 23, 2015 19:38:15 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Feb 23, 2015 22:53:15 GMT -5
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Feb 23, 2015 22:56:25 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Feb 23, 2015 22:56:25 GMT -5
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Feb 24, 2015 3:51:29 GMT -5
Post by dmmichgood on Feb 24, 2015 3:51:29 GMT -5
Good one. Took me a bit to get it!
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Post by CherieKropp on Feb 24, 2015 22:32:10 GMT -5
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Feb 24, 2015 23:01:37 GMT -5
Post by Mary on Feb 24, 2015 23:01:37 GMT -5
Looks like even phones evolve.
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Feb 25, 2015 22:53:39 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Feb 25, 2015 22:53:39 GMT -5
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Feb 27, 2015 3:01:14 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 3:01:14 GMT -5
In a parallel universe William Irvine invented his own religion, wrote his own holy book and canonized as saint his own Workers. Some former members of the Irvinists got on the TMB to share grievances. "All they do is talk about 1897!" "Irvine this, Irvine that..." "Why do we have to listen to Workers talk about themselves?" "I didn't know Jesus' followers were called Irvinists!" and "Yes, if they were the real Truth they wouldn't talk about Irvine, or the Workers. They would only talk about Jesus!"
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Post by fred on Feb 27, 2015 3:39:50 GMT -5
In a parallel universe William Irvine invented his own religion, wrote his own holy book and canonized as saint his own Workers. Some former members of the Irvinists got on the TMB to share grievances. "All they do is talk about 1897!" "Irvine this, Irvine that..." "Why do we have to listen to Workers talk about themselves?" "I didn't know Jesus' followers were called Irvinists!" and "Yes, if they were the real Truth they wouldn't talk about Irvine, or the Workers. They would only talk about Jesus!" Whilst this is meant to be humour (I think), it is just arrant nonsense and gobbledegook. Usually, the truth is pretty simple and once you tell it a few times it doesn't hurt at all. In telling it would go like this: In the very late 1800's several men became disenchanted with established religion and felt the need to be more like the early Christian church. A man called William Irvine became their leader and they built upon many principles they perceived in the New Testament. They were also influenced by their own previous spiritual experiences. The group they founded persists today and is sometimes known as Christian Conventions, The Truth or the 2x2's. There you go, historically correct and nothing to be ashamed of. The shame arises when leaders try to imply that the group is from the beginning.
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