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Post by xna on Sept 1, 2015 21:29:53 GMT -5
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Sept 1, 2015 22:13:01 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 22:13:01 GMT -5
Xna, I loved your graphic. I don't know the context but it could come across as a hound searching for a fox which was right behind him! I am sure it isn't the case - but it does give you that impress.
Hey guys, anyone love kittens? These two abandoned kittens were fished from a lake.
www.boredpanda.com/fishermen-rescue-kittens-boat-jason-frost-brandon-key/ The video "went viral"
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Post by snow on Sept 1, 2015 22:20:18 GMT -5
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Sept 1, 2015 22:25:59 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 22:25:59 GMT -5
its not clear to me that adultery remarriage was a stoneable offense... do you have a verse for that?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 22:31:22 GMT -5
I suppose, the penalty for adultery was stoning. And Jesus said that remarriage was adultery.
The stoning belongs to the Old Testament, however, the **sin** of adultery and remarriage remains.
The graphic is correct. And many gays have pointed this out to church people over the years when they were condemned while remarried people were not.
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Sept 2, 2015 3:15:47 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Sept 2, 2015 3:15:47 GMT -5
its not clear to me that adultery remarriage was a stoneable offense... do you have a verse for that? Check your concordance for the words stone, stoning, etc.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 20:29:59 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 4, 2015 0:49:32 GMT -5
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Sept 4, 2015 23:33:51 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Sept 4, 2015 23:33:51 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 23:42:35 GMT -5
This reminds me of myself
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Sept 5, 2015 1:19:16 GMT -5
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Post by dmmichgood on Sept 5, 2015 1:19:16 GMT -5
Atheists! It's our turn! One of the young gay women in one of our parades once said to me something about gays being the last. She nearly dropped her eye teeth when I said, no, we atheists are the last!
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Sept 5, 2015 2:15:53 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 5, 2015 2:15:53 GMT -5
Atheists! It's our turn! One of the young gay women in one of our parades once said to me something about gays being the last. She nearly dropped her eye teeth when I said, no, we atheists are the last! Ain't that the truth!!!!
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Post by Annan on Sept 5, 2015 14:27:13 GMT -5
Oldie but goodie...
Four little old Catholic ladies were having coffee. And as little old Catholic ladies are prone to do, they start bragging about their sons. The first woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
Not to be out done, the second woman proudly chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"
The third little old Catholic woman takes a deep breath and boasts, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people bow and say 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth little old lady quietly sips her coffee prompting the other little old ladies to look at each other with sly smiles prompting one of them to nonchalantly ask, “So how’s your son these days, Agnes?”
Agnes slowly takes a sip of coffee, puts her cup down and says, “My son is a gorgeous, sexy, body-building, antler-wearing Pagan. When he walks into a room, people stare and exclaim...
O-H… M-Y… G-O-D !!”
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Sept 5, 2015 22:43:25 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 5, 2015 23:01:02 GMT -5
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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Sept 5, 2015 23:06:30 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 23:06:30 GMT -5
Quote - "Atheists! It's our turn! One of the young gay women in one of our parades once said to me something about gays being the last. She nearly dropped her eye teeth when I said, no, we atheists are the last! Sorry Dmmichgood, over my head.
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Post by dmmichgood on Sept 5, 2015 23:07:17 GMT -5
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' Oh please, -I laughed so hard I peed my pants!
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Post by dmmichgood on Sept 5, 2015 23:14:52 GMT -5
Quote - "Atheists! It's our turn! One of the young gay women in one of our parades once said to me something about gays being the last. She nearly dropped her eye teeth when I said, no, we atheists are the last! Sorry Dmmichgood, over my head. Sorry, guess it wasn't very clear. She felt that gays were the last ones to be oppressed.
I informed her that we atheists were the last to be oppressed.
Hey! That just made me think of something! Gays have their "gay pride" parade!
Maybe we Atheists should have an "atheists pride" parade!
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Sept 5, 2015 23:19:26 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 23:19:26 GMT -5
Oh, you mean "last taboo" stuff? Hardly. I have been hearing "last taboo" stuff for years.
In Australia some aborigines are saying that if they get "constitutional recognition" it will be the last "last" demand. Like hell it will.
Remember when decriminalization of homosexuality was the "last taboo"? And then "tolerance"? And then "gay marriage" ? No, never, gays will already be working on their next taboo - and it might be boy sex, or gay polygamy.
Each taboo feeds into the next taboo.
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Sept 5, 2015 23:32:29 GMT -5
Post by dmmichgood on Sept 5, 2015 23:32:29 GMT -5
Oh, you mean "last taboo" stuff? Hardly. I have been hearing "last taboo" stuff for years.
Oh, can it Bert!
NO, I didn't mean the last "taboo!"
Totally different!
I was responding to Bob Williston's cartoon showing the guy crying because he had no one left to "oppress"
I'm quite aware that you are bent on "oppressing" everyone that doesn't agree with you!
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Sept 6, 2015 1:49:36 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Sept 6, 2015 1:49:36 GMT -5
Oh, you mean "last taboo" stuff? Hardly. I have been hearing "last taboo" stuff for years.
In Australia some aborigines are saying that if they get "constitutional recognition" it will be the last "last" demand. Like hell it will.
Remember when decriminalization of homosexuality was the "last taboo"? And then "tolerance"? And then "gay marriage" ? No, never, gays will already be working on their next taboo - and it might be boy sex, or gay polygamy.
Each taboo feeds into the next taboo. You got it backwards, Bert. It no longer taboo to be a little boy. We already have legislation freeing little boys from their perverted abusers.
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Sept 6, 2015 13:33:53 GMT -5
Post by snow on Sept 6, 2015 13:33:53 GMT -5
Oh, you mean "last taboo" stuff? Hardly. I have been hearing "last taboo" stuff for years.
In Australia some aborigines are saying that if they get "constitutional recognition" it will be the last "last" demand. Like hell it will.
Remember when decriminalization of homosexuality was the "last taboo"? And then "tolerance"? And then "gay marriage" ? No, never, gays will already be working on their next taboo - and it might be boy sex, or gay polygamy.
Each taboo feeds into the next taboo. Bert we are on the humor thread you know!
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Sept 6, 2015 16:15:26 GMT -5
Post by xna on Sept 6, 2015 16:15:26 GMT -5
Play it forward
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Sept 6, 2015 21:28:51 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2015 21:28:51 GMT -5
This is not meant to be funny
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Sept 6, 2015 23:30:11 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2015 23:30:11 GMT -5
Dmmichgood, I am sure if you want to have multiple wives or husbands there will be people who will oppress you. Same too if a man wants to have his own gay boy.
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Sept 7, 2015 16:16:44 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Sept 7, 2015 16:16:44 GMT -5
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Sept 8, 2015 15:09:25 GMT -5
Post by blacksheep on Sept 8, 2015 15:09:25 GMT -5
a.) 50 b.) 5 c.) .05 d.) .005
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