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Post by xna on Apr 14, 2016 15:14:41 GMT -5
Don't do this.
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Post by xna on Apr 24, 2016 7:48:33 GMT -5
I wonder what their marketing mgr. was thinking when they came up with title.
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May 7, 2016 18:13:23 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on May 7, 2016 18:13:23 GMT -5
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May 19, 2016 20:33:41 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 19, 2016 20:33:41 GMT -5
weird stuff from another forum...
This is one of the most clever E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there Must be "deadly" at Scrabble. This will be hard to top because it fits to a “T"
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT happy SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FINALLY.... FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA When you rearrange the letters: AN ARAB BACKED IMPOSTER
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!
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Post by Gene on May 20, 2016 5:14:10 GMT -5
weird stuff from another forum... This is one of the most clever E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there Must be "deadly" at Scrabble. This will be hard to top because it fits to a “T" PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT happy SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FINALLY.... FOR THE GRAND FINALE: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA When you rearrange the letters: AN ARAB BACKED IMPOSTER Bet your friends haven't seen this one! Here's another one: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA When you change the letters: VERY POSSIBLY THE MANIFESTATION OF THE SECOND COMING BUT NO ONE RECOGNIZES IT BECAUSE THEY'RE EXPECTING A WHITE MAN
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May 20, 2016 6:43:58 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 20, 2016 6:43:58 GMT -5
slight error there...
1Ti_6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Presumably they plant those roots in Banks and they grow more money and people and churches love that, so on and on it goes.
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May 20, 2016 6:49:34 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 20, 2016 6:49:34 GMT -5
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." A: quack quack quack quack quack = Put it on my bill.
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May 23, 2016 15:18:45 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on May 23, 2016 15:18:45 GMT -5
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Jun 30, 2016 20:05:48 GMT -5
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Post by joanna on Jul 12, 2016 8:24:30 GMT -5
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Post by Gene on Jul 12, 2016 17:34:53 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 17:59:12 GMT -5
q: what do you call a flea in a bar?
a: a bar hopper!
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Jul 12, 2016 18:51:02 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Jul 12, 2016 18:51:02 GMT -5
There must be a lot of praying drivers in Las Vegas. People, especially on street corners, are always having people run into their houses. A couple of years ago one man had three people run into his house in a period of five months.
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Jul 12, 2016 19:01:37 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 19:01:37 GMT -5
Two brother workers went to lunch at one of the friends,when the meals were laid on the table, the older worker gave thank for the meal while the other at the table closed their eyes. Meanwhile the cat climbed unto the table and too the fish off the younger brother's plate, and when they opened their eyes they saw the cat on the floor eating the fish. The younger brother was startled and cpmplained that the cat had taken his fish.The older brother then scolded him for being disobedient and reminded him that scripture tells us that we must "watch and pray."
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Jul 13, 2016 14:28:08 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2016 14:28:08 GMT -5
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Jul 25, 2016 18:31:50 GMT -5
Gene likes this
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Jul 25, 2016 20:28:20 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 20:28:20 GMT -5
this is how it really goes.... Rev_3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:44:10 GMT -5
Post by xna on Jul 25, 2016 20:44:10 GMT -5
ev_3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. Ok @@wally perhaps you will find this one more funny.
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Jul 25, 2016 20:55:41 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 20:55:41 GMT -5
ev_3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. Ok @@wally perhaps you will find this one more funny. Joh_17:12 While I was with them in the world, I kept them in thy name: those that thou gavest me I have kept, and none of them is lost, but the son of perdition; that the scripture might be fulfilled.
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Jul 25, 2016 21:05:20 GMT -5
Post by xna on Jul 25, 2016 21:05:20 GMT -5
Judas Iscariot son of perdition, doing god's will
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Jul 25, 2016 21:39:57 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 21:39:57 GMT -5
Judas Iscariot son of perdition, doing god's will i haven't read the gospel of judas but this verse came to mind: Mat_13:52 Then said he unto them, Therefore every scribe which is instructed unto the kingdom of heaven is like unto a man that is an householder, which bringeth forth out of his treasure things new and old.
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Jul 26, 2016 10:40:27 GMT -5
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Aug 10, 2016 9:13:03 GMT -5
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Aug 14, 2016 14:46:51 GMT -5
Post by xna on Aug 14, 2016 14:46:51 GMT -5
Do you believe now?
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Aug 14, 2016 15:35:44 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2016 15:35:44 GMT -5
what did the big husky say to the little husky?
your not fat your just a little husky...
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Sept 10, 2016 16:51:21 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 16:51:21 GMT -5
A man went in to a restaurant and ordered alphabet soup. The man's alphabet soup was in front of him when a bee went inside.
The man cried out, "Waiter, Waiter, there's a bee in my alphabet soup!"
The waiter said, "Yes, sir, and I believe all the other letters are there too."
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