Post by moralityagain on Jun 28, 2009 1:09:37 GMT -5
Well, I have decided to start my own church and would like to find new members who have money to give me.
I think maybe Rational and some others may be interested in joining.
What I am thinking is that maybe we will all wear green sort of like saint Patricks day attire and each of us will go out and try to find four leafs clovers during the week.
Then on Sunday we will get together and you can give me 5.00 for every four leaf clover you have found.
This will sort of be a sign that you have given your will and your life over to the four leaf clovers and I will try to get you into heaven by asking god to accept the four leaf clovers and your money as a sign of your love for him.
See how this can work?
Anyway, while you are looking for the clovers, just meditate and think a lot about whatever I think of to tell you to think of and then we will see if you are worthy of giving me your money.
I might refuse money from a couple of people if it is not much and I can just throw them out for not finding clovers and then everyone else will get the message that they had better give me more money and clovers or else they will just be put out and not be able to give me their money anymore.
Just don't do that alright because God likes it if you give me your money and there is no reason for you to just not give it to me is there.
This is all I require mostly for you to show your willingness to give me money.
for gods sake.
Now, I have to go and make up rules and silly sayings and things which I will require you to learn along with giving me the money.
Also, I need to make up some hymns about four leaf clover and giving me your all and stuff like that.
well, if you want to join me we can all get to know God together if you have a few bucks to send my way.
I was thinking of how freely you can give and how freely I can receive.
Well, have a good night and just think over these things because Jesus is knocking on the door to your heart and maybe rapping on the window and trying to climb into the attic and stuff.
So, if your heart has doors in it for some reason, that is where Jesus is knocking.
Could be from using poor grade gasoline which causes my car engine to knock too.
Well, maybe Jesus will just ring your doorbell then.
I think maybe Rational and some others may be interested in joining.
What I am thinking is that maybe we will all wear green sort of like saint Patricks day attire and each of us will go out and try to find four leafs clovers during the week.
Then on Sunday we will get together and you can give me 5.00 for every four leaf clover you have found.
This will sort of be a sign that you have given your will and your life over to the four leaf clovers and I will try to get you into heaven by asking god to accept the four leaf clovers and your money as a sign of your love for him.
See how this can work?
Anyway, while you are looking for the clovers, just meditate and think a lot about whatever I think of to tell you to think of and then we will see if you are worthy of giving me your money.
I might refuse money from a couple of people if it is not much and I can just throw them out for not finding clovers and then everyone else will get the message that they had better give me more money and clovers or else they will just be put out and not be able to give me their money anymore.
Just don't do that alright because God likes it if you give me your money and there is no reason for you to just not give it to me is there.
This is all I require mostly for you to show your willingness to give me money.
for gods sake.
Now, I have to go and make up rules and silly sayings and things which I will require you to learn along with giving me the money.
Also, I need to make up some hymns about four leaf clover and giving me your all and stuff like that.
well, if you want to join me we can all get to know God together if you have a few bucks to send my way.
I was thinking of how freely you can give and how freely I can receive.
Well, have a good night and just think over these things because Jesus is knocking on the door to your heart and maybe rapping on the window and trying to climb into the attic and stuff.
So, if your heart has doors in it for some reason, that is where Jesus is knocking.
Could be from using poor grade gasoline which causes my car engine to knock too.
Well, maybe Jesus will just ring your doorbell then.