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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2018 23:01:38 GMT -5
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the naughty retirees’ behaviour that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is not good on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased....!
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.--
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2018 16:57:46 GMT -5
LOL....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2018 20:05:29 GMT -5
Make new friends, but keep the old ones.
The new are silver, but the old are gold.
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Post by magpie on Mar 14, 2018 18:57:02 GMT -5
Doing what you like is freedom Liking what you do is happiness. odb.org
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2018 4:13:59 GMT -5
SOMETHING LEFT.
Whatever life may take from you, Of joy, of hope or grace, This recompense must always stand, There's something left in place.
Although our eyes are tear-dimmed, And we're saddened for a space, Whatever life may take from us, There's something left in place.
To us the wisdom may not show, As anguish we must face, But bye and bye we come to feel, That something is in its place.
Time sets its healing hands to work, And some day we shall trace, The meaning clear, and we shall find, There's something in its place.
For every sorrow born must have, Its recompense and grace, Whatever life shall take from us, There's something left in place.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2018 23:40:47 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2018 5:02:51 GMT -5
Always remember that in the dust back to dust process, for a short period of time, you are a piece of improved dirt. This will always bring you back down to earth.
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Post by magpie on Mar 21, 2018 16:46:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2018 18:43:43 GMT -5
An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it. If you cannot be open-minded, then you do not possess your ideas, your ideas possess you. Only an open mind is big enough to contain the secrets of the universe.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2018 21:04:31 GMT -5
The essential lesson I've learned in life is to just be yourself. Treasure the magnificent being that you are and recognize first and foremost you're not here as a human being only. You're a spiritual being having a human experience. Wayne Dyer
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2018 15:34:12 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Apr 12, 2018 17:04:32 GMT -5
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Post by emy on Apr 13, 2018 15:25:13 GMT -5
Make new friends, but keep the old ones. The new are silver, but the old are gold. Love this... and so true.
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Post by emy on Apr 13, 2018 15:29:34 GMT -5
" Tell oh tell the wondrous story. Oh repeat it o'er again. How the Christ, forsaking glory,came to dwell 'mongst mortal men." ~ James Jardine
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2018 20:41:02 GMT -5
Sometimes we get down on our appearance. But on the bright side, whenever I have a choice of noses, I usually pick my own.
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Post by dmmichgood on Apr 18, 2018 4:46:02 GMT -5
Sometimes we get down on our appearance. But on the bright side, whenever I have a choice of noses, I usually pick my own. My Otolaryngologist tells me that I shouldn't pick my nose.
But I told her if god hadn't meant for me to pick my nose why did he/she make my finger a perfect fit to do so.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 9:18:04 GMT -5
Sometimes we get down on our appearance. But on the bright side, whenever I have a choice of noses, I usually pick my own. My Otolaryngologist tells me that I shouldn't pick my nose.
But I told her if god hadn't meant for me to pick my nose why did he/she make my finger a perfect fit to do so.
Now that's worthy of Ray Comfort! The fact that our finger fits our nose so well is testament to the creation itself! 😂😂😂
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Post by magpie on Apr 20, 2018 22:32:29 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Apr 21, 2018 16:19:30 GMT -5
I know this has been said before, but let's build bridges, not walls. Let's be loving, kind and compassionate. Hope everyone has a great weekend.
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Post by magpie on Apr 21, 2018 17:47:14 GMT -5
HI Snow,I had such white hair as a kid I was known as Snow,brother still calls me that,when I look in the mirror now,he still has reason to. Yes "GOD CREATED"regardless to how we want to see it,"GOD CREATED". Love Maggie
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Post by snow on Apr 22, 2018 12:16:21 GMT -5
HI Snow,I had such white hair as a kid I was known as Snow,brother still calls me that,when I look in the mirror now,he still has reason to. Yes "GOD CREATED"regardless to how we want to see it,"GOD CREATED". Love Maggie Me too. Not white again yet, but it's coming pretty soon I suppose! Take care Magpie!
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Post by magpie on Apr 29, 2018 18:38:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2018 16:11:21 GMT -5
Thanks Magpie, nothing better than sitting down and listening to hymns. My Wife and I do it most Sundays and enjoy so much. Sort of gave up the drink about 20 years ago, felt I had received more than my share. Still like an occasional Guiness. But you go right ahead, enjoy.
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Post by magpie on May 13, 2018 21:32:38 GMT -5
HI Redback and all. A little girl sitting on Nanna's knee,rubbed her Nanna's cheek. She then went about rubbing her own cheek. Nanna? Yes dear? Did God make you? Yes dear? Nanna did God make me? Yes dear? God is getting a lot better at it Nanna. Maggie. .
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Post by speak on May 13, 2018 21:45:19 GMT -5
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the naughty retirees’ behaviour that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is not good on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time. When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...' God was not pleased....! So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.-- Oh I'm sure yours got lost in the mail or even a hacker maybe
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Post by speak on May 13, 2018 21:47:10 GMT -5
Sometimes we get down on our appearance. But on the bright side, whenever I have a choice of noses, I usually pick my own. nice
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Post by speak on May 13, 2018 21:48:49 GMT -5
My Otolaryngologist tells me that I shouldn't pick my nose.
But I told her if god hadn't meant for me to pick my nose why did he/she make my finger a perfect fit to do so.
Now that's worthy of Ray Comfort! The fact that our finger fits our nose so well is testament to the creation itself! 😂😂😂 Went to school with him and his sister, sister was very nice
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Post by speak on May 13, 2018 21:49:56 GMT -5
I know this has been said before, but let's build bridges, not walls. Let's be loving, kind and compassionate. Hope everyone has a great weekend. A nice description of the Christ.
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