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Dec 12, 2014 23:04:03 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Dec 12, 2014 23:04:03 GMT -5
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Post by déjà vu on Dec 12, 2014 23:07:00 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Dec 13, 2014 17:43:08 GMT -5
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Dec 13, 2014 18:19:46 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Dec 13, 2014 18:19:46 GMT -5
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Dec 14, 2014 21:34:11 GMT -5
Post by déjà vu on Dec 14, 2014 21:34:11 GMT -5
British Humour
[Is that redundant? or an oxymoron?]
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .
Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.
Iraq , Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
The USA is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
GREAT BRITAIN , not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.
God Bless GREAT BRITAIN , damn those Brits are smart!
Someone put a lot of thought into this!
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Dec 16, 2014 18:41:13 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Dec 16, 2014 18:41:13 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Dec 16, 2014 19:00:27 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Dec 16, 2014 19:03:00 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Dec 17, 2014 15:35:52 GMT -5
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Dec 17, 2014 19:12:37 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Dec 17, 2014 19:12:37 GMT -5
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Post by dmmichgood on Dec 17, 2014 20:43:30 GMT -5
Now, I really like that one about slavery or shellfish.
It really is one that makes a lot of sense.
Just think about it. Where were they going to get shellfish in the middle of their 40 year trek in a desert anyway? So, it was no burden to not be able to eat something that they didn't have anyway.
But slavery, -well they did need a lot of help trekking in all that wilderness. So why would they want to ban slavery?
After all, they made their "God" in their image. It should be a "God" that cared about them shouldn't it?
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Dec 17, 2014 22:54:11 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2014 22:54:11 GMT -5
Why stop at shellfish or slavery? Why not divorce? Jesus was challenged on his anti-divorce position and the Jews reminded him divorce was a part of the Old Testament law (just like shellfish and slavery.) Jesus said something interesting - this law was there "because of the fathers, but from the beginning it was not meant to be." So it complicated. And isn't it in Revelations where we read "Whosoever leads into slavery will be led into slavery."
It's interesting that people will accuse the bible of condoning slavery but reject the gentleness of Christ as something weak. Or as Dawkins put it, "milksop."
Sorry if this is all off-topic.
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Dec 18, 2014 1:57:39 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Dec 18, 2014 1:57:39 GMT -5
Why stop at shellfish or slavery? Why not divorce? Jesus was challenged on his anti-divorce position and the Jews reminded him divorce was a part of the Old Testament law (just like shellfish and slavery.) Jesus said something interesting - this law was there "because of the fathers, but from the beginning it was not meant to be." So it complicated. And isn't it in Revelations where we read "Whosoever leads into slavery will be led into slavery." It's interesting that people will accuse the bible of condoning slavery but reject the gentleness of Christ as something weak. Or as Dawkins put it, "milksop." Sorry if this is all off-topic. Paul apparently disagreed with Jesus on the matter of slavery. But, of course, that might constitute humor as well.
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Dec 18, 2014 1:58:08 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Dec 18, 2014 1:58:08 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Dec 18, 2014 14:59:31 GMT -5
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Dec 18, 2014 20:13:37 GMT -5
Post by snow on Dec 18, 2014 20:13:37 GMT -5
LOL like that was Christ's birth day anyway! People really do need to study more.
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Dec 18, 2014 23:32:04 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 23:32:04 GMT -5
The thing about Jesus of course is the claim he was an historic person, also nearly every one of the Old Testament authors wrote of him. This is argument by false comparison.
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Dec 19, 2014 0:39:52 GMT -5
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Post by dmmichgood on Dec 19, 2014 0:39:52 GMT -5
The thing about Jesus of course is the claim he was an historic person, also nearly every one of the Old Testament authors wrote of him.This is argument by false comparison. They didn't really write about him, but some people do insist that they did!
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Dec 19, 2014 1:55:12 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Dec 19, 2014 1:55:12 GMT -5
Jesus is the one they have the wrong date for.
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Dec 19, 2014 11:39:55 GMT -5
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Post by déjà vu on Dec 19, 2014 11:39:55 GMT -5
Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!' Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !' The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....' Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !' Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?' The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.' Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.' When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, 'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.' She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...' Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ......it's a good ting we didn't use WD-40.
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Dec 19, 2014 23:07:36 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Dec 19, 2014 23:07:36 GMT -5
Paterson, New Jersey school sign:
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Dec 19, 2014 23:36:14 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2014 23:36:14 GMT -5
Paterson, New Jersey school sign: i read that it actually got the principle fired...
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Dec 20, 2014 0:17:10 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Dec 20, 2014 0:17:10 GMT -5
Paterson, New Jersey school sign: i read that it actually got the principle fired... I saw that too. It's remarkable ... some people think incompetent teachers can't be fired.
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Dec 21, 2014 0:49:31 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Dec 21, 2014 0:49:31 GMT -5
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Post by dmmichgood on Dec 21, 2014 1:52:32 GMT -5
You may not have reached that age yet, Bob, but let me assure that bit of humor is real at my age!
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Post by BobWilliston on Dec 21, 2014 19:14:42 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Dec 21, 2014 19:45:13 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Dec 22, 2014 0:44:20 GMT -5
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