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Post by BobWilliston on May 12, 2015 21:39:00 GMT -5
Daughter: "Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your checkbook. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New York. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viper. Dad, I need your blessings, good wishes, and a big wedding."
Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through PayPal. And if you get fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay."
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Post by snow on May 13, 2015 20:26:49 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 16:52:45 GMT -5
Seriously, this is the Best Thread on the TMB
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Post by xna on May 14, 2015 20:06:31 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on May 15, 2015 16:56:18 GMT -5
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May 15, 2015 17:26:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2015 17:51:49 GMT -5
There was this funny cartoon - Parker and Hart's Wizard of Id. The king is in a carriage. The roads are potholed and the bridge has fallen into the river. A large sign proclaims "Your tax cuts at work."
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Post by xna on May 15, 2015 21:01:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2015 6:50:59 GMT -5
Don't know how to put images on the new Proboard But someone sent me this photo (badly dappled) of a church notice board taken recently. It reads: "God is love. Movie Monday (for teens year 7 up) 6.30 pm Free tea + movie"
I found that quite sad. We try to bribe kids to attend church. You aren't allowed to do that in the bible.
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Post by snow on May 17, 2015 11:23:49 GMT -5
Don't know how to put images on the new Proboard But someone sent me this photo (badly dappled) of a church notice board taken recently. It reads: "God is love. Movie Monday (for teens year 7 up) 6.30 pm Free tea + movie"I found that quite sad. We try to bribe kids to attend church. You aren't allowed to do that in the bible. Don't know if this will help you Bert, but what I do when I see a picture online I want to put here I point to it, right click the mouse and choose the one that says 'copy url site' or something similar. Then I come here hit 'reply' and click the 'insert image' button. In the box that comes up, paste the url site and say ok. Then hit post and it should show up here. Maybe that helps some?
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Post by BobWilliston on May 17, 2015 13:31:50 GMT -5
Don't know how to put images on the new Proboard But someone sent me this photo (badly dappled) of a church notice board taken recently. It reads: "God is love. Movie Monday (for teens year 7 up) 6.30 pm Free tea + movie"I found that quite sad. We try to bribe kids to attend church. You aren't allowed to do that in the bible. It was okay in the OT. Well, they didn't have churches then. But don't you get four days of free food and lodging at convention too?
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May 17, 2015 13:54:59 GMT -5
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Post by Mary on May 17, 2015 13:54:59 GMT -5
Don't let's sabotage the humor thread. Did you think it was funny Bert? Did you laugh or mock thinking we are not like those churches?
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2015 21:53:47 GMT -5
No, I mentioned it because it's life imitating art. And the same forces keeping children away from the mainstream churches operates also within our meetings.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2015 17:14:58 GMT -5
this real funny, enjoy
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May 19, 2015 3:34:18 GMT -5
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Post by curlywurlysammagee on May 19, 2015 3:34:18 GMT -5
Don't know how to put images on the new Proboard But someone sent me this photo (badly dappled) of a church notice board taken recently. It reads: "God is love. Movie Monday (for teens year 7 up) 6.30 pm Free tea + movie"I found that quite sad. We try to bribe kids to attend church. You aren't allowed to do that in the bible. Don't know if this will help you Bert, but what I do when I see a picture online I want to put here I point to it, right click the mouse and choose the one that says 'copy url site' or something similar. Then I come here hit 'reply' and click the 'insert image' button. In the box that comes up, paste the url site and say ok. Then hit post and it should show up here. Maybe that helps some? Bert, Snow and anyone else. You can also use your snipping tool. Open your Snip, cover what you want to steal, file, save, then you can attach to what ever. nothing is safe from the mighty snip.
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Post by curlywurlysammagee on May 19, 2015 4:09:17 GMT -5
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Post by curlywurlysammagee on May 19, 2015 4:13:50 GMT -5
Virgo and other Chch people. The A.A. Milne one is for you guys.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 4:48:48 GMT -5
Virgo and other Chch people. The A.A. Milne one is for you guys. true we haven't had a quake today that is noticeable
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2015 7:37:59 GMT -5
That cat one is SO COOL !! Had to send it to a few people!!
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May 19, 2015 21:29:57 GMT -5
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Post by curlywurlysammagee on May 20, 2015 0:40:23 GMT -5
Republican voters in the USA and National Party voters in NZ generally vote for these parties 'cos daddy told them too.
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