NB Jr from Arkansas
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Post by NB Jr from Arkansas on Jan 13, 2004 2:27:04 GMT -5
OK "friends" here it is. The official NB thread.
Enjoy! ;D
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Post by hahhahaha on Jan 13, 2004 2:28:20 GMT -5
This will be good! ;D
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Post by nb from portland on Jan 13, 2004 2:31:07 GMT -5
I'm game!
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NB from Tongatapu Tonga
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Post by NB from Tongatapu Tonga on Jan 13, 2004 2:41:26 GMT -5
Let me introduce myself! I Nangalupohewe Balaroweewe from be-au-tifal island of Tongatapu, Tonga. I eating dinner right now and enjoying a be-au-tifal sunset.
I realized that someone on board used my initials and want to know why? I am only worker and friend on my island. No Overseer! Please come here visit sometime so we can have convention!
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Post by bn on Jan 13, 2004 4:09:53 GMT -5
By your coconuts you are know
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JohnH
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Post by JohnH on Jan 13, 2004 12:41:10 GMT -5
By your coconuts you are know What about the "Once Mango Always Mango" religious group? I suppose you "Cococuts-Only" people consider them outside the realm of salvation?
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Post by Nb from Porlandia on Jan 13, 2004 14:30:18 GMT -5
John H- you are not allowed to post here! You are not one of us NB's.
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Post by nb from portland on Jan 13, 2004 14:53:39 GMT -5
Nb from porlandia-
Where is that? Here in Portland we have a statue called "Portlandia".
Are all of us NB's going to have a conference? Will Nathan be invited?
Do we have to have a government? Can we nominated some onefor president?
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Post by bn to john on Jan 13, 2004 15:18:27 GMT -5
What about the "Once Mango Always Mango" religious group? I suppose you "Cococuts-Only" people consider them outside the realm of salvation? ********************************************* John by your fruits you are know ;D
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NB from Bundibogya Uganda
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Post by NB from Bundibogya Uganda on Jan 13, 2004 15:26:17 GMT -5
Jambo! Mzuri? My name is Namasagali Busembatia and I live in village. There are not many "friends" here. I become friend when I in USA to go to school many years ago. My landlord was elder and I forced to go to meeting every week. Soon I just profess. Get him off my back.
Now, many years later I am back in Uganda. I get on computer in library and read meessages. I still wonder why I had bad lucky to live with elder. I no longer "profess". I go to Church of Uganda. We are Anglican and believe the bible rather than man's teaching.
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Post by NBJohnH on Jan 13, 2004 15:30:07 GMT -5
********************************************* John by your fruits you are know ;D You exclusivist you!!! In His Love, JohnH P.S. hehehe...this is fun!
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Post by NB on Jan 13, 2004 15:44:41 GMT -5
I am the official NB. Thought I would say Hi!
;D ;D ;D
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Post by The real one on Jan 13, 2004 15:59:10 GMT -5
The Real NB is no longer using NB handles to post on this message board ever again!. so, now the readers will know your Official NB is NOT the real NB. Nice initials, though. I was going to registered but now since you took it then I can't. Just kidding.
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Post by nb from oregon on Jan 13, 2004 16:03:10 GMT -5
Alright!!!!! the official NB!!! Our fearless leader!!!!
I am requesting, though, that we take a vote: Is bn allowed on this site?
I vote yay. I think he's dyslexic.
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NB from Forgetsville ID
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Post by NB from Forgetsville ID on Jan 13, 2004 16:03:19 GMT -5
The Real NB is no longer using NB handles to post on this message board ever again!. so, now the readers will know your Official NB is NOT the real NB. Nice initials, though. I was going to registered but now since you took it then I can't. Just kidding. This is all so confoundedly confusing! So many NB's and non of em are the real me! Doggonite!
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nb from Portland Oregon
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Post by nb from Portland Oregon on Jan 13, 2004 17:05:08 GMT -5
This is all so confoundedly confusing! So many NB's and non of em are the real me! Doggonite! sufferin' from an identity crisis?
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Post by bn on Jan 13, 2004 17:18:55 GMT -5
Alright!!!!! the official NB!!! Our fearless leader!!!! I am requesting, though, that we take a vote: Is bn allowed on this site? I vote yay. I think he's dyslexic. no! i don't dribble ;D
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Post by JohnH on Jan 13, 2004 17:20:43 GMT -5
Who said anything about Basketball?
