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Post by eyedeetentee on Dec 7, 2010 14:53:38 GMT -5
Better living through chemistry? You think I should be a chemist in order to live better? Or are you saying I should find someone with whom I have a connection? Welllllll, people like that are hard to find. In fact, I don't know of anyone in such a category. People at the store look at me like I'm nuts when I talk to them so stores are out. I don't bar hop. There isn't anyone else at the gym (pasture) when I'm there so that's out. Where am I supposed to find this connection?
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Post by quizzer on Dec 7, 2010 16:27:35 GMT -5
eyedeetentee, Honestly, I understood your statement about "all natural" to mean that you did not prefer chemicals or plastiques. My mistake.
However, you are not without resources to locate a nice chemist. For instance, you could visit your local pharmacy. You could sign up for chemistry courses at a local community college.
If you still prefer the "all natural" approach, I could suggest your local health food store.
However, what in the world are you saying to folks at stores? "Psst, hey, are you a chemist?" If so, I would look at you like you are nuts. You could try: "Hi! How are you?" or "Can I reach that item for you on the top shelf?" or "Do you need some help loading this package in your trunk?"
Just my thoughts on helping you reach out to chemists, quizzer
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Post by eyedeetentee on Dec 7, 2010 22:19:41 GMT -5
Yeah, last time I offered to put a package in a gal's trunk, I got slapped.
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Post by quizzer on Dec 8, 2010 11:37:14 GMT -5
eyedeetentee, Gee! I hope that was an offer of help, with no subtext whatsoever!
For Halle Berry and Sandra Bullock, you could list your top ten characteristics:
1) You are helpful and misunderstood.
Since you were slapped, how about 2) You are sensitive and have a good memory?
Please advise, quizzer
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Post by eyedeetentee on Dec 8, 2010 16:31:23 GMT -5
3) Hungry and eager.
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Post by quizzer on Dec 8, 2010 17:48:50 GMT -5
eyedeetentee, How about the next 7 characteristics: 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Would like to request an autograph
Just a thought, but you might want to use phrasing other than "yesyesyes" and "pleasepleaseplease," quizzer
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Post by eyedeetentee on Dec 21, 2010 14:27:56 GMT -5
3. Gentle. 4. Considerate. 5. Focused. 6. Honest. 7. Charitable. 8. Persistent. 9. Non-Traditional.
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Post by quizzer on Dec 21, 2010 17:07:05 GMT -5
eyedeetentee, Awww...what a great list! You could Facebook Halle Berry and/or Sandra Bullock...how could they resist? Merry Christmas, quizzer
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Post by eyedeetentee on Dec 26, 2010 13:19:45 GMT -5
Sandra Bullock does not have her own page at this time. Halle Berry's page is interesting but I don't think I fit the demographic for her friend list. And there are a lot of weirdos posting to her page. I don't need to get married to her or expect her to have my kids. All I ask is that one or both of them walk up my driveway. I'm not too demanding and don't expect much.
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Post by quizzer on Dec 27, 2010 0:19:07 GMT -5
Oh, I agree. Good-looking and great character is never too much to ask for in a millionaire! You could create your own website, with an arrow pointed to your driveway, and a sensitive note reading "Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry, here I am!" I'm sure that this will aid them in locating your driveway. Best wishes with your endeavors, and Happy New Year, quizzer
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Post by eyedeetentee on Dec 27, 2010 1:10:11 GMT -5
Yeah, but that encourages all the strange ones.
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Post by quizzer on Jan 2, 2011 0:45:58 GMT -5
eyedeetentee, You might want to have a login screen before allowing anyone to view your private residence. Like with TMB, interested folks would have to submit their name and email addresses before being granted access. Then, you would be able to investigate everyone before giving them a login. You could also direct the strange ones to Sandra Bullock's (or Halle Berry's) Facebook page. Just a thought for the New Year, quizzer
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Post by debkingkent on Apr 21, 2011 4:20:10 GMT -5
funny
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Post by lazarus66 on Oct 5, 2012 10:55:30 GMT -5
I guess I was under the impression that if one of these "cuties" like Sandra or Halle were to take me in, I would be happy with that, but the more money, the better looking people get. Have ya ever noticed that?
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Post by Gene on Oct 5, 2012 18:22:31 GMT -5
I guess I was under the impression that if one of these "cuties" like Sandra or Halle were to take me in, I would be happy with that, but the more money, the better looking people get. Have ya ever noticed that? And the older I get, the younger everyone else looks. And the older I get, it seems like everyone 20 years younger than me is extraordinarily good looking!
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Post by eyedeetentee on Oct 13, 2012 14:47:38 GMT -5
I guess I was under the impression that if one of these "cuties" like Sandra or Halle were to take me in, I would be happy with that, but the more money, the better looking people get. Have ya ever noticed that? No, Donald Trump is not good looking. Neither is Liz Taylor, Clint Eastwood, Joan Rivers (acckkk gag), Donald Sutherland, Roseanne Barr, etc.
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