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Post by xna on Oct 2, 2014 17:19:43 GMT -5
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Post by déjà vu on Oct 2, 2014 21:25:17 GMT -5
> There was a knock > on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find > a young, well-dressed man standing there who > said:"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's > Witness." So I said "Come in and sit > down." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee > and asked "What do you want to talk about?" > He said, "Haven't got a clue.... Nobody ever let me > in before."
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Oct 6, 2014 7:40:04 GMT -5
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Oct 6, 2014 9:08:44 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Oct 7, 2014 23:25:19 GMT -5
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Oct 8, 2014 18:33:19 GMT -5
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Post by faune on Oct 8, 2014 22:31:05 GMT -5
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Oct 9, 2014 22:12:26 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Oct 9, 2014 22:12:26 GMT -5
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Post by faune on Oct 10, 2014 17:52:41 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Oct 10, 2014 19:15:10 GMT -5
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Oct 10, 2014 20:34:14 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Oct 10, 2014 21:56:17 GMT -5
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Post by CherieKropp on Oct 12, 2014 12:27:20 GMT -5
School Excuses:
“My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
“Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
"Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st, 32nd, and also 33rd."
"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
“Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
“Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."
“Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak."
“Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust." “Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
“Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We didn’t get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
“Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
“My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
“Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
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Oct 14, 2014 1:26:57 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Oct 14, 2014 1:26:57 GMT -5
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Oct 14, 2014 21:43:50 GMT -5
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Oct 17, 2014 16:33:48 GMT -5
Post by xna on Oct 17, 2014 16:33:48 GMT -5
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Oct 17, 2014 18:10:39 GMT -5
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Oct 17, 2014 20:43:01 GMT -5
Post by faune on Oct 17, 2014 20:43:01 GMT -5
Xna ~ Was our alien friend Cmdr Val Thor in disguise? I thought you posted that one especially for Nathan.
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Post by xna on Oct 17, 2014 20:52:14 GMT -5
Xna ~ Was our alien friend Cmdr Val Thor in disguise? I thought you posted that one especially for Nathan.
I expected a story from Nathan
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Post by xna on Oct 17, 2014 20:53:19 GMT -5
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Oct 18, 2014 13:18:40 GMT -5
Post by faune on Oct 18, 2014 13:18:40 GMT -5
As a supporter of conversion therapy for gays and his very own clinic, I believe this visual of Marcus Bachman gives him away?
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Oct 18, 2014 15:51:33 GMT -5
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Oct 19, 2014 17:16:16 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Oct 19, 2014 17:16:16 GMT -5
From my Jewish brother in law:
Good Jewish Medical Advice Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old... 1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day. 2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body. 3. F***ing refreshes you. 4. After F***ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids. 5. Try f***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy. 6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels. SO, REMEMBER .. Fasting is good for your health and may God cleanse your dirty mind...
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Oct 19, 2014 18:20:26 GMT -5
Post by déjà vu on Oct 19, 2014 18:20:26 GMT -5
Fasting is good for your health and may God cleanse your dirty mind...
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Oct 19, 2014 20:29:17 GMT -5
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