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Post by slow to see on Jan 13, 2004 20:34:43 GMT -5
I just got another revelation. You guys are ALL false, and so therefore I will NOT join this conference, because you have taken a name- you are supposed to at least SAY we take no name, even if you sorta but not really somehow do, and then I would also profess to be an NB. I am suspicios though , you guys have a founder. Who is he? Or is he just a finder- at least he's not a loser, like me. Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most, so now I just depend on minute by minute revelations and such. oh, oh, I think another revelation's coming now, awwwwww, sorry, no luck this time. Does the conference ONLY allow Americans like the name suggests or can Canucks also be grafted in? Then you REALLY would have a chosen people group..... YEAH Canada- NB's of CANADA - subdivision of NBOAC LTD. Could you change the doctrine to allow "losers" to take part in your meetings or what do you call the church getogethers- potlucks , fruitchecking for ripeness gathering........ ? Do you believe in excommunication or shunning if you can't answer the skill testing questions correctly? I know, sorry about many questions , BUT I don't want to get sucked in again and again. Yours untruly, Alvin ( NB-not bad, not basketball, ) Kroeker
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NBs Overseer Worker
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Post by NBs Overseer Worker on Jan 13, 2004 21:21:38 GMT -5
nb, I've had it up to here with you. Your website is atrocious and we cannot have people going out in public with the Truth except for us workers. Please see to it that your website does not represent the official workers or you will fall from favor. Sorry to discipline you this way, but you know we are excommunicating people over the phone nowadays. Cheers.
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Post by nilylo bilylo on Jan 14, 2004 0:07:49 GMT -5
let's see...
dresses for women... check
hair up in buns..... check
man-made traditions....check
no accountability.... check
made-up history.... check
everyone having the same freakin' initials.... check-check
signed,
NoBody
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Post by nKim bKim on Jan 14, 2004 1:58:03 GMT -5
nilylo bilylo,
Have I met you before? Like somewhere in the Philipines? Your initials seem familiar! ;D
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NB from Tombstone AZ
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Post by NB from Tombstone AZ on Jan 14, 2004 2:10:40 GMT -5
I just got another revelation. You guys are ALL false, and so therefore I will NOT join this conference, because you have taken a name- you are supposed to at least SAY we take no name, even if you sorta but not really somehow do, and then I would also profess to be an NB. I am suspicios though , you guys have a founder. Who is he? Or is he just a finder- at least he's not a loser, like me. Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most, so now I just depend on minute by minute revelations and such. oh, oh, I think another revelation's coming now, awwwwww, sorry, no luck this time. Does the conference ONLY allow Americans like the name suggests or can Canucks also be grafted in? Then you REALLY would have a chosen people group..... YEAH Canada- NB's of CANADA - subdivision of NBOAC LTD. Could you change the doctrine to allow "losers" to take part in your meetings or what do you call the church getogethers- potlucks , fruitchecking for ripeness gathering........ ? Do you believe in excommunication or shunning if you can't answer the skill testing questions correctly? I know, sorry about many questions , BUT I don't want to get sucked in again and again. Yours untruly, Alvin ( NB-not bad, not basketball, ) Kroeker Alvin, I take offense from your post! In it you dogmatically make claims that you can't back up either scripturally or historically. If you would only use exegenetical reading of your history book you would see where you have "lost out." HOWEVER, if you keep your mouth shut and NEVER...repeat NEVER, question your fearless leader NB we will accept you into "the way." We feel that whoever started this link was too firm in their belief that ONLY United States Citizens can be "NB's" and we have since excommunicated this person from "the fold." So now we believe that Canadians can also join. Also, I think we are thinking about letting in those fellows from Tonga or was it Uganda??? They seem so lonely! Irregardless, we are evolving as a religion...you know...slowly changing. Sinceererely (or something like that), Needa Beany
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Post by bn on Jan 14, 2004 16:18:18 GMT -5
Who said anything about Basketball? from the mouth ;D you clown ;D for people who are not on the level ;D
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NB from Enderbe Antarctica
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Post by NB from Enderbe Antarctica on Jan 14, 2004 22:05:08 GMT -5
HI,
Me NB from Enderbe in deep cold. I get here long time. Many, many moons ago. Me come with only faith. It so cold but do have food. We dig up old bones from prehistoric man place. We find old markings show two people standing. They pointing to heaven. Must go no to dig Ice brick for door.
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Post by nb from Portlandia on Jan 15, 2004 1:49:46 GMT -5
My goodness NB from Antartica! The cold! Do you ever bump into any of the guys or gals that are stationed down yonder? Has anyone heard from the official, registered, NB, our fearless leader? I'm trying to make vacation plans for the NB's of America conference. When and where will it be? Will there be discount lodging? Anyone have any ideas of the type of activities we will get to do? Are NB offspring allowed?
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Post by NB the First on Jan 15, 2004 1:51:38 GMT -5
Only if you promise they're not inbred!
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Post by NB Vice Chancellor on Jan 15, 2004 2:21:23 GMT -5
I realize that there is much controversy on this thread concerning where we should meet. Some are saying one thing and others are saying something else. Brother and sister NB's we MUST stay united!
I propose that we have our first convention located in a region that all NB's can get to. It seems most logical to me to hold it on the west coast near the greatest concentration of NB's here in the North American continent. How about North Bend, OR ? This way the neigh-boring NB's won't have as far to travel.
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