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Sept 15, 2014 13:07:20 GMT -5
Post by faune on Sept 15, 2014 13:07:20 GMT -5
I wonder how many of you remember Pat Robertson running for President back in the primaries in 1988? Good thing he didn't get nominated, because can you just imagine where this country would be today, if he did? Here's some choice remarks recently that came out of his mouth. It seems that he and Jerry Falzwell were hatched from the same egg? Actually, I can understand why our founding fathers decided upon separation of church and state back in the infancy of this country. They could see the disastrous effects of religion taking over politics from the record of history itself from the RCC down through the ages and other controlling groups.
politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/patrobertson.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson
politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/falwellquotes.htm
I can remember my kids coming home from school and telling me about that one and I just cracked up laughing. It was their favorite cartoon to watch after that news release. LOL Even my grandkids used to watch their re-runs when young, too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies
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Post by xna on Sept 15, 2014 13:46:25 GMT -5
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Sept 15, 2014 13:57:10 GMT -5
Post by faune on Sept 15, 2014 13:57:10 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Sept 15, 2014 15:57:43 GMT -5
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Sept 16, 2014 15:15:54 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 16, 2014 15:15:54 GMT -5
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Post by matisse on Sept 16, 2014 15:21:37 GMT -5
...the dreaded nighttime sound of the cat meowing with its mouth full!
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Post by xna on Sept 17, 2014 8:55:26 GMT -5
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Sept 17, 2014 15:49:42 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Sept 17, 2014 15:49:42 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Sept 18, 2014 19:41:05 GMT -5
To me those hats are just funny. I suppose to them it says something very important. Attachments:
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Post by xna on Sept 18, 2014 20:09:07 GMT -5
Meanwhile in Scotland Attachments:
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Sept 19, 2014 0:50:55 GMT -5
Post by faune on Sept 19, 2014 0:50:55 GMT -5
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Sept 19, 2014 10:47:16 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 10:47:16 GMT -5
just great i am going to be hearing that tune all day! LOL
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Sept 19, 2014 11:00:56 GMT -5
Post by faune on Sept 19, 2014 11:00:56 GMT -5
just great i am going to be hearing that tune all day! LOL Wally ~ I agree, it does have a catchy tune and has a way of staying with you long afterward.
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Post by xna on Sept 19, 2014 13:40:52 GMT -5
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Sept 20, 2014 14:03:38 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Sept 20, 2014 14:03:38 GMT -5
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Sept 20, 2014 20:03:49 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Sept 20, 2014 20:03:49 GMT -5
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Post by déjà vu on Sept 21, 2014 15:32:54 GMT -5
An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type.The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman, as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW a diamond necklace for his wife and $100,000 US dollars.
A couple of days later, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money, but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".
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Post by xna on Sept 21, 2014 18:52:11 GMT -5
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Post by BobWilliston on Sept 21, 2014 19:16:21 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Sept 21, 2014 19:29:38 GMT -5
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Post by xna on Sept 21, 2014 19:32:21 GMT -5
Allah thought of everything Attachments:
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Sept 21, 2014 20:28:37 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Sept 21, 2014 20:28:37 GMT -5
Allah thought of everything Same old sack o' potatoes, huh?
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Post by xna on Sept 21, 2014 20:33:31 GMT -5
Allah thought of everything Same old sack o' potatoes, huh? Remember those black stockings and the tall lace up black shoes?
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Sept 21, 2014 20:39:01 GMT -5
Post by déjà vu on Sept 21, 2014 20:39:01 GMT -5
This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned that if the U S continued meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iraq, Iran, Palestine and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.
It's gonna get ugly, folks.
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Sept 21, 2014 21:57:36 GMT -5
Post by BobWilliston on Sept 21, 2014 21:57:36 GMT -5
This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned that if the U S continued meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iraq, Iran, Palestine and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps. It's gonna get ugly, folks. Why does the Muslim Brotherhood care about Indians?
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Sept 22, 2014 1:20:50 GMT -5
Post by dmmichgood on Sept 22, 2014 1:20:50 GMT -5
OMG! Looks like we have "mixed" marriage of some sort, (not quite sure what sort)
Shame on my dirty mind! Just a couple of friends taking care of one another.
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Sept 22, 2014 1:26:33 GMT -5
Post by dmmichgood on Sept 22, 2014 1:26:33 GMT -5
Allah thought of everything Notice that funny thing on top of the man's head? I think he may be one of Nathan's extraterrestrial aliens.
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Post by xna on Sept 22, 2014 16:22:42 GMT -5
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