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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 13:34:34 GMT -5
I was sent a second hand copy of "Master of Desire" recently. It was found in hospital common room and has written on the inside cover "The author is a professing woman in America." Being male, this type of "romance" novel is hardly my genre. I have not read it, merely glanced through it and I would doubt that any truly professing woman would be behind such arousing, erotic, sensual, licentious authorship. More likely it is a loose "ex" who has succumbed to easy street by selling sex via the pen. After all the pen is....no don't join these two words. Forget I typed that....did I really not read it? Well it is mightier than the sword and there's plenty of swords in MoD. Anyway, be warned. Don't fall into the snare by thinking this was written by a professing woman. A woman of "profession," perhaps? Maybe the oldest profession in the world?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 13:58:03 GMT -5
It was a sister worker in the hospital who came across the book and sent it to me! She was not impressed, but shares my doubts.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 14:12:51 GMT -5
Well the sister worker removed the book from the common room book case. I think she got confused with Doug Parker's tome. She is a bit hard of hearing and thought she'd overheard one of the staff mention "The Secret Sect," when in fact the woman was referring to the "secret sex!"
Anyway, good things got cleared up quickly. Imagine the look on Doug's face if someone complimented him for "Master of Desire!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 14:20:51 GMT -5
Good point. I'm sure I did glance something about the hardening at the archeries, all to win a fair maiden's hand? Methinks you've read this book? Are you the author? Forsooth, ye must be!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 15:18:08 GMT -5
Ah TONGUES! What joy to hear the language of Heaven! Guid auld Scots wha hae, tae!
Aye, the buik wiz fund in a hoaspi-al in Ebirdeen, so it wiz. Ah'll tell ye, thon stuff's terrible. A' that hokey pokey stuff. How's patients ment tae recovir eftir readin a' thon. Ah'll tell ye, thon buik diznae leave muckle fur the imagination. A' thocht the authir wis "Major Cockstand," bit a' cuid be wrang? Or wiz it R. Stornoway? Naw he wrote "Nails on the Bannister!"
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Post by shushy on Jan 22, 2010 17:01:07 GMT -5
I love to hear a scot speak. My best friend was scot.
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Post by emy on Jan 22, 2010 17:03:54 GMT -5
I was sent a second hand copy of "Master of Desire" recently. It was found in hospital common room and has written on the inside cover "The author is a professing woman in America." Being male, this type of "romance" novel is hardly my genre. I have not read it, merely glanced through it and I would doubt that any truly professing woman would be behind such arousing, erotic, sensual, licentious authorship. More likely it is a loose "ex" who has succumbed to easy street by selling sex via the pen. After all the pen is....no don't join these two words. Forget I typed that....did I really not read it? Well it is mightier than the sword and there's plenty of swords in MoD. Anyway, be warned. Don't fall into the snare by thinking this was written by a professing woman. A woman of "profession," perhaps? Maybe the oldest profession in the world? My oh my!! I know plenty of professing women who read these novels, so what's the problem with writing them? You'd prefer the f&w women repress such desires?
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Post by Scott Ross on Jan 22, 2010 18:00:46 GMT -5
I love to hear a scot speak. My best friend was scot. Howdy! Not sure if you will be able to tell what I sound like on your computer screen, but here ya go shushy girl!! Scot ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2010 18:30:09 GMT -5
I was sent a second hand copy of "Master of Desire" recently. It was found in hospital common room and has written on the inside cover "The author is a professing woman in America." Being male, this type of "romance" novel is hardly my genre. I have not read it, merely glanced through it and I would doubt that any truly professing woman would be behind such arousing, erotic, sensual, licentious authorship. More likely it is a loose "ex" who has succumbed to easy street by selling sex via the pen. After all the pen is....no don't join these two words. Forget I typed that....did I really not read it? Well it is mightier than the sword and there's plenty of swords in MoD. Anyway, be warned. Don't fall into the snare by thinking this was written by a professing woman. A woman of "profession," perhaps? Maybe the oldest profession in the world? My oh my!! I know plenty of professing women who read these novels, so what's the problem with writing them? You'd prefer the f&w women repress such desires? Reading and writing such begins with the mind. What did Jesus say about sin? I didn't make the standards, only don't try and fool anyone into thinking its okay because some buns let their hair down occasionally and indulge! Rather than repress desires such works create them! And baby, you know it!
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Post by Gene on Jan 22, 2010 22:13:19 GMT -5
My oh my!! I know plenty of professing women who read these novels, so what's the problem with writing them? You'd prefer the f&w women repress such desires? Reading and writing such begins with the mind. What did Jesus say about sin? I didn't make the standards, only don't try and fool anyone into thinking its okay because some buns let their hair down occasionally and indulge! Rather than repress desires such works create them! And baby, you know it! But where's the sin in it? Romance, galloping horses, heaving breasts, throbbing.... enginesorsomething... How is any of that sinful? I don't recall Jesus preaching against sex. After all, if it weren't for sex, he'd never have been born. Well, maybe that illustration doesn't work, but you get my drift.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2010 4:36:42 GMT -5
Gene, I have had a cursory glance at the novel and there IS sin in the book. Dreadful sin. That which breaches some of the ten commandments. There is content which Jesus condemed.
Anyway, if you like reading about "knights with their shining "amour" (no "r") skewering fair maidens with their lances," then this is a must read for you. Oh no, I've maybe given an idea for the next in the series?
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Post by Gene on Jan 23, 2010 8:45:29 GMT -5
Gene, I have had a cursory glance at the novel and there IS sin in the book. Oh, so it's like the bible!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2010 8:53:23 GMT -5
Oh, not that bad Gene. Remember the Bible was compiled by many authors and over many, many years. The Bible inspired such noble practices as tail docking. So far the "Masters of" series (as far as I am aware) has not inspired equine hair pruning?
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Post by horsewoman on Mar 5, 2010 5:21:54 GMT -5
Ram....i am shocked you think a woman who writes sensual novels is a lady of the evening....Where are we, the Dark Ages?
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