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Post by xna on Jun 21, 2015 17:00:56 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Jun 21, 2015 20:56:34 GMT -5
The internet is full of half truths, hemisphericaly speaking.
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Post by xna on Jun 21, 2015 21:22:13 GMT -5
Some may find it funny, even if no one is watching.
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Jun 21, 2015 22:43:21 GMT -5
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Post by dmmichgood on Jun 21, 2015 22:43:21 GMT -5
Some may find it funny, even if no one is watching. I love that humanist symbol!
I have one as a pin done in silver and blue.
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Jun 22, 2015 11:01:46 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2015 11:01:46 GMT -5
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Post by snow on Jun 22, 2015 11:08:27 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2015 17:11:07 GMT -5
Husband to wife, "Today is a fine day." ?
Next day he says, "Today is a fine day." ?
Again next day, he says the same thing, "Today is a fine day." ?
Finally after a week his wife can't take it and asks, "Since last week you are saying, today is a fine day. I'm fed up. What's the matter?"?
Husband, "Last week when we had an argument you said, "I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you." ?
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Jun 23, 2015 17:30:06 GMT -5
Post by Lee on Jun 23, 2015 17:30:06 GMT -5
LOL
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Jun 23, 2015 17:31:38 GMT -5
Post by Lee on Jun 23, 2015 17:31:38 GMT -5
Time for a song!
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Jun 23, 2015 17:32:20 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2015 17:32:20 GMT -5
Wally, once I was around a divorced male worker who would have loved that joke of yours. Personally, I find it more sad than funny, though I recognize the humor some might see in it.
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Post by BobWilliston on Jun 23, 2015 22:53:45 GMT -5
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Jun 25, 2015 10:57:22 GMT -5
Post by snow on Jun 25, 2015 10:57:22 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 12:30:45 GMT -5
if he knew the murderer was going to commit a crime with the gun, yes
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Post by snow on Jun 25, 2015 14:08:42 GMT -5
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Jun 27, 2015 1:34:55 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Jun 27, 2015 1:34:55 GMT -5
A bus on a busy street struck a Catholic man. He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered. "A priest. Somebody get me a priest!", the man gasped. Long seconds dragged on but no one stepped out of the crowd.
A policeman checked the crowd and finally yelled, "A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?"
Finally, out of the crowd stepped a little old Jewish man in his 80's.
"Mr. Policeman," said the man, "I'm not a priest... I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now, I'm living behind the Catholic Church on Second Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man."
The policeman agreed, and cleared the crowd so the man could get through to where the injured man lay.
The old Jewish man knelt down, leaned over the man and said in a solemn voice:
B-4 ..... I-19 ... N-38 ... G-54 .... O-72
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Jun 27, 2015 1:56:30 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Jun 27, 2015 1:56:30 GMT -5
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Jun 27, 2015 2:17:14 GMT -5
Post by withlove on Jun 27, 2015 2:17:14 GMT -5
This reminds me of Christians who think selling or serving alcohol is abetting drunks and alcoholics. As if Jesus didn't make wine for distribution at a wedding party.
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Jun 27, 2015 2:19:49 GMT -5
Post by withlove on Jun 27, 2015 2:19:49 GMT -5
Some of the pics on this page are too small and blurry for me to see properly...not ignoring anyone's jokes.
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Post by xna on Jun 27, 2015 2:44:22 GMT -5
Some of the pics on this page are too small and blurry for me to see properly...not ignoring anyone's jokes. Double click on them to enlarge
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Jun 27, 2015 5:05:05 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2015 5:05:05 GMT -5
An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot. "Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind, I found one."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2015 5:09:03 GMT -5
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2015 5:18:33 GMT -5
Paddy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two policemen, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether they can see a picture of the wife. Paddy replies "of course" and runs back to get their wedding picture. The deputy looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." Paddy replies "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want!"
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Post by xna on Jun 27, 2015 6:50:50 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Jun 27, 2015 6:51:34 GMT -5
A growth industry
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Post by xna on Jun 27, 2015 6:52:02 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2015 7:10:53 GMT -5
XNA, I didn't really get the joke of your graphics. Re "bigots" - It's interesting that ten years ago few approved of gay marriage. I guess back then we were ALL bigots. Were YOU a "bigot" too?
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Post by xna on Jun 27, 2015 7:52:57 GMT -5
XNA, I didn't really get the joke of your graphics. Re "bigots" - It's interesting that ten years ago few approved of gay marriage. I guess back then we were ALL bigots. Were YOU a "bigot" too? I take the meaning of Bigot as: "a person who strongly and unfairly dislikes other people, ideas, etc."
So yes, I was a bigot, and to some degree I probably am one today. When I grew up - & where I grew up, I now view as full of racists and bigots. For example I was; white, straight, male, & protestant; by age 18 I had never met a person of color, a Catholic, Jew, atheist, or any openly gay person. I wasn’t even aware gay people existed! It just never crossed my mind. I was a product of my xenophobic world. Since then I have been exposed to a more representative sample of the human race, and have grown hopefully less racists, more tolerant, more accepting, and hopefully l am now less of a bigot. If one believes there is “only one right way about anything", then you are defining a bigot.
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