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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 13:32:26 GMT -5
MONEY TALKS!
Problem is: Mine only knows one word, "GOOD-BYE!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 16:56:11 GMT -5
Four men went on a moose hunting trip. A preacher, a dr., a lawyer and a farmer. Three of them saw a moose all at the same time and fired! The moose dropped and a dispute arose over who shot the moose! Well, they finally get over to the moose and the Dr. checks it out, proclaiming only one shot hit the moose, and he knew exactly who "dropped" it.
The others couldn't believe it! Could not tell. Dr. says, "easy, the bullet went in one ear and out the other, it was the Preacher!"
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Post by BobWilliston on Jul 21, 2015 17:53:57 GMT -5
America: Changing Times
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Jul 21, 2015 17:54:46 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 17:54:46 GMT -5
Xna. This genre of religious joke, the Old Testament law one, is a bit tiring. We don't live under the Old Testament, and as Jesus pointed out - those laws were written not because of God, but "of the fathers." You don't get these jokes about Jesus commandment to "love one another" do you?
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Post by snow on Jul 21, 2015 17:58:25 GMT -5
Xna. This genre of religious joke, the Old Testament law one, is a bit tiring. We don't live under the Old Testament, and as Jesus pointed out - those laws were written not because of God, but "of the fathers." You don't get these jokes about Jesus commandment to "love one another" do you? Of course, and that will be why there is such an uproar about gays getting married. Maybe more Christians should be focusing on the commandment to 'love one another' and quit trying to spread hate because of a couple of verses in the OT.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 18:04:47 GMT -5
Uh... the gay one is in the New Testament too. It's under the moral laws. Same too with having only one wife. And giving your wife due reverence. And not sexualizing yourself.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 18:13:02 GMT -5
Isn't this beautiful? And isn't this sad? Syria.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 18:47:56 GMT -5
This thread was dedicated to humor, and since it is a family forum it should be clean humor!
Anyone not liking this, PLEASE go start your own thread on "whatever!"
Thank you!
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Jul 21, 2015 19:12:28 GMT -5
Post by xna on Jul 21, 2015 19:12:28 GMT -5
Xna. This genre of religious joke, the Old Testament law one, is a bit tiring. We don't live under the Old Testament, and as Jesus pointed out - those laws were written not because of God, but "of the fathers." You don't get these jokes about Jesus commandment to "love one another" do you? I don't follow you. I don't recall posting this graphic.
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Jul 21, 2015 20:27:03 GMT -5
Post by snow on Jul 21, 2015 20:27:03 GMT -5
View AttachmentUh... the gay one is in the New Testament too. It's under the moral laws. Same too with having only one wife. And giving your wife due reverence. And not sexualizing yourself. Love the pic Bert!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 8:44:12 GMT -5
This has to be one of the funniest cat pictures I have ever seen. How do you make the graphics bigger? I see XNA quoted my post and the graphic was enlarged.
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Jul 22, 2015 18:01:43 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 18:01:43 GMT -5
XNA, I used the Add Attachment facility. But the graphic was small, thumbnail size almost. When you Quoted me the graphic was larger - I tried this Quote facility but I had no graphic at all! How did you do it?
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Post by xna on Jul 22, 2015 19:52:53 GMT -5
XNA, I used the Add Attachment facility. But the graphic was small, thumbnail size almost. When you Quoted me the graphic was larger - I tried this Quote facility but I had no graphic at all! How did you do it? I need to know how you access proboards? Option 1Using a PC or Mac, a browser, and going to www.professing.proboards.comOption 2A phone or tablet using an APP. If so which one? Tapatalk APP tapatalk.com/ Proboards APP www.proboards.com/mobile-forum-app Others _________ BTW I prefer Tapatalk APP. Option 3 (since this is the Humor Thread) I'll PM you a link and a special code. Once you log in I will then have remote access to your computer where I will install a program that changes all your posts to read exactly what you don't want to say.
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Jul 22, 2015 20:03:49 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Jul 22, 2015 20:03:49 GMT -5
LOL nice try xna
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 20:13:14 GMT -5
WOW! Anyone here hear on the news about that outback beef that weighed 5200 lbs dressed out?
Yeah, that's a lotta bull, huh?
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Jul 22, 2015 20:35:32 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 20:35:32 GMT -5
Thanks Xna, but option 1, my option, doesn't make sense. I am already on that URL.
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Jul 22, 2015 20:46:41 GMT -5
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Post by Gene on Jul 22, 2015 20:46:41 GMT -5
Thanks Xna, but option 1, my option, doesn't make sense. I am already on that URL. I recommend option three. Between XNA, Snow and me, you could never go wrong with that recommendation.
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Jul 22, 2015 21:07:15 GMT -5
Post by xna on Jul 22, 2015 21:07:15 GMT -5
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Jul 22, 2015 21:16:26 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 21:16:26 GMT -5
Thanks Xna, I'll try this out. My images are mostly on my own hard disk, so URL's dont' work.
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Post by xna on Jul 22, 2015 21:27:46 GMT -5
Thanks Xna, I'll try this out. My images are mostly on my own hard disk, so URL's dont' work. Open the folder where the image is on your hard drive Open a pro boards post or reply Select insert image Drag your image to the proboards insert screen
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 2:20:30 GMT -5
I just tried that. The image is still thumbnail size.
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Jul 23, 2015 2:27:33 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 2:27:33 GMT -5
I just tried that. The image is still thumbnail size. just click once on picture and one will see a larger image
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Jul 23, 2015 2:38:01 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 2:38:01 GMT -5
I just tried that. The image is still thumbnail size. just click once on picture and one will see a larger image Yes, thanks, but I was wondering if its possible to see a larger image without clicking on it. Some images here are already large.
Flying fox babies. Australia.
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Jul 23, 2015 10:23:18 GMT -5
Post by snow on Jul 23, 2015 10:23:18 GMT -5
just click once on picture and one will see a larger image Yes, thanks, but I was wondering if its possible to see a larger image without clicking on it. Some images here are already large.
Flying fox babies. Australia. View AttachmentOh my! those are so cute!
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Jul 23, 2015 13:08:57 GMT -5
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Post by Mary on Jul 23, 2015 13:08:57 GMT -5
Makes you want one as a pet. Cute yes. .
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Post by xna on Jul 23, 2015 14:26:27 GMT -5
I just tried that. The image is still thumbnail size. Well at lease you can post images now. I'm posting this now from a MAC Book Pro using Google Chrome
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Jul 23, 2015 15:25:58 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Jul 23, 2015 15:25:58 GMT -5
just click once on picture and one will see a larger image Yes, thanks, but I was wondering if its possible to see a larger image without clicking on it. Some images here are already large.
Flying fox babies. Australia. View AttachmentIs that the politically correct term for "bats"?
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Post by Mary on Jul 23, 2015 15:35:26 GMT -5
Don't park your van under a tree in Australia. All night the little cute creatures in the tree dropped things on the roof of our caravan.
We probably parked under an acorn tree. I forget it as it was too long ago. In due regard rational might say one might need to stop freting about it because it was so long ago.
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