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Post by xna on Mar 23, 2020 19:48:42 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Mar 23, 2020 21:17:25 GMT -5
How do homeless preachers stay home?
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Mar 23, 2020 21:20:11 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Mar 23, 2020 21:20:11 GMT -5
How do homeless preachers stay home? In a refrigerator box on the top floor of a parking garage?
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Post by xna on Mar 23, 2020 22:29:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2020 22:31:35 GMT -5
LOL...keep them coming....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2020 4:44:47 GMT -5
For you Wally, enjoy.
George Burns quotes .
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” ― George Burns
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” ― George Burns
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ” ― George Burns
“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.” ― George Burns
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.” ― George Burns
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” ― George Burns
“Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.” ― George Burns
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ― George Burns
“I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. ” ― George Burns
“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.” ― George Burns
“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” ― George Burns
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.” ― George Burns
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” ― George Burns
“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.” ― George Burns
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.” ― George Burns
“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ” ― George Burns
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.” ― George Burns
“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. ” ― George Burns
“Young. Old. Just Words.” ― George Burns
“Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.” ― George Burns, Doctor Burns' Prescription for Happiness
“Say Goodnight Gracie.” ― George Burns
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” ― George Burns
“I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.” ― George Burns
“I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.” ― George Burns
“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. ” ― George Burns
“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.” ― George Burns
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Post by Annan on Mar 24, 2020 6:56:44 GMT -5
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Post by Annan on Mar 24, 2020 12:44:44 GMT -5
When I tried to log on just now, I got an error message that said something to the effect that an angry bear SORRY is the reason the forum isn't working just now. Made me howl!!
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Mar 24, 2020 14:07:38 GMT -5
Post by snow on Mar 24, 2020 14:07:38 GMT -5
When I tried to log on just now, I got an error message that said something to the effect that an angry bear SORRY is the reason the forum isn't working just now. Made me howl!! It happens from time to time.
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Post by xna on Mar 24, 2020 14:15:36 GMT -5
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Post by Annan on Mar 24, 2020 16:20:28 GMT -5
When I tried to log on just now, I got an error message that said something to the effect that an angry bear SORRY is the reason the forum isn't working just now. Made me howl!! It happens from time to time. I thought perhaps the bear got poked one too many times.
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Post by xna on Mar 25, 2020 9:08:32 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Mar 25, 2020 21:46:34 GMT -5
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Post by Annan on Mar 26, 2020 7:46:37 GMT -5
So, paper beats rock. You sure about that? Let's work it out. Hold a piece of paper in front of your face. I'll throw the rock.
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Post by xna on Mar 26, 2020 10:27:11 GMT -5
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Mar 26, 2020 14:56:55 GMT -5
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Post by Annan on Mar 26, 2020 14:56:55 GMT -5
For you, snow.
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Mar 26, 2020 16:13:07 GMT -5
Post by dmmichgood on Mar 26, 2020 16:13:07 GMT -5
It happens from time to time. I thought perhaps the bear got poked one too many times. I don't think so, -but then again, maybe, -because I get them quite often!
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Post by snow on Mar 26, 2020 19:34:46 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Mar 26, 2020 19:39:17 GMT -5
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Mar 27, 2020 11:07:13 GMT -5
via mobile
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Post by 1chinesewhispers on Mar 27, 2020 11:07:13 GMT -5
Bus 🚌 tails
I always signed on the number 1 bus route . The worst as it went from the HOOD TO THE HOOD . The worst non paying customers , oh my gosh . So it was a challenge to me I was seeking it out . It fed my addiction . Good times , funny times , scary times . But operations get to know about problem passengers .. we see them often and some make me sad .
It’s rush hour and the bus is full . My last stop is a crowd of people . I can take passengers till I cannot see my right side mirror . I open and they come . I am full and shut doors . The last man Chinese little man , older but I requested his pass . He pretends to not speak English . That he doesn’t understand stand . I think 💭 I asked 4 times and nothing . I look down at floor . Loudly I said , oh my who’s $50 dollars bill is that on the floor ? He looked down . These words escaped my mouth !?!$&)) Dude , you do speak English ! Get off my bus He did I left .
But had he said he had no money and it’s my job to collect a fare . I would have listened to your story and if not a regular person I know . Then I will decide . You lie , you walk crazy 😜 .
BusTails coming with stories coming from all North America Be safe everyone
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Mar 27, 2020 18:39:59 GMT -5
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Post by ant_rotten on Mar 27, 2020 20:06:17 GMT -5
I knew there was someone to blame for this!
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Post by ant_rotten on Mar 28, 2020 1:24:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2020 1:27:36 GMT -5
bump for a bug...
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Post by 1chinesewhispers on Mar 28, 2020 16:49:24 GMT -5
Bahaha My bestie’s husband is off the oxygen after surgery on Monday for his new lung . Humorous ? He has been placed on a drug and she was told he might have hallucinations . He is a bass player with great talent . So when they got to speak finally , she asked him how he was . He said Kym , I am vacuuming and cleaning my car . She said excellent can you please get better soon . The entire house needs cleaning 🧻
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